Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Poetry Break: Wallace Stevens

Politics has been a bit of a drain on my psyche these past 10 days, and I just so happen to have come across a great Walt Whitman post over at Bungalow Bill's tonight that has inspired me, so I ask your forgiveness if I digress somewhat into a more deft and gentlemanly world for a post or two.

The Emperor of Ice-Cream

Call the roller of big cigars,
The muscular one, and bid him whip
In kitchen cups concupiscent curds.
Let the wenches dawdle in such dress
As they are used to wear, and let the boys
Bring flowers in last month's newspapers.
Let be be finale of seem.
The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.

Take from the dresser of deal,
Lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet
On which she embroidered fantails once
And spread it so as to cover her face.
If her horny feet protrude, they come
To show how cold she is, and dumb.
Let the lamp affix its beam.
The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.

-- Wallace Stevens

I owe knowledge of this poem to two people: Alan Natali, may you forever be the gentle linebacker with mangled fingers and a subtle touch with students who give a fuck about writing; and Ron Forsythe, may you be bending the ear of Zeus on the finer points of everything from the NFL to the summary phrase at this very moment.


Zombama Halloween Mask

Gee, I hope the kiddies start wearing these new Halloween masks to school so they don't have to keep singing anthems to Dear Leader. Hell, the visage is so realistic, one might even be able to sneak into the White House while wearing one.

Wait...on second thought, better not try it. Obama's never really been seen at the White House. Security might actually not know who you are.

UPDATE: In fact, if you DO show up at the White House wearing this mask, the Secret Service just might ask if you're lost, suggesting instead, "Mr. President: Are you sure you haven't confused this place with Neverland, where you like to play child's games with Michael Jackson's ghost?" (h/t: Exblogitate)

Monday, September 28, 2009

I Feel Safer Already

President Barack Obama tells fellow golfers on Sunday not to disclose that he's letting a third of the detainees at Gitmo go free ... so they can continue to seek out Americans for enlightened discourse on religion and ideology and the latest in bomb belts and cave dwelling and the exquisite taste of goat milk.

Oops! I guess Obama wasn't too successful.

But when, since January 20, 2009, has he been?

Thursday, September 24, 2009

The Bullshit Is Marching On...

You won't catch my kids doing this crap, though you may hear them singing "Barack the King of the Moonbats lived off Daddy's money..."

School kids taught to praise Obama from alteredbeat on Vimeo.

Filmed during June 2009 at the B. Bernice Young Elementary School in Burlington, NJ.

via Drudge

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Piss on Anthropogenic Global Warming

Greenie whackos who run around claiming the sky is falling, there's too much carbon dioxide, and global warming is going to consume the world aren't really Chicken Little.

They're Chicken Fucking Dumb.

Humans couldn't possibly destroy Mother Nature; she's far more powerful than we are.

That's why I haven't been around lately. That bi-atch dropped 16 inches of rain around my house over 7 days, 5 inches alone yesterday. Starting Sunday, little rivers literally flowed through my basement. I shop vacuumed. I broomed. I remained vigilant, refusing to sleep Sunday night. I even went out in the driveway and lifted my head to the sky and screamed expletives you normally wouldn't see in this place -- well, unless you were a moonbat troll -- and still it came down, filling my mouth like some kind of natural waterboarding.

During one period of heavy downpours yesterday, I literally emptied the 5-gal shop vac once every minute or two for three hours.

And still the rivers flowed, until finally they took out the carpeted family room, and we decided to quit our foolish attempt at trying to save the homestead and instead tried to save our stuff.

This is America, after all; stuff is more important than anything.

So to you AGW freaks, I say, Mother Earth is doing just fine, and she'll continue to be fine long after we're gone because she'll probably be the one to do away with us all -- and the bitch will enjoy every minute of it.

P.S. Hey, Anonymous. It IS Anthropogenic. If you have such trouble with big words that you've convinced yourself to hound others to use the wrong one, you're not bright enough to hang around this place.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

If a President Makes the Rounds on 5 Talk Shows and No One Watches

Will he go the fuck away?

One can only hope.

TROLL DISCLAIMER: That's not meant to be funny at all.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

I'm Feeling Amazonian Tonight

You know, Amazon Women on the Moon.

WHAT? Never heard of it? What a sheltered life you lead.

If you don't click below, you'll miss the best thing Arsenio Hall's ever done on screen... Woof! Woof! Woof!


Bondage Belts and Other Mobama Horrors

Image via here

More incivility from Dr. Drama's man cave:

A new first lady fashion style was born yesterday, bondage belts (so named by Drudge). Can you imagine the thoughts running through Kathleen Sebelius's mind at that moment?

Did she just rub her nipples against me?

So this is what being in a nutcracker feels like.

I saw that skirt on a hooker once.

No, Mo...I'm not really into autoerotic asphyxiation.

Why do I feel something hard beneath your skirt?

Friday, September 18, 2009

Bush Was Black; Left Is Racist!

WASHINGTON -- In a stunning development, several sources revealed yesterday that former President George W. Bush has been wearing theatrical gloves and a mask all these years -- to hide the fact that he is actually black.

