Dear Left: I Am NOT A Terrorist

A Photochop by Jamie

Just because, in wild desperation, you link the TEA Party movement to today’s anniversary of the Oklahoma City Federal Building bombing does not make it so, or me a terrorist.

I will not blow up a federal building today, or any day. I will not threaten violence upon a politician today, or any day. I will not incite others to break laws to achieve victory in this epic struggle between our desire to return America to its founding principles of limited government and fiscal responsibility and free-market enterprise and your soft tyranny and oppressive seizure of private life and industry so that you can steal from each according to their means and distribute to those according to their need.

I am not a racist. I stand beside people who are white and black and brown and yellow and orange and green and blue, people who don’t want to tell you how to live your lives, people who just want you to stop telling them how to live theirs. I stand beside people of all walks of life, from the professional to the blue collar to the unemployed, people who are young and old and in between, people who know that in being labeled racists they are merely the recipients of the racism projected onto them by those with a long history of great moments in race relations.

I do not belong to a militia, but I do cling bitterly to my guns and Bible, my guns protecting me from you, my Bible helping me sleep at night while you lurk in the shadows for opportunity. Were it not for my guns, you would have stormed my home long ago, taking what I have earned to distribute among those who have not, burning my Bible for provoking me to think dangerous thoughts that run counter to those you have tried to program into me since I was born.

I am not Wall Street, but I depend on Wall Street to provide me with the opportunity to someday pursue my dream, the dream of being free to deflect your hand from my wallet and your stronghold over my struggle to get ahead in this life and your pernicious and relentless efforts to drag me down into the sewer of despair in which you wallow.

I am not an extremist. I am an American. But if, in these dark times, being extreme means standing in the streets with right-minded people, reminding those in government that they work for us, demanding they be held accountable, then I will continue to be extreme. After all, America was founded by extremists, and I am honored to be mentioned among their company.

I am not crazy if I distrust government, if I put faith in myself and my ability to rise above your pettiness and lift as many boats with me as I can. To place your trust in government is to give up on your own human abilities, one of the craziest, most un-American, things I can think of. If you want to call me crazy for believing what WSB radio talkshow host Herman Cain told thousands in Atlanta last Thursday -- “I am crazy about the United States of America, I am crazy about the Constitution, and I’m crazy about the Declaration of Independence” -- I will do more than act the part: I will be fervently crazy about such American treasures, too.

If you haven’t figured it out by now, you can try to silence me, but you will fail. I will NOT “watch my words.” Call me a racist, call me crazy, call me a terrorist, but I will continue to speak the truth about the Marxist in Chief, about pResident Barack Obama’s malignant narcissism, about his contempt for the American people, as will millions of others. For to ignore these facts and allow you to continue stripping America down to a shell, like some feeble European nation, would place me on the wrong side of history, would be my only act of treason.

And so I remain, seditiously not yours.

Cross-posted at Red State.

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Dear Left: I Am NOT A Terrorist

The Short List of Candidates to Replace Justice Stevens

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Justice John Paul Stevens, the longest-serving member of SCOTUS, is retiring to the old-old folks home. It's probably about time he hangs up his robe anyway, if he can still remember where to find it. George Burns said sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope; I would imagine that interpreting the Constitution at age 90 is like trying to throw a baseball when you're the wrong president.

It's a tough age. My grandma's 90, and her biggest obsession is worrying about how much nothing works as well as it used to. (Hell, I'm in my 40s and I know that already.) Then again, my Dad's dad was still delivering the mail at 90 -- driving down the road at 15 mph and pissing off every person in upstate New York, all of them getting stuck behind his stationwagon, the line of cars sometimes seeming to back all the way up to the Tapanzee.

It's probably good timing for Justice Stevens to step down, anyway. It will give the ADHD-addled Liar in Chief something else to do, since he seems to hop from issue to issue to issue like a rabbit with a harem. It'll also give the talking heads something to talk about, who pResident Barack Obama will probably nominate. Allow me to jump the gun, and give you the likely short list of candidates.

