"You'll See Why 2008 Won't Be Like 1984"

It would have been more realistic if this early Barack Obama campaign ad had ended with the words ... "Something wicked this way comes."

Via Dan Riehl and Instapundit

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"You'll See Why 2008 Won't Be Like 1984"

WTF Is Wrong With First Lady Boobs?

For once I'm jealous of the French. If there's one thing going for them, it's boobs, and who better to represent than Carla Bruni?

Frankly, I don't see what the scandal is all about (via Fistful of Donuts):

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy left little to the imagination when she arrived at a state dinner without a bra in a figure-hugging dress.

The French first lady apparently exposed her lack of underwear in a tight floor-length Roland Mouret gown as she graced the Elysee Palace in Paris.

Those poor bastards. They must equate having beauty to being retarded (that's a direct quote from Rahm Emanuel, by the way).

Obviously, they haven't had to look at this:


Or, for gawd's sake, this?

This problem calls for radical change. Hope and change, if you will.

I just think as a nation we must re-consider our priorities. Since we haven't necessarily been happy with at least three of the past four presidents (ok, 3 and 3/4s, since the first 2 or 3 years of that W. administration were pretty awesome), it's time we stop electing presidents on the basis of voters.

We need to incorporate some sort of weighted score based on the hawtness of the potential first lady, the lack of boob belt, or the need for boob haltering, the better.

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WTF Is Wrong With First Lady Boobs?

Liars, Clowns, and Thieves

Posted on behalf of Jamie


We have always seen that the real loonies accuse others of what they are guilty of themselves… So Joe Biden says that Dick Cheney isn’t entitled to rewrite history… what chutzpah…


A new CNN poll shows that 52% of those polled would not reelect The One we’ve been waiting for… So, maybe we can change that to The One we’ve been waiting for to leave…


Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, mmm, mmm) is starting to get the jitters when it comes to Hillary and 2012…


Even softballs from David Gregory on NBC’s Meet The Press couldn’t hide the fact that these clowns just don’t get it… The One, Biden, and Eric Holder all have said publicly that they want civilian trials for terrorists so that the world will see that we are open and fair. In the same breath, they prejudge the trial, saying terrorists won’t go free…


It has to be clear to almost everyone that this clown is in WAY over his head…


The One is being schooled by his boss in preparation for the trap being set for Republicans on February 25th…

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Liars, Clowns, and Thieves

Got Yo Money

The fun gang out on date night on your dime ...

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Got Yo Money

Am I Bitchy

In honor of our esteemed Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, and her verbal abuse of a young Congolese student, I think I owe Mrs. Clinton a song.

After all, it's not every day the Secretary of State of the United States of America, our chief diplomat of foreign policy, our representative of goodwill and decorum and class to the rest of the world, gets medieval on your ass.

Particularly when you're asking a question through a translator.

Asked what "Mr. Clinton" thought about a Chinese trade deal with the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Mrs. Clinton had the following response:

"You want me to tell you what my husband thinks?" Clinton replied, clearly irked by the thought of being her husband Bill's spokeswoman. "My husband is not secretary of state, I am," she replied. "If you want my opinion I will tell you my opinion. I am not going to be channeling my husband."

For the full effect, see and hear it for yourself:



Therefore, in the Queen's honor, I present this (with apologies to Metallica via Diamond Head):

My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, wouldn’t put up with my lies
Take her down now, she can’t even see my place
All Botoxed and lawyered-up, I’ll never admit disgrace

Born in forty-seven, everyone owes me
Gotta see em make em know me
See their bodies vote for me
Take my time

Am I bitchy? yes, I am
Am I bitchy? I am secretary of state, yes, I am

As I watched my husband lie, I never lost my head
Revenge now I sought, to become president
Taking no chances, still Obama beat me dearly
Made me secretary of state, so he can keep enemy near

Born in fourty-seven, everyone owes me
Gotta see em make em know me
See their bodies vote for me
Take my time

Am I bitchy? yes, I am
Am I bitchy? I am secretary of state, yes, I am

On to Africa now, I’ll show you my pride
Ask what my husband thinks, Ill cut you down to size
You may be young and naive, but your insults stink
I’m the secretary of state, better ask what I think

Am I bitchy? yes, I am
Am I bitchy? I am secretary of state

Evil violin solo!

