Nancy Pelosi: "I Hear Dead People"

You read that right. 

The former Speaker of the House of Representatives, who once was third in line for the presidency, talks to ghosts. She met her new imaginary friends during her first meeting with President George W. Bush as part of the Democratic leadership.

Pelosi: “He’s (Bush) saying something to the effect of we’re so glad to welcome you here, congratulations and I know you’ll probably have some different things to say about what is going on--which is correct. But, as he was saying this, he was fading and this other thing was happening to me."

“My chair was getting crowded in," said Pelosi. "I swear this happened, never happened before, it never happened since."

"My chair was getting crowded in and I couldn’t figure out what it was, it was like this," she said."And then I realized Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Lucretia Mott, Alice Paul, Sojourner Truth, you name it, they were all in that chair, they were," said Pelosi. "More than I named and I could hear them say: 'At last we have a seat at the table.' And then they were gone."

Have you been abducted by aliens too, Nancy?

The good thing about Pelosi talking to ghosts is she might finally have occasion to talk to The Founders; they're desperate for a chance to teach her anything.

She may be batshit crazy, but look at it this way: At least we now know the identity of Harry Reid's "credible" source.

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Nancy Pelosi: "I Hear Dead People"

I Am a Democrat: You Owe Me

In recognition of Dependence Day, I give you ....

I’m a democrat. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I have my own pile of money, but I want yours, too, including the four pennies you have rattling around in the bottom of that peanut butter jar you frugal idiots like to use as a change holder. Give it up! You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I just say I like the public school system. My kids go to private schools so that your kids can go to public schools and learn how to be good little democrats like me. When my kids grow up and become better members of a collectivist society, and your kids grow up confused, my kids will get government jobs and take more money and freedom from your kids. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I have a job with health insurance, but I think it’s everyone else’s fault when I get sick and have to cut back on my lifestyle so I can pay for health care that should be free, along with cars and houses and big screen TVs. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. There is no god. You can go ahead and get down on your knees and pray to the ceiling for forgiveness and strength and peace, but I’ll be standing right behind you with a tire iron, bashing your skull and stealing your wallet. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I hate people. I would rather sleep with my dog or a cucumber or a tree than with another person…unless I can just dump them on the curb after we’re through. You just have sex to make more people so you can continue to earn more money while you rape the planet. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I love taxes. It’s patriotic…for you…to pay them. I don’t pay any, anyway. And if I have to, I’ve figured out loop holes or have offshore accounts to shelter my money, so the government never really gets too much from me anyway. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. It’s not only my right but also my duty to take freedom and representative republicanism from you, little by little, and replace it with government bureaucracy. From each according to his ability, to each according to his need. I’m needy. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I have a $20 million vacation playground on Martha’s Vineyard and a guarded compound in South Chicago and belong to the richest majority in Washington’s history. But I hate rich people who aren't democrats and want your property too so I can save endangered swamp rats and build turtle tunnels and fix toilets. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. There are more of you than there are of me. You breathe too much. I’ve told the world outlandish lies that you’re causing global warming, using faulty correlations to get everyone so worried they’re about to let me tax thin air. And you’ll breathe a lot less. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I’m an elitist. I’m perfect. I’m not like all of you stupid wingnuts out there working your greedy little fingers to the bone trying to make a little money and feed your family and have something to call successful when you retire. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I live in the city so I can get stupid drunk and piss on the streets when I want and kick your parked car when it gets in my way. It’s too bad that you have all those guns in your humble suburban and country homes. If you didn’t, I’d come and toss you out on your naked ass and make you live in the fetid cities that my government policies screwed up. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I think you hate homosexuals. I have no idea that you just want to be left alone and live your life the way you see fit and not have your children taught with government money that they should seek alternative lifestyles for the fun of it. I just want you to do what I think you should do with your life. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I’m so tolerant I can’t tolerate anyone who doesn’t think the way I do. In fact, I hate white people. I hate all people. I hate myself. I hate myself so much that I hate you even more when you are happy. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I don’t know how to do anything for myself. I need to be told what to do. I don’t think human beings are capable of taking care of themselves. That’s what government is for. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I don’t think any people should have rights. I think fish and frogs and grass should, however, and I want to represent them in court…and you to pay for it. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I’m a child. I act like a child and I think like a child and I live like a child and I throw up my hands and have little fits when I don’t get my way. There should be no consequences for anything I do. But there should be consequences for you, even if you’re blameless in what I accuse you of. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I’m racist but I get others to think that you are racist just because I call you one. It’s a riot to watch you squirm because I know you have a conscience. I do not. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I was born poor or middle class or rich, but it doesn’t matter. I was born black or white or Asian or Latina, but it still doesn’t matter. In fact, it’s Bush’s fault that I was even allowed to be born at all. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I want health care at your expense, while I’m young and virulent and child-like. But then I want you to kill me when I start to get old and weak and feeble, so that all of my young and virulent and child-like democrat friends can have health care at your expense.

