Thursday, February 11, 2010

UPDATE: Al Gore's New Home


With all the global warming burying the District of Criminals, what's there to do? Build monuments to Al Gore. And that's just what Republican Senator Jim Inhofe's family did: They built this 6-foot-tall igloo on Capitol Hill.

So THAT'S where Al Gore is.



UPDATE: Doug Powers awesomely tweets us!


UPDATE II: Keith Olbermann doubles down and strikes the fuck out. Earth to fucking Olberfuckhead: It's NOT supposed to get COLDER in DC and it's NOT supposed to get COLDER in San Diego and we're NOT supposed to get snow on Feb. 12 in Atlanta (just to be sure, check the snow tracking on this storm headed from, Dallas, which is south of Atlanta and where they just got 4 - 6 inches of snow, that's bearing down on me right now ... and my goshdarn snow boots are ready, bro). I just wanted to make sure your dimwitted ass understands that.

36 comments:

LennyV said...

That's one reason I love Oklahoma!!

Snarky Basterd said...

He's been one of several beacons in the darkness that shrouds the District of Criminals.

labcat said...

all's quiet on the global warming front.

Brooke said...

W should put out an amber alert for Gore. He's been pretty quiet since all the snow hit, but I'll bet we never get rid of him come July and August.

Maggie M. Thornton said...

Jim Inhofe is a hero for the American people.

Bunni said...

Excellent post and Linkage, SB! I just wrote a post about the
latest info in Global Warming, and Al Whore, and I linked you.
http://amusingbunni.blogspot.com/2010/02/frozen-wasteland-new-agw-parody.html

There's a great new video parody up, from those Minnesotan's for global warming.

Snarky Basterd said...

The Slimes, goofy bastards that they are, says the warming caused the snow: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/11/science/earth/11climate.html

Snarky Basterd said...

Well, if he's been kidnapped, I say we DON'T put out an amber alert and maybe he'll stay gone forever.

Snarky Basterd said...

And he's got a funny family.

There's the funny Jim DeMint: http://twitter.com/JimDeMint/status/8863771523

Snarky Basterd said...

Thanks, B. I'll be over this evening to check out your video.

sig94 said...

I dunno Snarky, I think that's Al and Tipper's new jacuzzi.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

You dare criticise the Great Oz, er, I mean Al Gore?

Ron Russell said...

I saw this earlier on FOX! What a great idea. Has anyone seen the elusive Al lately or his he hiding in that Igloo?

Matt said...

You have blasphemed the Goracle!  Great job!!! 

candice said...

Olbermann's "worser people" of the day. :-D I love it!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-w64Q31FtA

Snarky Basterd said...

They're downsizing so that Obama doesn't tax them to death.

Snarky Basterd said...

 Early and often, Infidel. Early and often.

Snarky Basterd said...

He's supposedly coming out soon to give a talk about carbon credits. Problem is, I hear people aren't as stupid as the Chinese and are refusing to buy his bullshit.

Snarky Basterd said...

You mean the lowly Borical. And, yes, I will defy any retard who hasn't a lick of common sense.

Snarky Basterd said...

Except in Olbermann's case, he's throwing the adult out with the embalming fluid, and, for his sake, the sooner the better.

Krispy said...

Oooooohhh... changing the terminology from "global warming" to "climate change" undoes all the gazillion things that have cast so much doubt on this dubious theory.  I understand now.  Me democrat sheep, me think wot evur obaman say me to think.

Here's a quick funny one:  At a forum I vist sometimes, the topic got kinda raunchy and some guy posted "I like it when Penthouse chicks pose so they're showing off their a--holes!"  Somebody responded "you mean like this?"  and linked to this picture:  http://tiny.cc/chkahol

Dude, the new page looks friggin' sweet.

cbullitt said...

4-6 inches--that ain't shit.
At least Al's new home is carbon neutral--shit, no credits to sell. Nevermind.

Texlahoma said...

<span></span>All Keith Olbermann is saying is "Hey, don't you realize we changed the name from global warming to climate change to cover all the bases?"  "That way no matter what the weather does, we can say, see?"  "We told you so!"

MK said...

Sorry keith, you morons started out calling it global warming, and then when your dumbass figured out it ain't warming, now it's everything.

A slippery dishonest weasel does not make an accurate position.

And one more thing keith, if you don't want to, don't honk, no one's forcing you chump.

Snarky Basterd said...

In DALLAS, dude. Get your perspective on...

labcat said...

I heard on the news that it's getting so cold in DC that congress actually has their hands in their own pockets.

Always On Watch said...

Al Gore should be forced to live in an igloo for the rest of his life.

As for Olbermann, you can't fix stupid.  He's worse than a low-class moron!

~ Always On Watch

candice said...

I'm starting to think that Olbermann THE manchurian candidate, except it's gonna kill us all with stupidity!  Thank god only 159 people watch his show!

Bunni said...

Great Update SB:  I hope that olbermann dies of hypothermia from running his mouth.
I almost fainted when I saw on the news you're going to get lots of snow!
Stay warm, at least the kiddies will have fun playing in it.  ;)

Snarky Basterd said...

Thanks, Krispy. And, yeah, that's one nasty asshole in your link.

Snarky Basterd said...

He'll have 0 followers once MSNBC cans his ass. You can bet it's coming.

Snarky Basterd said...

Hey, we all know it's Bush's fault.

Snarky Basterd said...

They could fix the deficit by reaching into their own pockets.

Snarky Basterd said...

Stupid is as stupid does.

Snarky Basterd said...

Thanks, B. I think most of the snow will go south of us.

Barking Spider said...

The new layout's looking great, SB, and I see you've gone for JS-Kit, too, (or, as Bunni calls it, "comment thingy"), good move - I haven't seen a better system, yet. ;)

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