1. Oprah. She doesn't have a law license, but in the Obama Regime, why let qualifications get in the way? The Puffer in Chief owes her. She coined the term "The One." She's probably half the reason he's in office right now, well maybe only 10 percent if you remember the MSM inserted their heads so firmly inside Obama's colon they extracted enough Obamalove to smear on the voters. Still, Oprah could be Zero's one. She's retiring from TV, needs something to do, and has a marker to call in. Besides, I hear Obama needs to find a place for her since her tryst with him and Mobama isn't working out.

2. Janet Napolitano may be among the list of candidates, but then again I hear Obama wants to nominate a woman.

3. Joe Biden. If Zero doesn't go the route of nominating a woman to the bench, where else could Joey Mumbles do more harm? Also, Joey's twice been under the knife for brain aneurysms, and the last time the doctor accidentally cut the nerve leading to Joey's manhood, effectively rendering him a woman. Furthermore, the Obama Regime won't be complete until a Supreme Court justice mentions the words "This is a big fuckin' deal" on camera. And finally, after Zero's healthcare "victory," Obama certainly has been throwing his weight around like someone who doesn't need an insurance policy.

4. Michelle Obama. Sources say RuPaul would top this list, because Obama really wants to appoint a transgender justice, but shehe doesn't have a law license. Then again, neither does Mobama since she "voluntarily" surrendered her law license in 1993. But she does have experience denying people healthcare, a big bonus since Obama may have to fight an eventual challenge to Obamacare in the Supreme Court. She may also fit the transgender prerequisite.

5. Barack Obama. Is it any surprise? Last time I looked, Barack Obama was an expert on everything. Already the CEO of GM, the nation's chief nuclear expert, our Physician in Chief, top insurance expert, head apologist, and top economist (no doubt I'm leaving out many of his other areas of expertise), the pResident has to occupy his time with something other than ... being president.

A PhotoChop by Jamie

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The Short List of Candidates to Replace Justice Stevens

Obama Regime Appoints PitchingPrompter

A PhotoChop by Jamie

With props to commenter Judie Collins for saying the pResident had no "throwing prompter."

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Disappointed with pResident Barack Obama’s first-pitch performance on opening day at Nationals Park, the Obama Regime today announced a historic appointment, the nation’s first PitchingPrompter Czar.

The PitchingPrompter will be put to the test this Saturday in Chicago, where it will throw out the first pitch at US Cellular Field, the ballpark formerly known, to Obama, as Comminsky Park. It will be used in place of the traditional presidential first pitch, started in 1910 by William Howard Taft, during all such outings in the future, including limo rides with Larry Sinclair.

The Regime chose the machine after seriously debating an alternative plan, having Obama better explain how a first pitch will help the American people understand the game of baseball, during 17-minute, 2,500-word speeches from the mound.

Described by the always sagacious Washington Post as throwing a ball that “floated, slowly and with great loft, in the general direction of home plate, but -- metaphor alert! -- wild and far to the left,” Obama threw a pitch on Monday that actually looked like it had the trajectory of a ballistic missile, and maybe not by coincidence.

“Some have speculated that the pResident may have thrown that way on purpose, to make fun of girls,” White House Spokesman, Robert “Ahhh” Gibbs, said during a press conference introducing the PitchingPrompter. “The truth is the pResident used the occasion to practice our new national defense initiative, Project Eephus Pitch, which, we don’t mind announcing to our enemies, we’ll institute in response to any chemical or biological weapon attack, as opposed to launching tactical nukes.”

But when CBS’s Jake Tapper countered Gibbs, asking, “Why then, did the pResident tell announcer Rob Dibble up in the booth during the game that he couldn’t understand why the pitch was so terrible, saying, ‘Everything I threw in practice was over the plate, every time’” -- Gibbs just cackled and turned away and pointed at the machine.

“See … ahh … how shiny?” Gibbs said.