Then I want to come back to life as a rock, so lots of birds can shit on me. They owe me, too, for being a loony moonbat.

Originally posted July 2009.

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I Am a Democrat: You Owe Me

Moonbat Gun-grabbing Texan Mayor Gets Pwned

Pissing off a Texan is never smart. Pissing off a Texan gun owner is even dumber. And pissing off a Texan gun owner with a blog and a lot of friends is about as stupid as trying to milk a gerbil with a vacuum cleaner hose.

But the only mayor in Texas to join the group Mayors Against Illegal Guns (MAIG) -- proving he was never too smart to begin with -- was just that stupid, and his moonbattery has him in deep shit over at TexasFred's.

Earlier today, Fred challenged Richard Ward, mayor of Hurst, Texas, in an email:

How does it feel to be the ONLY Mayor in the entire state of Texas to sign on to this veiled attempt at a libber gun grab?

Ward responded by letting loose (apparently from his ass) a stream of childish invective you'd expect from a troll, but not from the mayor of a city of 38,500 people:

You are as ugly as you are dumb. [Emphasis mine.] I suggest you at least take your picture from your web site. If you want to see a handsome dude, go to the City Of Hurst web site.

As to your question, how does it feel to be the only Mayor in Texas to be a member of MAIG. It feels wonderful. At least one mayor has the guts (actually I preferred another word) to stand up for what is right. I am sending you an attachment that I put together. You will likely have to have your wife or child read it to you. It has some big words in it. [Emphasis mine.] But… have it read to you with an open mind and you might realize that we are all seeking the same thing. Get the criminals and illegal guns off the streets.

And now this brilliant mayor has stirred a hornet's nest. You'd better make sure your false teeth are secured there, mayor. There's no telling how we're going to hold Fred back from jumping into his truck and driving to Hurst and giving you an impromptu dental exam.

UPDATE: The moonbat mayor has "signed off." I hope that doesn't mean he's going to do something drastic, like give himself a lobotomy. He'd be wasting his time; he's already brain dead.

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Moonbat Gun-grabbing Texan Mayor Gets Pwned

They Really DON'T Have Anything Better To Do

One of the fun themes of this blog has been, at times, to tear the faces off of libs who either debate my silly satire on another site or come in here and try to "fact-check" my ridiculousness.

Such moonbattery has apparently gone MSM, with CNN attempting to fact-check just about the only funny thing SNL's done since the turn of the millennium: the "not fair" and "not true" satire of Obama this past weekend.

I can see CNN from where I work and promise you that CNN might be better off doing a little fact-checking of the people they allow to walk through their doors to draw a paycheck.

Obviously, they really don't have anything better to do with their time.

Via Hot Air, Patriot Room, and Greg Hengler

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They Really DON'T Have Anything Better To Do

The Bullshit Is Marching On...

You won't catch my kids doing this crap, though you may hear them singing "Barack the King of the Moonbats lived off Daddy's money..."

School kids taught to praise Obama from alteredbeat on Vimeo.

Filmed during June 2009 at the B. Bernice Young Elementary School in Burlington, NJ.

via Drudge

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The Bullshit Is Marching On...

Your Baby Is a Stone-cold Racist

With its "See Baby Discriminate" article, Newsweek joins the long list of moonbat media regurgitating the latest DNC talking point:

You're either with Obama, or you're with the racists.

Even your baby.