The sources, all key members of the Democratic Caucus, also indicated that leftists have known all along of Bush’s real skin color but chose not to reveal the shocker in order to continue protesting his Gulf War policies and his determined effort to weave Bushisms into the English lexicon.

“I knew it all along! Everyone on the left is racist,” said Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele. “By they’re own admission: If you don’t agree with a president’s policies, you must not like his skin color. They protested Bush! They’re racist! Racist! Racist!”

Howard Dean, head of the Democratic National Committee, refused to comment.

Vice President Joe Biden, however, went out of his way to make himself available, cancelling his planned meetings with Kurdish oil leaders in Iraq and, instead, flew back to the states to appear on all the primetime news programs, releasing this statement beforehand:

“If the president can have all of the Sunday talk shows and Letterman, I can have prime time. More people watch the nighttime shows anyway.”

His first appearance was on Hannity.

“You guys didn’t know? Geez … and you call me a dunce,” a smirking Biden said. “Yeah, we knew it all along. My comment about Barack being the first clean and articulate African-American presidential candidate was a ruse. We would have told the world years ago, but Bush had such a terrible Texas drawl we figured no one would believe us. Hmm…maybe I did mean that clean and articulate comment.”

Asked how this new development changes the controversy stirring up the media demons this week, that people who protested town hall meetings and marched on Washington were just opposed to President Barack Obama because he is black, Biden said:

“Well, duh! It doesn’t. They’re racist. We’re racist. Everyone’s a racist. We just call you guys racist so the media will lick our boots and jump all over it, making you look bad.”

Biden stood from his chair and started gyrating his hips in imitation of Tom Cruise’s Tropic Thunder dance scene and started to sing: “I’m a racist, you’re a racist, he’s a racist, she’s a racist, wouldn’t you like to be a racist too? If you ain’t racist, you’re a communist!”

Informed, once his hips stopped moving, that the Democratic Party was a veritable smorgasbord of communists, Biden scratched his head and paused.

“That’s a new one,” Biden said. “I’ll have to get back to you. I never considered I could be both.”

Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi, The Wicked Witch of Congress, cried when reporters approached her about the startling news.

“I have concerns about some of the language that is being used because I saw ... I saw this myself in 2003 during the Gulf War protests," Pelosi said, choking up, tears forming in her eyes. "This kind of rhetoric is just, is really frightening and it created a climate in which we, violence took place and ... I wish that we would all, again, curb our enthusiasm in some of the statements that are made."

Asked about the scandal and how describing everyone as racists for everything they do and say devalues the meaning of the term, ABC news anchor Charles Gibson said: “I don’t even know about it. You’ve got me at a loss…. Maybe that’s one you just leave to the cables.”

For his part, Bush just grinned in Dallas when reporters crawled out of a sewer to approach him for comment. His only response was this:

UPDATE: Ah, trolls and their absolute lack of humor. the parlance of your Dear Leader, since this post was not "clear to you," allow me to explain: You protested something so indelible to our future as fighting militant Islam, and you expect a free pass because, "it was your right to free fucking speech." But when the right -- and read my fucking words, you moonbats, I am NOT a Republican...not by a longshot...because that party no longer represents me insomuch as it now represents your lesser liberal friends -- protests in defense of the fundamental core values of this country and our Constitution and our freedom...that is, personal freedom to choose our own have a lot of fucking nerve poking around this site and demeaning what I post here, when, in fact, your originality comes straight from ACORN, Dear Leader, the Dunce National Committee, and your foul fetid assholes.

So, I implore you, if you're going to troll...bring some comments I can eat your liver with a nice Chianti and some favre beans.

UPDATE II: Not one little comment? Anywhere? Feel more comfortable there in the safety of your moonbat zone? Afraid to come out and chance some razor sharp teeth? I'm highly disappointed in you....

Is Your Cat Racist?


Thursday, September 17, 2009

The Big Thrill

With apologies to blackandgoldfan ...

Obugger: You Iz Under My Powerz.

Biden: Over Under Says I'm Prez in 2 Years.

Pelosi: I Wonder When We'll Get the Threesome on.

Your Baby Is a Stone-cold Racist

With its "See Baby Discriminate" article, Newsweek joins the long list of moonbat media regurgitating the latest DNC talking point:

You're either with Obama, or you're with the racists.

Even your baby.

The evidence? DEFINITIVE PROOF! from the Children's Research Lab at the University of Texas, where kids were asked to answer these questions:

How many White people are nice?
(Almost all) (A lot) (Some) (Not many) (None)

How many Black people are nice?
(Almost all) (A lot) (Some) (Not many) (None)

During the test, the descriptive adjective "nice" was replaced with more than 20 other adjectives, like "dishonest," "pretty," "curious," and "snobby."


[The] first test of the kids revealed they weren't colorblind at all. Asked how many white people are mean, these children commonly answered, "Almost none." Asked how many blacks are mean, many answered, "Some," or "A lot." Even kids who attended diverse schools answered the questions this way.