Still dangling from the device, swaying like a teabag, a small label contained the following product description: “Like a teleprompter, the ACME PitchingPrompter is designed to make you look far more adequate than you actually are. Guaranteed to turn eephus pitches into 100-mph fastballs, to soften jeers into cheers, and, when asked, to even name your favorite White Sox player for you.”

Speaking of favorite players, after long deliberation -- not the three months it took him to decide to send troops to Afghanistan, but, still, long enough -- Obama released a statement today that finally answers Dibble’s question, “who was one of your favorite white sox players growing up?”

“You know, ahh, I-I thought that …ahh … the truth is I didn’t have my teleprompter with me when he asked, so … ahh … I-I didn’t have the right answer at the time. But now that I do … ahh … I-I … ahh … I can give Rob an answer: Ernie Banks.”

Meanwhile, sources tell Feed Your ADHD that Obama is privately blaming the entire affair on his predecessor.

“If that damned George W. Bush didn’t look so manly when he threw out the first pitch during the 2001 World Series, the American people wouldn’t know any better. Maybe our next move should be to nationalize Major League Baseball and order all the teams to play soccer, you know, the game of my ‘home country, in Kenya,’” the pResident has allegedly told insiders.

Cross-posted at iOwnTheWorld.com

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Obama Regime Appoints PitchingPrompter

UPDATE+ Please Nuke Me

With apologies to Peter Gabriel...

Please nuke me
Help me remake my country
Putting teabagging to an end
I want to be your friend

Please nuke me
We need to be like Mao you see
I only have until two-thousand ten
I want to be your friend

Please nuke me (pretty please?)
I’m pushing for the new malaise
Tearing down the rich again
I want to be your friend

You got the rogue state, that's okay
Who needs security anyway
I got no common sense, bow down to your might
Call me in the White House if it all turns out right (Allright)

Please nuke me (please?)
Otherwise they’ll be coming for me
Stealing back majority again
I want to be your friend

Be-ee my friend, I wanna be your friend... [repeated several times]

You got the rogue state, that's okay
Who needs security anyway
I got no common sense, bow down to your might
Call me in the White House if it all turns out right (Allright)

A PhotoChop by Jamie

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UPDATE+ Please Nuke Me

On the Road to Ruin

Posted on behalf of Jamie.

Well, he's signed it.

Joe Biden to the rescue… Drops the f-bomb for the President to make it more interesting. We are governed by morons…

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On the Road to Ruin

RAHMBO WASH! Rinse Away All Your Political Troubles!

Art by Jamie

Hi! Vince, here. I know I went a little nuts when I beat the hell out of that hooker in Miami. But I'm all better now, since the Democratic Party hired me. And boy have I got a product for you.

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It's made in Chicago, you know the Chicago Way always makes good stuff.

You can dump half into an old milk jug, use one to keep your no votes in line, use the other to convince a few Republicans to join your side!

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Cross-posted at This Blog Is Too Cool for a Name

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RAHMBO WASH! Rinse Away All Your Political Troubles!

Snarky Photo Reel: Obama's Week in Review #10

Posted on behalf of Jamie.

Some say that The One, Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, mmm, mmm) ,
isn’t focused on jobs, jobs, jobs and is still fixated on healthcare…

The puppeteers are losing patience with their puppet.

The Narcissist in Chief needs his legacy…

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Snarky Photo Reel: Obama's Week in Review #10

While We Fucking Slept...

Excuse me while I move some files from the Word Press site over here so I can delete that thing forever. If you didn't see this before, now's your chance!

Previously published 12/24/2009

A PhotoChop by Jamie

While we slept this morning, the real mobsters, the ones dishing out and accepting bribes in the District of Criminals, completely fucked our country along straight party lines (60-39) … with the first vote on Christmas Eve in more than a century.

Atlas just shrugged.