The evidence? DEFINITIVE PROOF! from the Children's Research Lab at the University of Texas, where kids were asked to answer these questions:

How many White people are nice?
(Almost all) (A lot) (Some) (Not many) (None)

How many Black people are nice?
(Almost all) (A lot) (Some) (Not many) (None)

During the test, the descriptive adjective "nice" was replaced with more than 20 other adjectives, like "dishonest," "pretty," "curious," and "snobby."

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[The] first test of the kids revealed they weren't colorblind at all. Asked how many white people are mean, these children commonly answered, "Almost none." Asked how many blacks are mean, many answered, "Some," or "A lot." Even kids who attended diverse schools answered the questions this way.

There you have it. Racism!

To be honest with you, I much prefer Frank J.'s test, over at IMAO:

SIGNS YOUR BABY IS RACIST

* Will only drink white milk.

* Cries when you turn up the gangster rap.

* Doesn’t like Spike Lee movies.

* Has no interest in supporting Barack Obama’s health care reform.

Regardless, you'd better get it through your thick disgusting head right now: If you don't support Obama, your baby will grow up to be racist, just like you.

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Your Baby Is a Stone-cold Racist

More Evidence of Obama's Healing Powers

In Obama's America, dissent is now the highest form of racism.

How else can the words "you lie" transmogrify into a historic reprimand and a moonbat outburst from a marginalized peanut farmer who becomes more insane the older he gets?

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More Evidence of Obama's Healing Powers

Poor, Whiny Zombiecrats

They can dish it, but they sure can't take it.

Need some diapers Rahmbo, Pinky (Harry Reid's childhood nickname), Joey, or Wicked Witch of Congress? I'll bet Al has some extras.

And for the little trolls...I know the image is Shopped; did you know this one was?

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Poor, Whiny Zombiecrats

I Pledge...to Give Obugger the Middle Finger

Like this video does...

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I Pledge...to Give Obugger the Middle Finger

The New Obama Nation

Michael Jackson only wishes his Thriller video could look so real. But then again, Obugger is the king of the zombie moonbats (according to my kids), so this incredible video is only appropriate:



From Hopespringseternal, aka Dazed and Confused.

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The New Obama Nation

DAMN! I'm Not Hateful Enough

Earlier today I saw the following posting over at Jim Treacher's place:

There's nothing like making a new fan!

Just knowing that people care is the important thing...

Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2009 03:19:54
From: David Mathews [dmathew1@yahoo.com]
Subject: RepubliKKKlan ?

Hello Jim Treacher:

I just visited your sewer of a blog ...

http://jimtreacher.com/

And I would like to know how such a hate filled person as yourself can sleep at night.

Your blog will serve to remind people exacly [sic] what the RepubliKKKlan party stands for and thereby guarantee the extermination of the religious fundamentalist racist party.

Sincerely,

David Mathews
http://www.flickr.com/dmathew1

Now...being a plucky guy and a bit of a rascalian, I decided to send Mr. Matthews an email:

To: dmathew1@yahoo.com
Sent: Tuesday, August 4, 2009 3:00:34 PM
Subject: I have a hate-filled sewer of a blog, too. Care to visit and send me a nasty email?

http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com

Apparently, however, my place isn't hateful enough because Mr. Mathews had this to say in response:

Hello Dr. Dave,

You can [sic] that a hate-filled blog? What you write is pathetic weeping, not hate.

Sincerely,

David Mathews

http://www.flickr.com/dmathew1

Well, I'm relieved it's not a sewer (that would be over at the White House garden).

I really don't think Mr. Mathews stayed around long enough to read what the Daily Kossacks had to say about me, or to call me a racist for this or this.

I'm also pretty sure his spellcheck was working when he sent me the email...although his half-assed attempt at snark could have used some proofing, and he certainly didn't spell well when he emailed Treacher.

Was his brain working? Not so much.

I'm NOT hateful. I write "pathetic weeping." Funny...I thought weeping constituted tears. Do I "write" the tears that stream down my face...when I'm laughing my ass off at Obugger's stupidity?

You know how when you're talking to a moonbat and they say something nutty that only an extraterrestrial would say and you just want to slap them but, instead, carefully respond with a basic fact, such as:

The Zombiecrats have a huge majority and they can't even decide on being collective (ie, socialist) enough to get their own damned legislation passed?