There you have it. Racism!

To be honest with you, I much prefer Frank J.'s test, over at IMAO:


* Will only drink white milk.

* Cries when you turn up the gangster rap.

* Doesn’t like Spike Lee movies.

* Has no interest in supporting Barack Obama’s health care reform.

Regardless, you'd better get it through your thick disgusting head right now: If you don't support Obama, your baby will grow up to be racist, just like you.


Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Great Moments in Race Relations … by Democrats

With all this talk of racist marches on Washington and racist comments made during presidential speeches and racist outcry over the pResident’s policies, we really should look at the facts. We all know that the Democratic Party has a long history of racism its members want you to forget. Jimmy Carter’s rant to CNN yesterday is one way they try to pretend that we’re the racists.

What if they said what they really thought? Here's what it might look like:
Charlie Rangel: I forgot to report that I once refused to let white folks rent my Harlem brownstone.

Nancy Pelosi: God bless Barack Obama, bless his heart, president of the United States -- a total failure, losing all credibility, lying to the American people about the economy, health care, energy, you name the subject.

Harry Reid: Today’s minorities blithely cannibalize their children because they have a right to get as much “free” stuff as the political system will permit them to extract.

Robert Byrd: There are black honkies. I’ve seen a lot of black honkies in my time. That’s why I wear my KKK hood when President Obama speaks on TV.

Barack Obama: I don’t have all the facts, but I think the white kid deserved to be beaten.

Jimmy Carter: You have to admit, Joe Wilson was right. I mean, Obama was standing there acting all uppity and defiant, like he was talking to a cop. Oh…. Darn…. Was the camera rolling when I said that?

Sonya Sotomayor: We all know that judges don’t make up laws from the bench just to turn white people into second class citizens. Nudge. Nudge. Wink. Wink.

Joe Biden: I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.
Okay, so the Biden quote is real, and all of the other's except Carter's were based on real quotes. Drop them into Google and you’ll find their equally outrageous origins.

In fact, instead of putting words in their mouths (like they seem to like doing to us), I should just let the Democrats speak for themselves with these REAL racist quotes they've made over the years:
Joe Biden: You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.

Jimmy Carter: I'm not going to use the federal government's authority deliberately to circumvent the natural inclination of people to live in ethnically homogeneous neighborhoods. . . . I have nothing against a community that's made up of people who are Polish or Czechoslovakian or French-Canadian or blacks who are trying to maintain the ethnic purity of their neighborhoods.

Hillary Clinton: Mahatma Gandhi ran a gas station down in St. Louis.

Robert F. Kennedy: I did not lie awake at night worrying about the problems of Negroes.

Christopher Dodd: I do not think it is an exaggeration at all to say to my friend from West Virginia [Robert Byrd] that he would have been a great senator at any moment. . . . He would have been right during the great conflict of civil war in this nation.

Jesse Jackson: Hymies. Hymietown.

Al Sharpton: White folks was in caves while we was building empires.... We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it

Lyndon B. Johnson: These Negroes, they're getting pretty uppity these days and that's a problem for us since they've got something now they never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we've got to do something about this, we've got to give them a little something, just enough to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference. For if we don't move at all, then their allies will line up against us and there'll be no way of stopping them, we'll lose the filibuster and there'll be no way of putting a brake on all sorts of wild legislation. It'll be Reconstruction all over again.

Lyndon B. Johnson: I’ll have those n***ers voting Democratic for the next 200 years.

Hip Hop Republican

That should level the playing field for a while.

UPDATE: And how could I ever forget ... that Jimmy Carter called Obama "this black boy"?

And here's a little more interesting version.

More Evidence of Obama's Healing Powers

In Obama's America, dissent is now the highest form of racism.

How else can the words "you lie" transmogrify into a historic reprimand and a moonbat outburst from a marginalized peanut farmer who becomes more insane the older he gets?

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

How to Get Past the NY Slimes Prediction that "It'll Be Hard to Avoid Obugger Sunday"

The NY Slimes opines:
It’s going to be awfully hard to avoid President Obama on television this Sunday.
This, of course, does not take into account the majority of us who will put God and football before him.

Including pre-game, and I do add into the mix pre-mass or church reflection, that's a good 14 or 15 hours of Obama-free time. Factor in Sunday morning breakfast with the ADHDs, reading the paper (or what remains of it), and tucking the little ADHDs in later that night, and...

I'd say it's pretty easy to avoid seeing Obugger lie his ass off on This Week with George Snuffleupagus, Meet the Depressed, Face the Ablationed, the Communist News Network, and Obuggervision.

And that's the doctor's prescription for you.

Cool Words You Can Use in the House of NON-Representatives

pResident Barack Obama is something hated, something oppressive, who runs a bunch of thugs who pass themselves off as our half-baked nitwits handling foreign affairs, using legislative or judicial pork to become a disgrace to the country.

Really. It says so right here.

Sounds about right to me.

h/t: Solomon

Black Kids Beat White Kid, Cheer

Obama's election sure did bring on a post-racial era.

