Showing posts with label MSM Awfulness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MSM Awfulness. Show all posts

Sunday, March 14, 2010

O Lord Obama ... Where Art Thou?

You know the Dems are going for broke when the 9,492,946th time they're about to pass Obamacare needs a little help from the nation's number one Democratic Party propagandist ... because apparently The Lord Cometh, right there, today, all over the pages of the New York Slimes. Via JammieWearingFool

Interestingly, I asked Wild Thing #1, my 8-year-old, what he saw in that image. "Umm ... a cross." What does it mean, I asked. "They think he's God." Is that good? "No. He's not even close to God." Does that mean he's not very religious or that he's not very God-like? "Both."

Too bad the generations that came before my son didn't recogonize what an 8-year-old clearly does. Maybe there is still a chance for "hope and change."

(Quick post from Tramp Stamp Beach, in South Florida. More to come soon, upon my return.)
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Friday, March 5, 2010

Right-Wing Extremist My Ass ... UPDATE: See the Loon's Writings; UPDATE: Registered Democrat!

Scroll to the bottom for the updates


The lamestream fucknozzes have already started painting John Patrick Bedell -- the loon who drove across the country to attack the Pentagon but was such a bad shot he merely grazed two police officers ... while shooting at fucking point blank range -- as (you needed to ask?): "John Patrick Bedell: Did right-wing extremism lead to shooting?"

The richness of their audacity is stunning:
If so, that would make the Pentagon shooting the second violent extremist attack on a federal building within the past month. On Feb. 18, Joseph Stack flew a small aircraft into an IRS building in Austin, Texas. Mr. Stack left behind a disjointed screed in which, among other things, he expressed his hatred of the government.

Details of Mr. Bedell’s case are still emerging. But writings by someone with his same name and birth date, posted on the Internet, express ill will toward the government and the armed forces and question whether Washington itself might have been behind the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.

[snip]

The Pentagon attack and the destruction at the IRS building in Austin, Texas, come at a time of explosive growth in extremist-group activism across the United States, according to the Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks such organizations.

The number of US extremist paramilitary militias grew from 42 in 2008 to 127 in 2009, according to a just-released SPLC annual report.

So-called “Patriot” groups, steeped in antigovernment conspiracy theories, grew from 149 in 2008 to 512 in 2009 – an increase that the SPLC report judges as “astonishing.”

Earth to your fucking keyboard: Since when do having a beef with the military and trutherism qualify as "right-wing" talking points? If anything, they're left-wing staples.

And paramilitary? "Patriot" group connections? Gimme a break. He acted alone. The Pentagon already has said as much:

The man who opened fire at the entrance to the Pentagon Thursday evening, shooting two Pentagon officers before being shot, acted alone and is not believed to have any ties to domestic or international terrorism, Pentagon Police Chief Richard Keevill said Friday morning.

"There is no indication at this point that there (is) any domestic or international terrorism nexus to this at all," Keevill said.
There ought to be some sort of intelligence test for these partisan hacks to work in the news business, beyond the ability to scratch an X as your name on your hiring papers.

Actually, to be a reporter you should have a license ... filed with the American people, revocable by popular vote via an online poll. And a dog collar. And your voting card shredded.

UPDATE: Real "right-wing" shit here:

User:JPatrickBedell
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

My hope is to use the creativity of markets and advanced technology to transcend the destructive regimes that have fastened themselves upon the world. I have dreamed for an number of years of creating v:production econosystems, which I hope to apply to the creation of v:security service econosystems using new and economic mechanisms and information technology.

I have a bachelor’s degree in physics from the University of California, Santa Cruz, and studied biochemistry at San Jose State University. I’ve studied electrical engineering with the goal of creating microsystems for molecular analysis.[1][2][3][4] You can see a proposal to use aluminum anodization as an adsorption method for DNA molecules on CMOS chips at v:DNA_integrated_circuit/proposal_import_2007 (which originates from an unsuccessful DARPA proposal to create a “microMIRV” interoperable with standard firearms ammunition), and a proposal to use xenon difluoride to create a picoliter-scale computer-controlled device for sorting biomolecules (available at v:Capillary_electrode_array/proposal_import_2007), including DNA and protein molecules. My goals include the discovery of a protein sequence for the diamondase enzyme, enabling the creation of macroscale diamond structures, and the creation of self-assembled macrosystems with CMOS DNA-integrated circuits. The scale of these and other projects have led me to develop financial instruments representing information as a tool to manage large projects that are very knowledge-intensive.

