"The Dark Pelosi" (With Waterboarding!)

Funny man Steven Crowder smacks down The Wicked Witch of Congress and her B.S. about the date of her waterboarding knowledge...then waterboards the ol' hag.

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"The Dark Pelosi" (With Waterboarding!)

"For Political Gain, People Are Making Headlines"

...so says the nitwit making lots of headlines for political gain this year: Arlen Sphincter.

First it was his voting for GoFrigYourselfus because...well..."somebody has to do something."

Then it was his shedding of the elephant trunk (which was really just a strap-on anyway) to reveal himself as the jackass we already knew was underneath because...well...he didn't think he could win re-election as a Republican.

Then, today, in typical Sphincter fashion, he came out and snuggled up with his new Zombiecrat buddy, The Wicked Witch of Congress, defending her lying ass (and a very hideous one at that), therefore placing himself squarely amid the asinine politicization of our national security:

"The current controversy involving Speaker Pelosi and the CIA is very unfortunate, in my opinion, because it politicizes the issue and it takes away attention from ... how does the Congress get accurate information from the CIA?" Specter said. "For political gain, people are making headlines."

I wonder when these yo-yos are going to figure out that the longer they keep Nancy Pelosi's transgressions in the news, the more chance we have to educate people about the truly oppressive "cap and tax" insanity and the ridiculous national health care taxes b. Hussein is lining up.

Just keep talking, you knuckledraggers. I'm beginning to think the new "missing link" had more brains than all of you combined.

Cross-posted here and here.

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"For Political Gain, People Are Making Headlines"

Welcome to the Wicked Witch of Congress Lie-athon

This would be Nancy Pelosi's last two weeks in brief:

One lie, two lies, three lies, four lies, more lies, weeeeee!

Welcome to the Nancy Pelosi Lie-athon, where you never get a straight answer and the story always changes and each time she tells it the details become even more outlandish.

To make the show just a bit more interesting, I'm entering my 5-year-old into a truth dual with the Wicked Witch of Congress because, even though I can't ever get the truth from my daughter, I believe her more than I ever will Pelosi.

Hey! That brings up her new contribution to the political lexicon: She's pelosiing herself.

I know...let's waterboard her to find out just when she really knew!

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Welcome to the Wicked Witch of Congress Lie-athon

Hey, Keith Olbermann: I'll Raise Your Challenge

Sean Hannity, who (like me) thinks waterboarding helped our intelligence thwart a September 11th style attack on Los Angeles, said on his show the other night that he would subject himself to waterboarding and donate the proceeds to the families of soldiers. MSNBC gas bag Keith Olbermann has challenged Hannity to do it for cash. I have a challenge of my own for Olbermann.

Herr Foulwind claims he'll pay $1,000 to Hannity's charity for every second Hannity gets waterboarded. I don't have the stomach to post his stupid rant on these precious pages, neat and clean and family oriented as they are, but if you want to listen to him whine, be my guest.

I'd like to up the challenge. Olbermann, I'll get waterboarded, and you can donate the proceeds to my favorite cause: Tie Keith Olbermann Down Among Mexican Pigs With Swine Flu.

But I have one condition: While I do it, you have to sit in the window of a building, strapped to a chair, while Khalid Sheikh Mohammed flies an airplane at you.

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Hey, Keith Olbermann: I'll Raise Your Challenge

Walking the Tightrope with Nancy Pelosi

Liar?

Or...or....LIAR?

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Walking the Tightrope with Nancy Pelosi