Read here.

See it here.

Putting Lipstick on a Pig

Hopefully I'll be posting something of significance and visiting my blogger friends' acreage within the innerwebz sometime tonight or tomorrow.

In the meantime, I'm busy in the real world (my day job), writing about the dreaded scourge, the deadly dilemma, the one and only media frenzy (other than health care legislation and tea parties and continued coverage of Joe Wilson's "racism"): Swine flu.

Let's see if I get any nasty comments from Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack for writing the terribly demeaning and offense words "swine flu."

Swine flu...

Swine flu...

Swine flu...

Remember, all swine are equal. Some are just more equal than others ... to paraphrase Orwell.

Also remember what my mentor and fellow lunatic Hunter S. Thompson once wrote: “In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile -- and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together.”

Hmm...I wonder if Vilsack's real issue with term is that it's synonymous with people in the government.

I imagine that right about now highly motivated swine everywhere are plotting my demise.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Mobsters Are Just Too Clean

After: 9/12 "Tea baggers"

After: 1/20 Obamamorons

Via Six Meat Buffet


Classic Mob Sign for All Occasions

Because it's absolutely true...


Sunday, September 13, 2009

I'm An Ugly American...

Along with all the other people depicted below.

Sooooo....fuck you Obama, Pelosi, Reid, your 3 dozen czars, and everyone else you pay for, pay off, and pay to rub your ugly moles.

Your mob enemies are here:

Click the avatar collage for some shocking images of evil incarnate.
Then click the legend to smell how huge, oh so huge, these ugly Americans are.

From BigFurhat and the conveniently irresponsible and delicously irreverent iOwnTheWorld.

Oh...and I'm the avatar who looks like he thinks he's Ralph Steadman's depiction of Hunter S. Thompson. If you get that, you've been reading this awfully stupid blog for far too long, and you should partake of the brown acid and swallow the blue pill right now.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

BREAKING IN 2011: Implantable Microchip Backfires, Kills New Health Care Plan

Sometime in the not too distant future in a land right beneath your feet….

WASHINGTON -- Amazing reports are coming in from all over the country today indicating that President Barack Obama’s new national health care plan is a fiasco -- but not for any of the reasons conservative protesters had predicted.

Shocking details reveal that a microchip implanted in all Americans receiving national health care, in accordance with text starting on page 1,000 of H.R. 3200, has turned all recipients immediately into conservatives.

“This is the single biggest mistake we could have made,” said John Holdren, Obama’s science czar. “We should have gone with forced abortions and spiked water supplies with chemicals to initiate sterilization in all women, but the president wanted to be more subtle and use the microchips and start weeding out the old and the sick. Now I don’t even think we’ll be able to abduct all of the children, if everyone’s a conservative and owns at least 100 guns, which, I understand, is compulsory for membership. We had dreamed of a nation of controllable Zombiecrats, a new world order, the final solution, but now we face certain defeat in 2012. Another genius move by the Crisismaker in Chief.”

A mandatory requirement for those enrolling in the government’s health care plan, the chips were implanted in most Americans earlier this year after all private insurance companies folded when employers stopped offering health insurance, instead taking a meager government penalty per employee in exchange for striking the expensive benefit from their budgets.

The chips were supposed to turn any American enrolled in the government plan into a raving lunatic who shuffled around, their arms (stiff with rigor mortis) held out before them, their brain shriveling inside their skull, their eyes turning opaque and vacant, their mouth moaning the blessed words, “Obama iz king…Obama iz king.”

Instead what transpired can only be called amazing.

According to Harry Simpleton, Holdren’s chief scientist on the project, it’s a matter of faulty engineering.

“We had a guy at the government-run factory accidentally load the entire text of the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and The Federalist Papers, none of which any Zombiecrat in their right mind has ever read, into the chips and… POOF! … everyone who got one is now an intelligent, limited-government, fiscally responsible conservative,” Simpleton said. “It’s the most amazing feat of social engineering I’ve ever seen.”

White House spokesman Robert “Ahhh” Gibbs said, that while the microchip program can be considered a huge failure, at least the accusations of conservative protesters from the summer of 2009 didn’t turn out to be true.

“Obviously, there is no addition to the national debt, there are no death panels, there is no government mind control, and there is no blue pill,” he said, in his customary mocking tone. “There’s also no longer a Democratic Party, but…well…ahhh…next question!”

Friday, September 11, 2009

9/11 Remembrance -- Andrew Alameno -- Project 2996

The memorial pages dedicated to the victims of September 11, 2001, speak to the lives of the 2,996 people who died that day, but mostly they speak to their loss and to what they are not here to witness today.

One of the memorial pages for Andrew Alameno, 37, who worked as a trader in the North Tower of the World Trade Center, certainly is like that:
Andy you are missed and I think about you often. God Bless your family.