To which, of course, the moonbat responds:

Oh...you're just a sore loser. It's BUSH'S fault!

Yeah...Mr. Mathews gives me that feeling. Thanks for the laughs.

BTW, dude: Your music sucks.

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DAMN! I'm Not Hateful Enough

I'm a Democrat: You Owe Me

Someone hit my site the other day using the colorful search terms "fuck every last republican.” Apparently he/she/it was a bit angry about something. Sitemeter indicated they didn’t stick around too long, either.

Was it something I said?

Curious, because I have a fondness for deconstructing moonbat rantings, I clicked back on he/she/its inbound link and found this little gem from the always cheerful Daily Kos partway down the search results.

It got me to thinking, as things of this nature will do, so I came up with this:

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I’m a democrat. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I have my own pile of money, but I want yours, too, including the four pennies you have rattling around in the bottom of that peanut butter jar you frugal idiots like to use as a change holder. Give it up! You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I just say I like the public school system. My kids go to private schools so that your kids can go to public schools and learn how to be good little democrats like me. When my kids grow up and become better members of a collectivist society, and your kids grow up confused, my kids will get government jobs and take more money and freedom from your kids. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I have a job with health insurance, but I think it’s everyone else’s fault when I get sick and have to cut back on my lifestyle so I can pay for health care that should be free, along with cars and houses and big screen TVs. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. There is no god. You can go ahead and get down on your knees and pray to the ceiling for forgiveness and strength and peace, but I’ll be standing right behind you with a tire iron, bashing your skull and stealing your wallet. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I hate people. I would rather sleep with my dog or a cucumber or a tree than with another person…unless I can just dump them on the curb after we’re through. You just have sex to make more people so you can continue to earn more money while you rape the planet. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I love taxes. It’s patriotic…for you…to pay them. I don’t pay any, anyway. And if I have to, I’ve figured out loop holes or have offshore accounts to shelter my money, so the government never really gets too much from me anyway. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. It’s not only my right but also my duty to take freedom and representative republicanism from you, little by little, and replace it with government bureaucracy. From each according to his ability, to each according to his need. I’m needy. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I have a $20 million vacation playground on Martha’s Vineyard and a guarded compound in South Chicago and belong to the richest majority in Washington’s history. But I hate rich people who aren't democrats and want your property too so I can save endangered swamp rats and build turtle tunnels and fix toilets. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. There are more of you than there are of me. You breathe too much. I’ve told the world outlandish lies that you’re causing global warming, using faulty correlations to get everyone so worried they’re about to let me tax thin air. And you’ll breathe a lot less. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I’m an elitist. I’m perfect. I’m not like all of you stupid wingnuts out there working your greedy little fingers to the bone trying to make a little money and feed your family and have something to call successful when you retire. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I live in the city so I can get stupid drunk and piss on the streets when I want and kick your parked car when it gets in my way. It’s too bad that you have all those guns in your humble suburban and country homes. If you didn’t, I’d come and toss you out on your naked ass and make you live in the fetid cities that my government policies screwed up. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I think you hate homosexuals. I have no idea that you just want to be left alone and live your life the way you see fit and not have your children taught with government money that they should seek alternative lifestyles for the fun of it. I just want you to do what I think you should do with your life. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I’m so tolerant I can’t tolerate anyone who doesn’t think the way I do. In fact, I hate white people. I hate all people. I hate myself. I hate myself so much that I hate you even more when you are happy. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I don’t know how to do anything for myself. I need to be told what to do. I don’t think human beings are capable of taking care of themselves. That’s what government is for. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I don’t think any people should have rights. I think fish and frogs and grass should, however, and I want to represent them in court…and you to pay for it. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I’m a child. I act like a child and I think like a child and I live like a child and I throw up my hands and have little fits when I don’t get my way. There should be no consequences for anything I do. But there should be consequences for you, even if you’re blameless in what I accuse you of. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I’m racist but I get others to think that you are racist just because I call you one. It’s a riot to watch you squirm because I know you have a conscience. I do not. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I was born poor or middle class or rich, but it doesn’t matter. I was born black or white or Asian or Latina, but it still doesn’t matter. In fact, it’s Bush’s fault that I was even allowed to be born at all. You owe me.