My soul is longing for, await my throne
Sent to avenge nothingness, find myself alone
My face is long forgot, my face got botox scars
Tired and lonely whore, I want presidential cars

Am I bitchy? yes, I am
Am I bitchy? I am secretary of state

Am I bitchy? yes, I fucking am
Am I bitchy? I am secretary of state, yeah

The incident with the Congo kid, naturally comes days after this funny business noted by IMAO, principally that Women, Action & the Media slammed the Washington Post over the below video characterizing Mrs. Clinton as a bitch, leading WAPO to apologize for about 2 friggin's seconds of a fairly fun and pretty non-partisan satirical parody.

Wimps.

Still, on one level, I have to say kudos to the Post...for originally telling the truth...for a change.

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Am I Bitchy

Botox: A Worthy Friggin' Health Care Tax

I'm up for this...IF it applies only to Democrats. For instance, John Kerry, (hideously) before...

Why the long face, John? I guess it got better (not so much) after this...

Naturally, there's Obugger's nemesis, The Bitch...

And, who could forget Joey? Before...

And...after...(umm, Joey...does this make you...um...a little sweet? I hope you don't get a pedicure every week, too).

By the way...can anyone say "The Shining?"




And, of course, we must end with none other than The Wicked Witch of Congress. Before...

And...after...

I'm sorry, but I just don't see the improvement.

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Botox: A Worthy Friggin' Health Care Tax

Government Mills Cereals

The new line of cereals by Government Mills will hit grocery stores nationwide tomorrow, loaded with fat, bullshit, and plenty of lies; they're sure to be a staple of the breakfast of losers for decades to come.









Thanks, but I'll stick with bacon and eggs. They contain far more nutrition and sustenance and reality.

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Government Mills Cereals

John Kerry Sighted!...as a Somali Pirate!

Mogadishu -- It’s been a quiet year for John Kerry, socialist senator from Massachusetts. Effectively relegated to back bencher status now that b. Hussein and Joe “Sixpack” Biden are in charge, Kerry’s kept his mouth and public appearances relatively in check. Until now.

This image was taken today of Kerry, dressed as a Somali pirate, just before he fled the deck of the Maersk Alabama, the cargo ship hijacked yesterday in the Indian Ocean.


Sources say Kerry was pretending to be the ship’s captain but became enraged when informed the actual captain, Richard Phillips, was not far away, drifting with his fellow pirates in a lifeboat. The lifeboat, like Kerry’s political career, was out of gas.

In a fit of anger, Kerry tried to shoot himself in the shoulder, but he couldn’t figure out how to load his weapon. Instead, he flung Vietnam medals at the lifeboat, before jumping overboard and disappearing.

Back in Washington his stunt double, John Scary, mock angrily vowed to hold an investigation into the abduction of Phillips and the continued lawlessness off the Somali coast.

When asked, “Why the long face, John?” and how hearings would save Phillips in time, Kerry threw Vietnam medals at the reporter.

"There have been more than 50 attacks in the area this year alone and the problem isn’t going away,” he said. “I plan to hold hearings to further examine the growing threat of piracy and all the policy options that need to be on the table before the next fire drill becomes an international incident with big implications.”

The president referred comment on the matter to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, saying only that America does not need to interfere with the business of the hardworking Somali pirates. He apologized for the arrogance of the Alabama's captain to sail a ship flying the American flag off the Somali coast.

Clinton, who called Kerry a great patriot, said he was probably just trying to fool the Somali pirates into letting Phillips go.

“The fact that he’s now disappeared tells me that he’s on a mission to round up the heads of states in the region, to request an international meeting, gather data, and plan sessions to determine just how we might save Mr. Phillips before he starves to death, or dies from heat exhaustion, lack of thirst, and the inhalation of bad pirate body odor,” Clinton said. "Senator Kerry did, after all, want my job."

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John Kerry Sighted!...as a Somali Pirate!

Sweet Caroline Shines No More...or Maybe...or...Maybe Not!

My FAVORITE she-men

The golden girl dropped out of the race for Hill's NY junior seat in the U.S. Senate today. Seems she got tired of having to defend her non-record of never having done squat, save being borne of a former president.

In this case, Camelot fell. Which is really funny, because the OMM was just about all over NY Gov. David Patterson being ready to name her Hill's replacement.

UPDATE: Oh, balls...and fer Pete's sakes..Princess C. says she's still in the game. Is she a friggin' boing-boing yo-yo, or was that a 70s high school student I just saw streaking across the park?

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, BI-ATCH!

UPDATE 2: Yep...she's gone. Thanks be to God.

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Sweet Caroline Shines No More...or Maybe...or...Maybe Not!