And the funny thing is, we didn’t sleep. We marched on our capitol buildings during the spring, leading up to TEA Party day on April 15. We screamed during townhall meetings and at local Congressional and Senate offices all summer long. We marched on Washington a million-plus strong in September. We stormed Congressional offices in the fall. We added more than a million signatures to a petition to Congress to stop this madness. We phoned and we blogged and we emailed and we snail mailed and we faxed and we twittered and we bled patriotism, pleading with them:

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND USE YOUR LAST BRAIN CELL TO COME TO YOUR SENSES.

And they didn’t hear a fucking thing.

I don’t know how much more awake we could have been. I don’t know how much louder we could have screamed. I don’t know how many more ways we could have made our opposition known.

In the end, it didn’t matter. They think they know better than us. And now it’s done.

And that’s fine. Let them have their perceived notion of power. Let them slink back home for Christmas and get drunk on the stinking fumes of their “victory.” Let them dance wildly in the shimmery mirage of the “history” they’ve made.

Because now the real fight begins. The fight for November 2010 and 2012 and every forthcoming election thereafter. The fight to send these fuckers back to their homes, tattered and broken, never to be heard from again.

Be bloody angry. Let it burn in you. Let it harden your resolve. Use it to carry on and maintain your focus. Keep it close and keep it ready for when you need it, for when it will be your time to have your voice truly heard.

Get out your checkbooks and give to the organizations that will try to stop this un-Constitutional legislation in the courts. Beat the bushes and find real conservative candidates who are truly willing to honor the Constitution and write them checks and speak out on their behalf.

Then, when the time comes, scream so loudly with your finger in the voting booth that the Socialists will be shocked when the 7 p.m. newscasts declare them extinct.

We’re coming for you, fatcats. Enjoy your good times. Your days of thievery are done. Forever.

P.S. I wanted to let you, dear reader, know that, in addition to providing you with mirth and piss and vinegar here (depending on my mood), I’ll be fighting the inhabitants of the District of Criminals weekly at PatDollard.com. Stop by and check out this amazing site, including Pat’s incredible Young Americans video series, his reportage from the front lines of Iraq.

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While We Fucking Slept...

The Book of You-Lie

Excuse me while I move some files from the Word Press site over here so I can delete that thing forever. If you didn't see this before, now's your chance!

Previously published 1/15/2010

I don’t know if the movie “The Book of Eli” is any good — I doubt it … but at least the Book of You Lie would be an accurate (if unfortunate) portrayal…

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The Book of You-Lie

Obama Offers Massachusetts Voters Blotter Acid on Behalf of Coakley; Most Flee

Excuse me while I move some files from the Word Press site over here so I can delete that thing forever. If you didn't see this before, now's your chance!

Previously published 1/17/2010

With time desperately slipping away from the Democratic candidate for the Massachusetts Senate seat, party officials brought in their heavy hitter Sunday, pResident Barack Obama, attempting to distract as SEIU members clubbed excite voters.

But people immediately scattered from the city of Boston, fearing Obama’s stink would bore into their flesh and remain with them for eternity. Only about 50 people gathered, most of them homeless, most there only to conduct body heat, for the rally at Northeastern University, where Obama tossed tabs of blotter acid bearing his likeness into the crowd.

One homeless man picked a hit off the ground and turned it over and, seeing the pResident’s visage, angrily threw it on the ground before shuffling away.

“Dude … you’re supposed to give out free drugs BEFORE you sucker people into buying your shit,” he mumbled to himself. “I was an investment banker 12 months ago and bought your hope and change at cost; now I’m a dumpster diver. I’d say the return on my former ENRON stock was better than my investment in you.”

Still, despite the bleak crowd and desperate look on the face of candidate Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley, who stood nearby kneading the beads of a baphomet rosary, Obama pressed on with his typically impressive teleprompter-assisted, non-Negro dialect.