I’m a democrat. I want health care at your expense, while I’m young and virulent and child-like. But then I want you to kill me when I start to get old and weak and feeble, so that all of my young and virulent and child-like democrat friends can have health care at your expense.

Then I want to come back to life as a rock, so lots of birds can shit on me. They owe me, too, for being a loony moonbat.

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Go ahead and continue in the comments section whatever I didn’t cover here.

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I'm a Democrat: You Owe Me

Conversation with an Asshole Moonbat on Twitter

WARNING: DO NOT READ IF LANGUAGE OFFENDS YOU

A cop's wife twice threatened me tonight on Twitter, so, just in case she has her husband hunt me down (we sort of live in the same metropolitan area), I thought I'd replay the conversation here.

And I bet she didn't know I had a blog. Silly moonbat.

It went like this...

feedyouradhd: Leave it to Obugger and Pelosi to let Boehner and Bush weigh in on Cronkite's death before them, since fair journalism is their enemy. #tcot about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

CyberCzarPol@feedyouradhd <-- Racist fuck who has no respect for the office of the President. #tcot #p2about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck in reply to feedyouradhd

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol You talk pretty tough for someone who lists their phone number on Twatter. Slobber on your presidents knob today? 44 minutes ago from web

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol Care to meet in Midtown and put up or shut up? 43 minutes ago from web

CyberCzarPol@feedyouradhd Sure. You don't mind if I bring my husband with me, do you?43 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to feedyouradhd

CyberCzarPol@feedyouradhd he'd be pretty easy to spot. 6'2" Puerto Rican wearing an #$@%* Police uniform.41 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to feedyouradhd

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol Right...with his fists in someone else's pockets, probably setting someone up for a drug crime he or she didn't commit. 37 minutes ago from we feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol

feedyouradhd @cyberczarpol As long as you don't mind if I bring your girlfriend. 40 minutes ago from web

CyberCzarPol@feedyouradhd You didn't know I sucked cock? #tcot #p239 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to feedyouradhd

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol moonbat schmuck with herhead up herarse, who can't tell when she's being obuggered by a thief president. #tcot #p2 39 minutes ago from web

CyberCzarPol@feedyouradhd I guess it kinda defeats the purpose, but for him it's a given, but he and I both have a CCW license. Just sayin'. ;-)40 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to feedyouradhd

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol Thanks for threatening to shoot me. 35 minutes ago from web

CyberCzarPol@feedyouradhd I don't believe I threatened you at all.35 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to feedyouradhd

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol I just wanted to meet for coffee. 35 minutes ago

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol So we could talk more. 34 minutes ago from web

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol About your sucking cock. 34 minutes ago from web

CyberCzarPol@feedyouradhd oof, careful now. wouldn't want you to suddenly realize that both of us are for the legalization of pot now. #p238 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to feedyouradhd

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol Should that offend? I have no problem with people who smoke pot. It's people who smoke cock for a living that bothers me. 31 minutes ago from web

CyberCzarPol@feedyouradhd and conservatives offend the hell out of me. your point? #p2 #tcot31 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to feedyouradhd

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol That's because you're friggin' wrong, off your rocker, insane, and can't think because a zombie ate your brain. Your point? 27 minutes ago from web

CyberCzarPol@feedyouradhd I am off my rocker. It's out on the veranda, and I'm in my office. But alas, not wrong. Sorry you're too narrowminded to see.26 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to feedyouradhd

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol My narrow mind sees no future now that your Obugger is in office (NON-RACIST COMMENT: TRANSLATION: OBAMA WHO SCREWS AMERICANS) 21 minutes ago from web

CyberCzarPol@feedyouradhd Sore loser eh?22 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to feedyouradhd

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol How long did it take for hubby to help you come up with that? Not sore loser. Believer in Constitution Obugger's never read. 17 minutes ago from web

CyberCzarPol@feedyouradhd Hubby's at work patroling the streets of %!&@$% protecting your sorry ass.18 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to feedyouradhd

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol I have more protection than I need, thanks to the 2nd Amendment. (You know, the one you don't like.) 12 minutes ago from web

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol After the First. 11 minutes ago from web