I am determined to see that justice is served in the death of Colonel James Sabow, as a step toward establishing the truth of events such as the September 11 demolitions and institutions such as the coup regime of 1963 that maintains itself in power through the global drug trade, financial corruption, and murder, among other crimes. My work to develop information currency is an effort to create a framework for information management that uses financial markets to create the economic signals (prices) that will effect complex human actions in the real world based on specified information. My desire for justice led me to violate what I think is one of the most unjust laws, cannabis prohibition, by growing 16 cannabis plants on my balcony in Irvine, CA from March 2006 to June 2006. I’ve posted the Orange County, CA District Attorney’s complaint for this offense at http://cannabis.wikia.com/wiki/JPatrickBedell_2006-06-06_cannabis_felony_complaint .

One desired result of my effort is (will be) billions and billions of carefully cultivated, highly valuable cannabis plants growing throughout the United States with complete security of property. I have posted the image to the right in order to illustrate the use of cannabis as a monetary system using digital financial instruments. There are two information currency units in each of the PDF417 codes pictured. One of the information currency units is drawn from a series with “one gram cannabis” with the underlying asset, and the second ICU in each code has as its underlying asset the URL http://www.mises.org/humanaction/pdf/humanaction.pdf and the SHA-1 digest value of the file at that location (fd8205cb8b4793d43b57ba6f6c7367aa700c307a). This is a way of associating the work of Ludwig von Mises with financial value, which may be a tool to implement his ideas in reality. I hope someday to see full-reserve banking and observance of Article One, Section 10 of the US Constitution.

I apologize for the graphic content of some of my contributions, but detailed evidence is sometimes necessary to address important matters. I am very disturbed by the fact that Col. Sabow’s civilian superiors and their successors have been able to continue their narco-mercantilism. For historical comparison, I might resemble the odd German still complaining about the murders of the Night of the Long Knives in 1938(?). Of course, Wikipedia didn’t exist in 1938!

I am looking for collaborators for ongoing commercial and intellectual efforts. Email to jpbedell at mises.com is welcome!

UPDATE II: Michelle Malkin extinguishes the lie, and grinds it into the fucking dirt. He was a registered Democrat:
www.Electorates.us has 180 million registered voter records available online (thanks to Anne Horrigan). Thirty-six-year-old John Patrick Bedell’s voter registration records in Hollister, CA are available for any journalist before he/she goes off and labels him a “right-wing extremist.”

Guess which party he registered under in 2005 and was actively registered under as of 2008?

DEMOCRAT.


EMID 15324137
STATESOURCE California
DATAACQUIRED 20080121
PrefixTitle MR
LASTNAME,FIRSTNAME,MIDDLENAME Bedell,John,Patrick
SOURCEIDVOTER 30048
DATEOFBIRTH 5/20/1973
PLACEOFBIRTH CA
REGDATE 20051006
GENDER M
PARTY Democrat
ACTIVECODE ACTIVE
STATUS
ResAddr1,ResAddr2,ResCity,ResState,ResZip 110 Georges Dr Hollister,CA
STATEHOUSE 28
STATESENATE 12
USCONGRESS 17
LASTDATEVOTED 20051108

Stop playing games, MSM.

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Our National "Healer"


Iowahawk has a post over his way rounding up the headlines the MSM wished they could have run about the moonbat jihadi murderer of 13 and shooter of 29 others last week at Ft. Hood.

(Per my promise to the dead, I'm not going to defile their memory with mention of the bastard's name in the same universe as them, but I'm really glad he's alive; maybe he'll get beheaded and crucified in public as a result. Probably not, though. The murderer's lawyer is already trotting out the issue of "mental responsibility.")