Andy, I wish we had the chance to get together with the families like we talked about. I think of you often and hope you did not suffer. God Bless you and your family forever. Your buddy Rich from Mt. Saint Mary's.
As is this statement, from another memorial page about him:
Andy, I miss you so much words cannot describe it. You were my cousin and I love you. Sally, Joe, and Nina look great, but I know they miss you more than anything in this whole world. Joe looks so much like you, he is adorable. Rest in peace.
It’s the kind of thing that we should remember today and always, right in the center of our being, and keep remembering, right next to our thoughts about where the kids have to be today or what project deadline is looming or what time our favorite team is playing football on Sunday…because there are 2,996 people who died on September 11th who don’t have the opportunity to have those kinds of thoughts today, who haven’t seen their kids grow up, who never got to grow older with their wives or husbands or see their fiancĂ© on their wedding day … and who never got the chance to become the people they now would be.

Mourn their loss and honor their loss and remember their loss. It’s the only way to keep this day alive for years to come.

With that, let’s remember Andrew Alameno, in a profile written by William Kleinknecht, in THE STAR-LEDGER, found here:
The sun was rising in a clear blue sky and America was still at peace when Andrew Alameno of Westfield said goodbye to his wife, Sally, and their two children on the morning of Sept. 11. He headed for his job as a money market trader at the World Trade Center.

Sally Alameno said she had no idea she would never see her husband again. The news that her world was turning upside down came to her within minutes after the first hijacked plane struck the North Tower of the trade center.

"Someone called me on my cell phone as I was driving my son home from kindergarten and told me what happened," she said. "I raced home and turned on the television."

What she and millions of other television viewers saw were flames licking out of the upper floors of the North Tower. Mr. Alameno, 37, worked as a trader for Cantor Fitzgerald Securities, a firm on the 105th floor of the tower, above the inferno.

After the collapse of the buildings, Sally Alameno's brother was in Manhattan and went through all the crisis centers and filed a missing person report, until the family gradually gave up hope.

Sally Alameno said her husband's chief hobbies were his two children, Joseph, 5, and Nina, 2, and his regular golf outings. But she said what distinguished him most as a man was how much he was loved by others.

"He was the most wonderful father," Sally said, "and loved by everyone. I can't believe how many people have come by here and been in touch with us."
Read about other victims at Project 2996.

9/11 Remembrance -- James Walsh -- Project 2996

Back when life was a lot more simple and my view of the world was a lot less clear, September 11th happened.

Then everything changed, for obvious reasons.

Eight years later I still don't have the words to describe what that day was like, how I felt then, or what it means now.

I do know I am not the same....

On the one year anniversary of that day, the university I then worked at asked employees to plant an American flag on the lawn of the Cathedral of Learning, one for each of the nearly 3,000 people who died that day.

I picked the flag bearing the name (taped upon the wooden dowel shaft) of James Walsh, from Scotch Plains, New Jersey, who died in the destruction of One World Trade Center. In the last 7 years, I've moved three times to two different states, hauling everything I own some 2,500 miles. James Walsh's flag has always gone with me; I see it every day on display in my home even now.

I picked James Walsh to honor today when I found out about Project 2996, which is dedicated to remembering the people who died that day.

Here is the touching tribute previously published in The Star-Ledger, found here.
When Kathleen Walsh Karlen adopted her son Connor from Korea -- a 2-year-old who found the transition from East to West sometimes unbearable -- it was his Uncle Jim who could calm Connor's emotional storms.

No one in the family was surprised. Jim Walsh was the fun uncle, the friend everyone wanted to hang with, the nice guy with the big heart who was never afraid to show it, said another sister, Carol Walsh Murphy.

"I'm sure everyone who was lost at the World Trade Center has somebody who says they are a great guy, but to call Jimmy great sells him short," Murphy said. "He was fun and funny, and at the same time, he taught us all how to be a little more loving."

James Walsh, 37, didn't make one last call to his family from the 104th floor of One World Trade Center, where he worked as a computer programmer for Cantor Fitzgerald, but his family said it didn't matter, "because he said 'I love you' every way possible, every day of the year."

He said it in the way he read books every night to his daughter, Caroline, who turned 2 the day the Twin Towers crashed to earth.

When news came that the Scotch Plains resident was missing, boys he knew in high school in Westfield and people who remembered him from King's College in Wilkes-Barre, Pa., called to help.

Sean McDonough, from Montgomery, Pa., recalled him in an e-mail: ". . . His friends in Pennsylvania and around the country have been warmed by his presence and will miss him terribly . . . He loved being a dad and through his relationship with Caroline, he showed me a way to be a better parent with my kids.

"We are left with the void of the thousands of people like Jim Walsh who died last week," McDonough added, "but I will tell everyone who listens about my friend Jim and how much he meant to me and my life."

In addition to his daughter, Mr. Walsh is survived by his wife, Kate; his parents, Frank and Mary Lou of Spring Lake; two brothers, Thomas of Westfield and Peter of Spring Lake; and two sisters, Kathleen Walsh Karlen of Woodbridge, Va., and Carol Walsh Murphy of Tampa, Fla.

Profile by Judy Peet published in THE STAR-LEDGER.
Really, there is nothing more I can add to what Ms. Peet wrote, except that...I will always make sure, wherever I live, James Walsh's flag will have a place in my home.