CyberCzarPol@feedyouradhd I love the 2nd Amendment, I just hate the NRA. Quit assuming anything asshole.13 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to feedyouradhd

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol If you hate the NRA, you're a moonbat zombie who wants only police officers and government officials to be armed. 10 minutes ago

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol THAT'S why you hate the NRA, ASSHOLE! (Thanks for helping me up my Cursebird score.) 8 minutes ago from web

CyberCzarPol@feedyouradhd god you're delusional. what's your phone number? i'd like to send some people over that can help.9 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to feedyouradhd

feedyouradhd @CyberCzarPol God, you can't take your own moonbat medicine. I don't accept handouts from government loving freaks. 5 minutes ago from web

CyberCzarPol@feedyouradhd No biggie. based on ur tweets 2nite I'm sur we can subpoena twitter for the access logs. in the name of public safety and all.5 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to feedyouradhd

feedyouradhd Thanks for the threats. I'll be sure to save them for the judge.

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Conversation with an Asshole Moonbat on Twitter

ADHD Family Dinner Conversation

We had a great family discussion over dinner recently: Alternative names for "Democrat," such as "moonbat" and "zombie." My brilliant 5-year-old proceeded to shuffle around the kitchen, moaning, eyes closed, arms limply held out before her. Then my 8-year-old, smart little devil that he is, asked: "Is Obama the king of the moonbats?"

I don't think a father has ever been prouder.

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ADHD Family Dinner Conversation

Reverse Sotomayor-alogy

Imagine if you heard me say:

I would hope that a wise white male with the richness of his experience would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a Latina woman who hasn't lived that life.

Would you call me a...

1. Male chauvinist?
2. Racist?
3. Conservative fascist wingnut?

I'm betting all three.

So how is it any different from what Sonia Sotomayor, our next member of SCOTUS, once said?

Ah, but she...

1. Has an amazing story
2. Is drawing from her experience
   
3. Has great empathy
   

Great stories, life experience, and empathy all being central themes within the Constitution, and impeccable qualities for interpreting it, of course.

Moonbats and their stupid logic.

UPDATE: Obugger, naturally, is sure Sotomayor would restate her comment:

"I think that when she's appearing before the Senate committee, in her confirmation process, I think all this nonsense that is being spewed out will be revealed for what it is," Obama said in the broadcast interview, clearly aware of how ethnicity and gender issues are taking hold in the debate.

That's funny...since Barry hasn't spoken with Sotomayor about her beliefs, he has what we do to go by: Her statements and deeds. As his mouthpiece said the other day, b. Hussein is comfortable with lots about the judge, presumably by telepathy because neither Sotomayor nor TOTUS filled him in:

Presidential spokesman Robert Gibbs said Obama did not specifically ask Sotomayor about the right to privacy. The debate over that right has come up in the context of several matters involving the court, including abortion rights.

As a candidate for president, Obama promised that he would not appoint anyone who doesn't believe in the right to privacy.

Pressed on the matter, Gibbs would only answer broadly, saying Obama was very comfortable with her interpretation of the Constitution being similar to his.

Maybe, just maybe, he doesn't believe in the Constitution at all, since the mysticism of empathy is a qualification for jurisprudence divined from the Founders, apparently, by The Diety himself, but not from any sane person's reading of the actual document.

Truth is, Sotomayor doesn't even live up to his word about finding some empathetic person who would, presumably, heal all racial divides with the wave of her gavel:

In addition to making statements about the importance of life experience, Obama has also repeatedly stated that "empathy" is a vital quality that he seeks in judicial nominees. Sotomayor's time on the Second Circuit has given her ample opportunity to demonstrate the role that "empathy" plays in her decision-making.

Most notable is the case of Ricci v. DeStefano, in which Sotomayor's three-judge panel sided with New Haven, Conn., officials who threw out the results of race-neutral fire department promotional exams because they did not yield enough high scores from African-American firefighters. When no promotions were given as a result, Frank Ricci, a dyslexic white firefighter who came in sixth in the competition for eight lieutenant spots, filed a lawsuit with 19 other firefighters alleging racial discrimination.