Naturally, in keeping with MSM tradition -- that is, shamelessly making us satirists look brilliant -- reality imitated art this morning when the AP came out with this beauty, "Obama pressed into role of healer, inevitably," as the pResident was heading off to Ft. Hood today for the memorial honoring those killed and wounded. (It's my position that the best thing Zero could do for Ft. Hood, really, is to stay home, but the White House ... strangely ... continues to ignore my counsel.)

Now, I don't know about you, but "healer" isn't an attribute I'd ever put alongside The Joker's name.

But I can think of a few others:

National Stealer

National Squealer

National Reeler

National Wheeler and Dealer

I'd even go so far as to make the claim, in my best impersonation of an illegal Mexican immigrant, that he's the National Keeelller for still not deciding on a policy for the war in Afghanistan.

And, with apologies for breaking the rhythm of the rhyme, he can always be called the National Attacker for spanking any news organization that dares to report anything truthful. Just ask FOX News.

But, to bring this back around to the other mooslem in the news, you really can't expect the MSM to get down to the bare and cold and painful reality of an issue, not when ABC is saying things about the Ft. Hood 72-virgin-seeker like: "I wish his name was Smith."

After all, as I noted elsewhere yesterday, ABC undoubtedly would be a better news organization if it were named Aljazeera. As would 99.9 percent of its colleagues.

P.P.S. May they rest in peace...


Via Ace

P.P.S. Wow ... just wow. ... Click to embiggen and read, then click for this response.




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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

How to Get Past the NY Slimes Prediction that "It'll Be Hard to Avoid Obugger Sunday"

The NY Slimes opines:
It’s going to be awfully hard to avoid President Obama on television this Sunday.
This, of course, does not take into account the majority of us who will put God and football before him.

Including pre-game, and I do add into the mix pre-mass or church reflection, that's a good 14 or 15 hours of Obama-free time. Factor in Sunday morning breakfast with the ADHDs, reading the paper (or what remains of it), and tucking the little ADHDs in later that night, and...

I'd say it's pretty easy to avoid seeing Obugger lie his ass off on This Week with George Snuffleupagus, Meet the Depressed, Face the Ablationed, the Communist News Network, and Obuggervision.

And that's the doctor's prescription for you.
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Putting Lipstick on a Pig


Hopefully I'll be posting something of significance and visiting my blogger friends' acreage within the innerwebz sometime tonight or tomorrow.

In the meantime, I'm busy in the real world (my day job), writing about the dreaded scourge, the deadly dilemma, the one and only media frenzy (other than health care legislation and tea parties and continued coverage of Joe Wilson's "racism"): Swine flu.

Let's see if I get any nasty comments from Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack for writing the terribly demeaning and offense words "swine flu."

Swine flu...

Swine flu...

Swine flu...

Remember, all swine are equal. Some are just more equal than others ... to paraphrase Orwell.

Also remember what my mentor and fellow lunatic Hunter S. Thompson once wrote: “In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile -- and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together.”

Hmm...I wonder if Vilsack's real issue with term is that it's synonymous with people in the government.

I imagine that right about now highly motivated swine everywhere are plotting my demise.
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Monday, September 14, 2009

Classic Mob Sign for All Occasions

Because it's absolutely true...


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Friday, May 22, 2009

Keith Olbermann Is Brilliant

Last night, we were blessed with more gifted use of language by MSNBC's chief ranter (oh, I know Chris Matthews is famous for talking about having that thrill up his leg and all, but, really, he doesn't hold a candle to the master).

Here, the Great One professes how much he loves former VEEP Dick Cheney, following Cheney's prodigious speech yesterday, which in turn followed a few words by some other guy about some place in Cuba that ain't getting shut any time soon:
Neurotic, paranoid, false to fact and false to reason, forever self-rationalizing his inner rage at his own impotence, and failure dripping from every word, and as irrational, as separated from the real world, as dishonest, as insane as any terrorist; the former vice president has today humiliated himself beyond redemption.
That's some pretty use of the English language there, Keith. It's almost as if you spent the day between Cheney's noonish speech and your evening broadcast (to all 4 or 5 viewers) reading Merriam Webster's.

Too bad you don't have much sense of how to use all them fancy words. Speaking of humiliation:

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