Here is a memorial page set up to remember him. Please visit and leave a kind message.

Later today, I'll be posting a second remembrance about Andrew Alameno, who also died in the World Trade Center.

UPDATE: If you get a chance, please visit Exblogitate for an excellent compilation of Allahpundit's eyewitness remembrances of that terrible day.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Poor, Whiny Zombiecrats

They can dish it, but they sure can't take it.

Need some diapers Rahmbo, Pinky (Harry Reid's childhood nickname), Joey, or Wicked Witch of Congress? I'll bet Al has some extras.

And for the little trolls...I know the image is Shopped; did you know this one was?

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

"You Lie"

That's right, Joe Wilson, he is a liar.
UPDATE: Again, and again, and again.
After all, doesn't Obugger sound like a dad scolding a bunch of kids who just did as he does and not as he said to do? And did you catch Nancy Pelosi's look? It's almost as if she just heard a recording of herself calling the American people Nazis.

Bugger off, Obugger. You do broken record sinking into irrelevancy fake high-IQ whiny asshole with terrible poll numbers whose only claim to fame is getting passed a Porkulus bill that hasn't done jack while you lose the respect of more Americans by the Teleprompter sound byte.

You may be a resident of the White House, but you're no president of the United States, no more than, say, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is. Obviously, since you're not listening to hundreds of thousands of Americans and, on Saturday, upwards of a million, you think you're president only of you.

Believe me...whatever you say does not go...not by a long shot.


LEAKED! Tonight's BRAND SPANKIN' NEW, Never Before Been Uttered in 92 Previous Speeches, Health Care Message from Obama



Make your own at I Can Has Cheezburger.

Monday, September 7, 2009

All Your Hand Washes Are Belong to Us


"Kids, wash your hands." More great expert advice from the king of the moonbat zombies.

Should they also stop breathing, Dr. Evil? I'm betting that would be great for your spiraling deficit and your need to have national health care passed.

UPDATE: And will Democrats investigate the production of Obugger's speech to the kiddies... like they did when HW talked to kiddies in 1991?

Probably not; they're too busy fighting amongst themselves... exactly the place we need them to be. While they're at it, maybe they can do us all a favor and cough on each other and shake hands without washing.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Cult of Dickheadery

I used to love this song. Back in the '80s I was a bit less political than today's 40-plus version of me.

Why should I be political? I was just out of high school; I was single; I was drinking premium German beer at the age of 19 in the streets of Frankfurt, friggin' legally; and I had a girlfriend who got a boob job at the expense of the government (yeah, that's right, national health care gave me a few pleasant nights).

What the Hell did I know?


Man, we were in a band. I was the singer. I was slim and virile and stupid as can be. I actually thought I was the cult of personality when this tune by Living Colour (an all-black rock band) came out.

We thought it was cool to play the tune, to associate with its sentiment.

What did we know. We had no idea it would lead to this:

h/t: Moonbattery

Obama Initiates Cash for Czars Program

WASHINGTON -- In a striking move aimed at both shoring up his failing agenda and hoping to stop his administration from hemorrhaging into the worst since Jimmy Peanut-brained Carter’s, pResident Barack Obama today unveiled a bold new Cash for Czars program.

Van Jones was an environmentally-conscious Communist dedicated to outlandish statements, un-concealable past indiscretions, and irrepressible acts of irresponsibility,” Obama said during an impromptu news conference in the Rose Garden Sunday, attended by only a few remaining media friends, in particular Chris Matthews. “We admit to incredible breaches in our czar evaluation system. As a result, by the executive order I signed this morning, I’ve introduced a plan to weed out czars -- who report to no one but me -- with an incentive program.

“The Cash for Czars program will ask our currently estimated three dozen czars -- hell, I don’t even know how many toes I have at any given moment, so how can I be expected to know how many czars report to me,” Obama asked, looking away from his teleprompter to bask in a moment of infatuation with what’s left of his beloved press, in particular Keith Olbermann, “-- to answer three basic questions. One: 'What... is your name?' Two: 'What... is your quest?' Three: 'What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? '

“He who shall answer these questions three shall be allowed to cross the Bridge of Czars, but, yea, he who shall miss any of these questions three shall be given a lump sum severance package amounting to a half-million dollars or their expected salary over the next 3.4 years, whichever comes out higher.”

However, in tough questioning immediately after his remarks, ABC’s Jake Tapper put the pResident on the spot: “When you say ‘unladen swallow’; what do you mean: African or European?”

Obama slyly deferred to his behind-the-scenes mastermind, Valerie Jarrett, who had hand-picked Jones for Green Jobs czar and fortunately replied: “I…I…I don’t know that.”

And with that, Jarrett was unsuspectingly cast not into the Gorge of Eternal Severance but, amazingly, into the Gorge of Eternal Peril, and Obama subsequently announced an alternative three-point plan for restoring The Republic to its natural order:


I Guess Being Racism Czar Was Too Much for Him

Van Gogogogogos.

