Eight "Militant" Doctors Arrested for Plotting to Treat Patients

Image via Soylent GreenEditor’s Note: This isn’t even meant to be funny; it’s just an exercise in replacing certain words in a news story about a militia with others about healthcare and considering the results.Federal agents from the Internal Revenue Service, Bureau of Investigation, and Ted Kennedy Memorial Health Rationing Board swarmed a makeshift health clinic in Michigan yesterday, arresting eight doctors who were...

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Eight "Militant" Doctors Arrested for Plotting to Treat Patients

Real Men of Genius: Joe Biden

THIS is a big fucking de...

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Real Men of Genius: Joe Biden

Lie to Me (I'd Drop Dead if You Didn't)

You'd think in the information age politicians would, for once, just shut the fuck up and stop lying and own up to the damned truth. Oh, I'm sorry. For a minute there I was dreaming that they actually care what we think.Never mind.What a silly ass I am to fantasize that when The Wicked Witch of Congress said this -- “No major piece of major social legislation has ever been passed without the vote being partisan" -- she...

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Lie to Me (I'd Drop Dead if You Didn't)

The Coffin: The New Symbol for the Democratic Party`

I don't know what the big fuss is all about. Apparently the Democrats, and the FBI, don't get symbolism. Yes, a coffin is a metaphor for death. But I'll take the high road and see it as a symbol that someone thinks Rep. Russ Carnahan (Dickhead-Mo.) is going to be dead at the polls come November. In fact, let's just go ahead right now and start putting coffins on the lawns of all the whiny little POS Democrats...

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The Coffin: The New Symbol for the Democratic Party`

Pain, Damage Don't End the World. Or Despair. The World Ends When You're Dead. Until Then, More Punishment Is in Store. Be a Man & Give Some Back

Otherwise to be translated as "SCREW YOU" Obama and your Merry Band of Congresscriminals. We won't back down.Watch out, you bastards. That sound you hear creeping up behind you is the American people coming for you ... at the ballot box.After that, we'll let Ole Scratch grab your asses and suck you down into the abyss and seat you at your rightful place ... at the dinner table ... in the Eighth Circle of Hell.Via PatDollard....

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Pain, Damage Don't End the World. Or Despair. The World Ends When You're Dead. Until Then, More Punishment Is in Store. Be a Man & Give Some Back

UPDATED ++ Obamacare Will "Control the People"

I love it when politicians open their big fat mouths. Congesscriminal John Dingell (Dickhead, Michigan) :"The harsh fact of the matter is when you're going to pass legislation to cover 300 million people in different ways it takes a long time to do the necessary administrative steps that have to be taken to put the legislation together to control the people."In fact, Jamie's snark below is a preview of the reality the...

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UPDATED ++ Obamacare Will "Control the People"

On the Road to Ruin

Posted on behalf of Jamie.Well, he's signed it.Joe Biden to the rescue… Drops the f-bomb for the President to make it more interesting. We are governed by moro...

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On the Road to Ruin

"There Are No Rules Here ... We Make Them Up As We Go Along"

As if this fucking piece of shit needed to say it out loud. But I'm glad he did. It's just more campaign ad fodder to help send this Congresscriminal back home to Flori-duh in November, preferably with a deadly communicable disea...

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"There Are No Rules Here ... We Make Them Up As We Go Along"

Her Goal? To Be Fatest; My Goal? To Be Least Governed; Who Will Win?

Maybe if we send this lady some cakes she'll reach her goal and we'll get good karma and The Wicked Witch of Congress won't get her 216 votes.Her goal is to make the Gunniess Book of World Records. Pelousy's goal is to re-engineer America and drag us all, kicking and screaming, into her boiling cauldron. My goal is keep these motherfuckers away from my property.Who will win?My optimism is waning, my anger growing.You...

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Her Goal? To Be Fatest; My Goal? To Be Least Governed; Who Will Win?

Obama Invited to Give New Gettysburg Address

Give me a fucking break. Via AllahpunditOne town is already banking on President Obama's re-election: Gettysburg, Pa. Looking ahead to July 2013, organizers of the 150th anniversary of the decisive three-day clash between Union and Confederate forces have extended an invitation for Obama to deliver his own Gettysburg address, we hear. "That would be really cool," says Gettysburg Convention and Visitors Bureau President...

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Obama Invited to Give New Gettysburg Address

O Lord Obama ... Where Art Thou?

You know the Dems are going for broke when the 9,492,946th time they're about to pass Obamacare needs a little help from the nation's number one Democratic Party propagandist ... because apparently The Lord Cometh, right there, today, all over the pages of the New York Slimes. Via JammieWearingFoolInterestingly, I asked Wild Thing #1, my 8-year-old, what he saw in that image. "Umm ... a cross." What does it mean, I asked....

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O Lord Obama ... Where Art Thou?

RAHMBO WASH! Rinse Away All Your Political Troubles!