Some might feel "empathetic" toward a learning-disabled civil servant who overcame the disadvantage by spending every spare hour studying after he had a friend record his textbooks onto tapes. Better yet, a constitutionalist would find the city's race-conscious criteria to violate the requirements of Equal Protection. But Sotomayor wasn't moved.

Like other liberal activists who assert the importance of empathy, Sotomayor remarkably finds the need to reach into her "heart" only when the litigant's cause aligns with her own. In fact, as Clinton appointee Judge José Cabranes noted with some frustration, Sotomayor's "empathy" with New Haven's position was so relentless that she took unprecedented procedural steps to bury the claims of the firefighters.

In an attempt to prevent effective review, Sotomayor's three-judge panel originally issued a one paragraph summary order affirming the district court's ruling, then withdrew it and issued an unsigned opinion.

In fact, I'll say it right now.

Since b. Hussein appointed such a non-empathetic figure to SCOTUS -- a figure, one would think, who should understand the racial injustice done to Ricci, having been, we're lead to believe, the victim of racial injustice herself -- we have only his actions to go by as well, which lead to the entirely logical conclusion that:

Maybe b. Hussein, too, thinks minorities can do a better job.

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Moonbattery About Sotomayor from the Twitterverse

Ya just have to love some of this...

jessiejessup Just because I quote Thoreau doesn't mean I am gonna move to the woods so why does matter Sotomayor quoted a socialist 30 years ago??

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osochic And the J.Lo comparisons have begun :-\ ... "Judge Sotomayor is the new JLo. Justice for Law & Order" - man on the news

Peruchito Sotomayor from the block. great photos of someone who 'made it' http://bit.ly/193nVn

LooseDaCEO They sittn up here trynna take away from Ms.Sotomayor, give the lady her just due people. Need to be worried bout North Korea n those bombs

funky_old_man Republican Party risks further alienation from Hispanics by challenging the nomination of Sonia Sotomayor

mrrowe8 Sotomayor ,come on Repub's u guys got C Thomas in and if there was ever some1 that should of been a no,it was that dude

emilyfirestone Hope Sotomayor turns out to be a lefty Scalia, not some milquetoast willing to go along with election stealing & immigrant bashing.

awake247 Sotomayor, the next Terminator: Part DeSoto, part mayor. Arnold Schwarzenegger, you are on notice, on and off camera.

CTarin86 I want to punch elizabeth hasselbeck for the crap she is spewing about sotomayor. Ugh. She is so stupid!!

WorkWIthIllness RT @DiabetesMine: Sotomayor is 1st Supreme Court Pick with a known chronic illness (survivorship!) - that's big, right?

mousegirl100 Rock it out Sotomayor! Rican power! Catholic high school power! Projects power! South Bronx power! Hell to the yeah!!

TashaDeidre @SuperwomanAK I agree! N-E thing is possible! Obama & Sotomayor R examples of da genius in us all. Dreams come true when U R dedicated.

justinracette To all you conservatives: Shut up about Sotomayor. She's one wicked woman...why can't we get anyone into office without someone complaining?

LiberalTalk Got Ed Schultz on the radio and contemplating gay marriage and Sonia Sotomayor for the US Supreme Court. Thought: marriage is civil.

hoorayforkyle Sotomayor looks to have respect of liberals and conservatives alike. Good choice for Obama to test the waters.

amariamoon24 Mrs. Sotomayor is a very eloquent speaker and a womderful character- hopefully soon Justice Sotomayor

Moltz Something to practice this week: "It's hard to take you seriously when you don't even pronounce her name right. It's SotomayOR." Eye roll.

MikeKStuckey rate the supreme court justices here ... http://tinyurl.com/oog5eh ... so far, sotomayor ranks above all conservatives and she's not in yet

mic_dee The Sotomayor reversal rate meme is nearly as dumb as the fear of superhuman terrorists breaking out of supermaxes.

dafyophi Sonia Sotomayor = fuck yeah. Try and deflect it, GOP. It won't work.

blak_boy i heard Sotomayor and thought, a latino. then, i found saw she was a woman. 2 points for Obama!!

mrrowe8 2 any1 on this Sotomayor thing if u cite race as in ur own ur a fool u r the minority now ,u will b assimilated resistance is futile

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Moonbattery About Sotomayor from the Twitterverse