“We come together here in Boston because that racist tea-bagging Republican Scott Brown poses a grave and growing danger to our agenda,” Obama said, his nose so high in the air you could see inside his empty brain cavitiy. “You would not be here unless you — like me — were convinced that this danger is real. This is not fiction, this is science. Unchecked, Conservative fillibusters will pose unacceptable risks to our plans to take over healthcare, our machinations for new world order, and, most of all, our feelings.

“I believe that we can act boldly, and decisively, in the face of this common threat. And that is why I have come here today. Only Martha Coakley is uniquely qualified to carry on the curroption that eminated from this seat in the Senate, from 1962 until late last year, in the hands of the late, but forever morally bankrupt, Ted Kennedy. Help us continue, in his honor and in his memory, to deliver the best, most vacuous qualities of the Democratic party. You must elect Martha Coakley to the U.S. Senate.”

When Obama finished, he lowered his head enough to look back at where the crowd should have been. They were gone. He turned to find Coakley, but she too had disappeared (and was later rumored to have been kidnapped by Red Sox fans). Obama shrugged and stepped down from the dias and arrogantly started off toward his limosine, blissfully unaware of just how far he and the Democratic Party have grossly underestimated the American people and the party’s staying power.

MASSACHUSETTS: VOTE SCOTT BROWN ON TUESDAY!

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Obama Offers Massachusetts Voters Blotter Acid on Behalf of Coakley; Most Flee

Brown Wins Massachusetts; Now, Republicans, Don't Screw This Up

Excuse me while I move some files from the Word Press site over here so I can delete that thing forever. If you didn't see this before, now's your chance!

Previously published 1/19/2010

I remember feeling back in November 2008 like the earth had suddenly skidded to a harrowing halt and started spinning precariously in reverse, throwing everything safe and real and decent into oblivion, as if to erase the entire American Century and plunge the nation into the dark ages.

I felt that sudden grinding halt again today, but the results were as blissful as an ocean breeze: Almost a year to the day of the inauguration of pResident Barack Obama, Republican Scott Brown shocked the entire country, delivering “Ted Kennedy’s” Senate seat to its rightful owner – the people of Massachusetts.

Massachusetts Attorney General Martha “Marcia” Coakley conceded to Brown with 79 percent of returns in. Brown now becomes the 41st Republican in the U.S. Senate, seemingly (if he’s the real deal and other Republicans stand firm) making the Democrats’ goal of sending truckloads of nanny-state legislation to the pResident’s desk nearly impossible.

By some accounts some 2 million voters came to the polls … in a snowstorm … during a special election, a remarkable turnout to pick the next senator for a seat held by a Democrat for nearly 50 years, in the most communist of the blue states.

Brown, a lieutenant colonel in the National Guard who CNN hilariously called the “insurgent” candidate, came seemingly from nowhere, a one-time Sexyist Man in America for Cosmopolitan magazine and literally a little-known state legislator who electrified Massachusetts voters and donors from across the nation, at one point last week raising a million dollars a day for his campaign.

Maybe he wasn’t the most or best “conservative” candidate for all seasons, but beyond a doubt he was the best conservative candidate for, perhaps, the most important political season of our lifetime.

And he had a lot of help.

Over the past few weeks, Coakley’s campaign had imploded in spectacular fashion, fueled in large measure by her own incompetence. Catholics shouldn’t work in hospital emergency rooms because of their views against abortion. Scott Brown was a lowlife for waiting outside Fenway Park to shake hands with fellow lowlifes leaving a hockey game. Voters were too stupid to understand the healthcare deform bill. Red Sox great Curt Schilling was a Yankee fan.

Who needs SNL when you have “Marcia” Coakley around? You just can’t make shit like this up.

By the time Monday arrived, Coakley’s phone banks were empty. So were three quarters of a gym at a Framingham middle school gym for a Coakley stump the night before polls opened. And as voting began Tuesday, her support had eroded like a beach beaten down by a hurricane. The sands beneath her feet hadn’t just shifted. They’d been swept away to a different continent.