Art by JamieHi! Vince, here. I know I went a little nuts when I beat the hell out of that hooker in Miami. But I'm all better now, since the Democratic Party hired me. And boy have I got a product for you.Having a tough time getting that last vote? Tired of making backroom deals only to see them evaporate and destroy your political career? Are you one step away from pushing your caucus over the cliff for the sake of...

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RAHMBO WASH! Rinse Away All Your Political Troubles!

Snarky Photo Reel: Obama's Week in Review #10

Posted on behalf of Jamie.Some say that The One, Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, mmm, mmm) ,isn’t focused on jobs, jobs, jobs and is still fixated on healthcare…The puppeteers are losing patience with their puppet.The Narcissist in Chief needs his lega...

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Snarky Photo Reel: Obama's Week in Review #10

The pResident Is a Fucking Liar

And he's giving you the bird.We know that.But there’s a good percentage of the American people who don’t. How can they when the Campaigner in Chief has a bully pulpit in TOTUS and keeps shitting lies from his mouth like this one from yesterday’s Obamacare Redux campaign stop in liberal Philly: “Every year, [insurance companies] raise premiums higher and higher. Just last month, Anthem Blue Cross in California tried to...

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The pResident Is a Fucking Liar

Thanks for Your Patience

I'm a retard. I don't mean that as any slight against anyone born with any disability, intellectual or otherwise. When they coined and defined that word, retard, they had a picture of me to look at, whoever they were.I decided to take advantage of some down blogging time tonight and pull in some of the files I'd published over at Word Press, not all, just some of the posts that I most wanted to save, with the idea of...

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Thanks for Your Patience

Poor Man's Botox ... UPDATE: Shave-Driving Is Apparently a Problem Too

NEWARK -- Six city women seeking backside enhancements have been hospitalized in the last two months after getting injected with mixtures of hardware-grade caulk, silicone and petroleum jelly, according to a report in the New York Post. The New Jersey Department of Health reported the incidents, and hospital officials said the injections all happened in hotels around the Newark area, the paper reported. The women were...

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Poor Man's Botox ... UPDATE: Shave-Driving Is Apparently a Problem Too

Obama Loses Head; Names KSM Terrorism Czar

Excuse me while I move some files from the Word Press site over here so I can delete that thing forever. If you didn't see this before, now's your chance!Previously published 11/20/2009WASHINGTON — pResident Barack Obama made a decision in record time today, appointing Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to the position of Terrorism Czar after learning of the idea just this morning from Attorney General Eric Holder following a recent...

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Obama Loses Head; Names KSM Terrorism Czar

The 10 Most Wanted Congresscriminals

Excuse me while I move some files from the Word Press site over here so I can delete that thing forever. If you didn't see this before, now's your chance!Previously published 11/29/2009Image courtesy of ZardozIf you think Cap and Slave and WealthShare will become the legacy of the 111th Congress, the wealthiest bunch of elected officials to occupy the District of Criminals in history, you’re overlooking today’s good...

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The 10 Most Wanted Congresscriminals

Obama Will Send Biden to Help Win Afghanistan

Excuse me while I move some files from the Word Press site over here so I can delete that thing forever. If you didn't see this before, now's your chance!Previously published 12/1/2009WASHINGTON — Giddy he was finally able to make a decision, pResident Barack Obama couldn’t help but spill his new strategy for Afghanistan today, long before his nationally televised speech scheduled for tonight.He was walking on the White...

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Obama Will Send Biden to Help Win Afghanistan

Muslims Can Kiss My Ass

Excuse me while I move some files from the Word Press site over here so I can delete that thing forever. If you didn't see this before, now's your chance!Previously published 12/3/2009I’m in a pissy mood, and when I’m in a pissy mood I need a target. My target today is mooslems. Because they’re deserving of my pissiness.The goat-fuckers, you see, infected Islam in Action, a blog by Christopher Logan, with malware, forcing...

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Muslims Can Kiss My Ass

Obama Heads to Gropenhagen for the "Free Sex"

Excuse me while I move some files from the Word Press site over here so I can delete that thing forever. If you didn't see this before, now's your chance!Previously published 12/7/2009WASHINGTON – Air Force One took off today ahead of an early arctic blast bound for Gropenhagen, site of the troubled conference on climate change.But pResident Barack Obama isn’t making an appearance to, as some in the media have suggested,...

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Obama Heads to Gropenhagen for the "Free Sex"

The Night Before Kwanzaa

Excuse me while I move some files from the Word Press site over here so I can delete that thing forever. If you didn't see this before, now's your chance!Previously published 12/16/2009A guest post by Ex-ParrotAdmin SB: This is the second part of our Feed Your ADHD Christmas Bonus. Click here for post #1. We’d also like to welcome Ex-Parrot, who’s new to blogging but not to snarking. Enjoy!Twas the night before Kwanzaa,...

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The Night Before Kwanzaa