Dear Van...

I'm sorry that I published "lies" about you by linking to your actual statements and actions.

I have just one question: Will you later claim your resignation doesn't represent your views because you signed it without reading it?

Saturday, September 5, 2009

I Give Obugger the Middle Finger

Like this video does...


Friday, September 4, 2009

Van Jones Named Racism Czar

WASHINGTON -- Breaking new ground in race relations, President Barack Obama today gave controversial Green Jobs czar Van Jones another role at the White House: the nation’s first Racism czar.

“I unveiled only the tip of the iceberg when I said the Cambridge police acted stupidly and subsequently complained about the history of racial profiling in this country,” Obama said during a press conference in the Blue Room at the White House, Jones standing nearby wearing a Kanye Was Right t-shirt. “With Van Jones as the point man on race relations in the White House, we’ll have white people burning their own neighborhoods out of fear in no time.”

Jones, an avowed communist, whose role models include Marx, Lenin, and Mao, was named Green Jobs czar earlier this year. He now adds the official title of Black Instigation Zealot (BIZ) and will team up with another expert racist, Al “White Folks Was in Caves While We Was Building Empires” Sharpton, who was named vice BIZ czar in a later ceremony.

White polluters and white environmentalists and Republican assholes, be afraid; be very afraid,” Jones said in remarks that followed the president’s. “We’re going to make the days of ‘Free Mumia’ look tame. Oh, and I got something special for members of the Bush administration for deliberately allowing 9/11 to happen.”

Jones said his department will emphasize the need for stripping away typical white cultural hang-ups across the nation, like cops beating up black people. As such, his first order of business will combine his two roles.

“We’re going to create green jobs by using FEMA detention camps as reeducation classrooms, where all white people will be taught how to act like plants,” he said. Members of ACORN and Organizing for America were dispatched immediately following the press conference to begin the process of hauling white people into reeducation camps already established in every state in the country.

Jones also plans to make a public appearance on Sesame Street, where, sources say, he will call Oscar the Grouch a “dumbass white guy in a puppet suit.” An HBO race education special with Dave Chappelle, called “The Race Pixies Go to Washington,” is also rumored to be in the works.

Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele called the appointment appalling, but no white people spoke out, perhaps in light of Obama’s “fear” comment.

Vice President Joe Biden, always one to offer an opinion, even when no one cares about it, said the appointment was equally as brilliant as spending more money than we have in order to bring down the deficit.

“It’s always good to have two articulate and bright and clean and nice-looking African-American men around,” Biden said.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

DANGEROUS Finger Biting Moonbat at Large!

Authorities are looking for a Democrat with beady eyes, flesh peeling from his body, an incredibly shrinking brain, and the victim's blood still encrusted on his lips.

He will walk in a herky-jerky manner indicative of someone with rigor mortis.

If you see or know this zombie dressed in black...

Click to enlarge

...please call the Ventura County police at the number in this link (really).

We wouldn't want the spread of the moonbat zombie virus to infect any more than the 62 million moonbats who already have it. (Let's hope Mr. Rice recovers at all.)

Wait...beware...there are more!

h/t: iOwnTheWorld

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

BREAKING! Secret Death Panel Orders Democrats to Take the Blue Pill

WASHINGTON -- Rather than continuing to fund expensive health care for foundering politicians, particularly when the president brags he’s “got a doctor who follows me everywhere,” a secret panel of bureaucrats has ordered Democrats to take the blue pill.

The decision comes as President Barack Obama’s agenda continues to crumble, evidenced by a cap and tax bill going nowhere in the Senate and a contentious health care plan that no longer offers a public option and a plummeting approval rating hovering just barely above 40 percent only 8 months after his inauguration.

This means that Democrats will continue to live in bliss, ignorant of their fractious factions having no idea whatsoever how to be a real party and coalesce under a potential crushing majority and of their predictable ability to self destruct and of their lack of understanding of why millions of Americans are attending Tea Parties, Recess Rallies, and Town Hall meetings in anger, to protest federal insanity not seen since the 1960s.

It will also be as if Obama were never elected: he’ll never know that young people and senior citizens and members of his own base (to quote the enemy, even) think he’s a useless tool who can’t get anything done despite a mesmerizing message during the campaign that now translates into the reality of being “hopeless change."

Members of the “death” panel attributed their decision to the ground-breaking work of Obama’s chief health advisor, Ezekiel Emmanuel, brother of the president’s union thug enforcer, Rahm Emmanuel, according to a report obtained by Feed Your ADHD. The report says: “politicians without any concept of how to handle their duties, and the bureaucrats they appoint, should be sacrificed for the common good, immediately.”

Rather than take the blue pill, Dr. Emmanuel decided, instead, to take his own life, via autoerotic asphyxiation. Others were not so lucky…or, maybe they were.

“Hey…I take the little blue pill all the time, and I’m quite comfortable with the erection lasting longer than 4 hours,” said Vice President Joe Biden. “I just put it to good use out there at the Lincoln Memorial. I’ve found a girl who works out of the back of a PT Cruiser; she knows how to handle such things, and she’s helped me become quite fond of humping Lincoln’s stone leg.”