That still didn’t stop her supporters from breaking Massachusetts election laws, like posting campaign signs near polls and handing out blank absentee ballots after the deadline for filing them had passed. In the meantime, out-of-state union thugs threw in their own weight, by bullying reporters, so threatened by a shaky video camera they resorted to the ultimate admission of having fucking lost their minds — calling them “nazis.”

Beautifully, even the Boston Globe chipped in, reporting a Coakley win – 8 hours before polls closed.

But when it was all said and done, Brown stood victorious.

Despite the ridiculous promise from the Wicked Witch of Congress that “one way or another” a bill will end up on the pResident’s desk, Brown’s victory assures that, as even the gweat degenerate cocksman Bawney Fwank declared, healthcare deform, the single most important issue that will define Zero’s pResidency and the only campaign promise he came remotely close to fulfilling, is dead.

Oh, you’ll hear talk for weeks now about whether or not the Senate will delay seating Brown or the House will cave and pass the Senate healthcare deform bill, but even now support for the awful legislation is slipping among some House Congresscriminals — if you can believe them. You have to wonder how Joe Lieberman and Ben Nelson would vote today, knowing what they know now.

Make no mistake: This is a referendum on, and the beginning of the end for, the Wicked Witch of Congress and Dirty Harry and, most importantly, Zero, the worst president in modern history. The Zombiecrats can hide beneath their veil of incredulity at the loss and spit fire while secretly licking their wounds, but the fact is: They’ve had control of all three legislative branches of government for a year … and haven’t accomplished shit.

They’ve brought this all on themselves. They’ll have to live with their own stupidity. They can’t pin this one on Bush.

This day now presents Republicans with a chance to build momentum into elections in November 2010 and November 2012. From this day forth, Republicans must create a cohesive and comprehensive plan for America, stick to it, and, for God’s sake, not screw this up.

It’s the Republicans’ last chance to take this country back and do something they should have done long ago — roll back all of the moonbat socialism that’s slowly enveloped our Constitution and freedoms like a boa constrictor with a cat’s playful cruelty.

And if they fuck this up, you can bet your sweet ass the earth will shudder to one last halt, as a tide of anger rises from an American people who’ve had quite enough incompetency from the District of Criminals … forever.

Cross-posted at patdollard.com

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Brown Wins Massachusetts; Now, Republicans, Don't Screw This Up

Liars, Thieves, and Clowns #5

Posted on behalf of Jamie

Some of these Democrat Congressmen crossing The One and Pelosi better stay away from Ft. Marcy Park for the next few months…

Why is Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, mmm, mmm) doing what He is doing? It doesn’t make sense… Unless… Most of us are familiar with the Cloward & Piven Strategy that uses our own social welfare system to break down our whole system so that it can be remade on the Marxist model. This article from the American Thinker lays it out well…

And here's a very special cameo from Big Fur Hat:

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Liars, Thieves, and Clowns #5

Snarky Photo Reel: Obama's Week in Review #9

Posted on behalf of Jamie.


Is it just me, or weren’t these same dirtbags shrieking that the use of the “nuclear option” (majority vote instead of 60-votes) would be the end of the Senate? Then they reverted to calling it just “reconciliation”… Then they focused group the name “simple majority”… Well, they are the majority, and they certainly are SIMPLE…


Date night may be fun for the Obamas, but it’s tough on the Secret Service…


Just when you think this POS can’t get more hypocritical, He doesn’t disappoint…Wasn’t He slamming Eric Cantor at the White House the other day for having a prop? Cantor had the nerve to have the Senate Healthcare Bill sitting in front of him… So, just a few days later, Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, mmm, mmm) has a photo op with “doctors” in white lab coats standing behind Him while He blows off the Republicans and continues to shove through His plan. Besides, I thought He was pivoting to jobs, jobs, jobs…?

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Snarky Photo Reel: Obama's Week in Review #9

Liars, Thieves, and Clowns #4

Posted on behalf of Jamie


A friend, Dave, nagged me to do this… keep nagging. BTW, Dave – Important safety tip: if the Pentagon is on fire, get out next time.


The White House’s most frequent visitor, Andy Stern – the head of SEIU is now officially on the WH team to bring down the deficit. You remember him, the guy who just said, “Workers of the world unite, it’s not just a slogan anymore” How appropriate to have someone grossly responsible for the deficit to be on the team to bring it down…


So, how’s Nancy Pelosi doing on that whole draining the swamp, ending the culture of corruption thing…?


We have such a weakling for a president.

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Liars, Thieves, and Clowns #4

Liars, Theives, and Clowns #3

Posted on behalf of Jamie


Mymood Ahminajihad says that he wants nukes for nuclear power… coincidentally, so does Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, mmm, mmm)… Do you believe either one?


No matter how deep the evidence is stacked, Nancy Pelosi continues to lie about being briefed by CIA about EIT’s…


Poor Zero. He forgot to learn in school that listening requires keeping his mouth shut.

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Liars, Theives, and Clowns #3

Obama's Healthcare Trap

Posted on behalf of Jamie.

Now that The One we’ve been waiting for has put out His own healthcare talking points, you have to wonder why the Republicans are bothering to go to the White House on Thursday… Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, mmm, mmm) only wants to discuss what’s in His plan. So much for the free exchange of ideas… It’s just more of Him focusing like a laser on jobs, jobs, jobs (which isn’t His responsibility either).

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Obama's Healthcare Trap

Snarky Photo Reel: Obama's Week in Review #7

Posted on behalf of Jamie

Things aren’t looking too good for The One at the end of His first year… The only good thing is that He still doesn’t get it as shown by His continued push for gov’t Obamacare.

I thought The One we’ve been waiting for was going to shift from healthcare to jobs, jobs, jobs… Note to Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, mmm, mmm): If you read Article 2, Section 2 of the Constitution, you’ll see that neither one is your responsibility…

All that gray matter in one place… Not one lick of business experience… It would at least be nice if someone in the cabinet had read the Constitution. For the life of me, I can’t find in the document where the President runs the economy…(?) A President can screw it up, he can help it by getting obstacles out of the way, but he doesn’t run it.

The economy being what it is, the First Family still has date night, galas, stars, and flyaways…

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Snarky Photo Reel: Obama's Week in Review #7

Liars, Clowns, and Thieves #2

Posted on behalf of Jamie


The One has finally met with the Dalai Lama… Let’s see if the Manchurian Candidate carries out his mission.

We wouldn’t want to anger our creditors, the Chinese – put the Dalai Lama out with the garbage.

Iran wants nuclear weapons? Go figure? Who wudda thunk? After all, a country with all that fossil fuel would naturally be desperate for nuclear power… and Iran is on track to be a world leader in nuclear medicine.

What a sissy-boy… can’t take a little heat over a little thing like EVERY piece of data supporting his program turns out to be a fraud? Time for a career change.

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Liars, Clowns, and Thieves #2

Liars, Clowns, and Thieves

Posted on behalf of Jamie


We have always seen that the real loonies accuse others of what they are guilty of themselves… So Joe Biden says that Dick Cheney isn’t entitled to rewrite history… what chutzpah…


A new CNN poll shows that 52% of those polled would not reelect The One we’ve been waiting for… So, maybe we can change that to The One we’ve been waiting for to leave…


Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, mmm, mmm) is starting to get the jitters when it comes to Hillary and 2012…


Even softballs from David Gregory on NBC’s Meet The Press couldn’t hide the fact that these clowns just don’t get it… The One, Biden, and Eric Holder all have said publicly that they want civilian trials for terrorists so that the world will see that we are open and fair. In the same breath, they prejudge the trial, saying terrorists won’t go free…


It has to be clear to almost everyone that this clown is in WAY over his head…


The One is being schooled by his boss in preparation for the trap being set for Republicans on February 25th…

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Liars, Clowns, and Thieves

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Posted on behalf of Jamie:

At least someone in the White House has a good idea...

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