Reports indicate that Obama went off to Camp David today as a ruse to continue his summer vacation, but in actuality to take his blue pill in the relative torture of a place where Ronald Reagan spent much of his time as president, Obama hopelessly thinking he’d learn something about accomplishing anything at all from America’s last great president. Instead, sources say, Obama found the Ghost of the Gipper was only interested in telling Obama to “take the pill; take the pill. Do us all a favor, and take the pill.”

At the same time, Senate majority leader Harry Reid is said to have stood on the Hoover Dam wondering if he should jump and take his own life or pop his pill and continue his blissful ignorance; unfortunately he finally decided that someone might say his death was “going to help us,” and he took the blue pill.

Interestingly, it is possible that Henry Waxman may have given his blue pill to his illegitimate child, Bat Boy. Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi, the Wicked Witch of Congress, may or may not have taken her pill, but she obviously took something because she was seen this morning flying up and down The Mall on her broom, shouting, “I’ll get you, my pretties. I’ll get you!”


Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Ted Kennedy Announces Candidacy for President of Hell

With gracious thanks to BigFurHat over at for creating a fantastic image to go with this piece.

Hell, Circle 8.5 -- Just a week after his death, the greatest grafter of all time, former Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy, announced today that he was running for president of the netherworld.

“This place is a disgrace,” Kennedy said, while bathing in boiling resin and drinking a fifth of Bushmills and getting a massage from a demon named Lilith. “It looks like it’s been run by Republicans. The pagans and unbaptized babies are out of work. The lustful have lost their libido. The gluttons are starving. The hoarders are giving their possessions away. The wrathful can’t stop apologizing. The heretics have found religion. The violent have become docile. The pimps have stopped wearing fedoras and purple suits. The flatterers have gone silent. The simonists have stopped selling pardons. The soothsayers have stopped making fortune cookies. The politicians have started giving back people’s money. The hypocrites have stopped living lies. Thieves are stealing only from themselves. Deceivers are being honest. Sowers of discord have become pacifists. Falsifiers have discovered truth. And the treacherous have become huggable teddy bears.

“It’s like Martha’s Vineyard down here. It must stop, and stop now. It’s embarrassing. What would they think above ground if anyone found out?”

Kennedy said he promises a typical liberal reform platform: “We’ll restore the redistribution of wealth, spread misery equally among all classes, harvest the brains of anyone who's not yet a zombie, and curtail all freedoms and enjoyments. Why, you can’t come to hell for a suntan!”

His running mate will be Yuri Andropov, once the Soviet premier and Kennedy’s old pen pal.

The former U.S. Senator, most known for his rotund physique and vicious political attacks and inability to drive over water, said he’s just the man to come in and clean up a realm beset by years of increasingly lackluster observance of the rules of inflicting excruciating torture and eternal pain on Hell’s dwellers.

“This place has so much sloth and lascivious behavior and enjoyment going on, you'd think it was the U.S. Senate chambers at midnight during a vote on economic stimulus,” Kennedy said.

His first order of business, Kennedy added, would be organizing all demons, an often fractious group of heathens who would just as soon chew each other’s scales off as collaborate, into a well-oiled political machine that can strong-arm the supporters of any opponent into throwing their evil charms behind him. He also said he’d release all of the whores from their shackles and put them to work, secretly, to entrap the current hierarchy of power in Hell in compromising positions, such as being kind and benevolent to strangers.

Kennedy has his work cut out for him. Back in the 1950s, after Joseph Stalin died and moved here, Adolf Hitler recruited him in an attempt to overthrow Satan and form a Communist-Fascist dictatorship, but Satan fought back, having his best Gorgons unleash parasitic worms to infect the brains of both mass murderers. They’ve been hanging from either side of a Tree of Death ever since, forced to face and curse one another for all eternity.

But that was back when Hell was a bad place to be, and even those closest to Baal say he just isn’t the same cruel devil he used to be.

“I think it’s the age thing,” said one of Satan’s confidants, a three-armed, four-legged demon with 47 eyes and four humans pierced through his tongue. “He’s been waiting to take over the earth for so long, he appears to be going soft. Plus, with guys like Kim Jong-Il and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and U.S. President Barack Obama around, Hell is kinda starting to look like valuable real estate.”

Beelzebub himself seemed flattered by the challenge, according to his spokesman, Richard “Ahhh” Gibbs (twin brother of the chief flak for Obama).

“Satan was very pleased when he found out Senator Kennedy would be coming here,” Gibbs said. “That’s why he offered him a position of prestige among the grafters. The President himself enjoys a turn in boiling resign now and then, and was even gracious enough to give Lilith, one of his concubines, to the good Senator as a welcome gift.

“But really, we don’t think it’s anything to worry about. I’m sure Satan and the senator can work things out this weekend when they plan to have a picnic near the Circle of Cocytus (“wailing river”), in Lower Hell.

“In fact, Mr. Kennedy is so kind he’s even offered to drive.”

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