Showing posts with label Smoke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smoke. Show all posts

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Was Obama High? Of Friggin' COURSE He Was!

YouTube has disabled embedding of this video of Steve Croft's curiously pungent smoke-filled interview with b. Hussein for CBS..."upon request"...but just like the president...ve 'ave vays of making 'im tolk (on camera):



Credit (big friggin' time): FleetwoodFactor.
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Smoke 'em if You Got 'em -- at Your Desk


In honor of April Fool's day, I'm posting only real news today (what a friggin' concept).

Now you can smoke from your desk! The healthier, smokeless, geekier way to smoke!
Need a nicotine fix but can't leave your cube? No problem! Puff on a Health E-Cigarette from Thanko! Identical to pretty much every other electronic cigarette out there, the $30 device "uses a heating element to vaporize a nicotine solution to supposedly give you a purer smoking experience," which is just fancy marketing jargon for, "short-circuit and burn your office to the ground." Trust me folks, I hold a Master's in Marketing.
Problem: It still won't help defray the cost of that .62 cent federal tax on every pack that went into effect today.
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Old Nigerian Dude Caught With Huge Smoke Stash

In honor of April Fool's day, I'm posting only real news today (what a friggin' concept).

Maybe smoking pot is why he's 114...it certainly explains him claiming to be that old...

"Dude...how old am I? Umm...114...I think...uhhhuhhuhhuh..."

LAGOS (Reuters) - Nigeria's anti-narcotics agency confiscated 6.5 tones of marijuana Tuesday from the home of a man who claimed to be 114 years old.

The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) said it had found 254 sacks of cannabis at the home of Sulaiman Adebayo in Ogun state, north of the commercial capital Lagos.

"The quantity of drugs suggests a large scale involvement ... There is more to the case than Pa Sulaiman," NDLEA chairman Ahmadu Giade said in a statement.

Adebayo, who said he had been a farmer all his life, told police he thought the sacks contained rice.

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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Ahhhhh...Ahhhhh...Robert Gibbs Moment o' the Day

A new series on the daily press briefings of b. Hussein's rumbling, bumbling, fumbling, stumbling Press Secretary Robert "Ahhhhh" Gibbs....

Is this guy for real? Or did he toke up before this press conference about the issue of legalizing marijuana?

I'm thinking he's talking about b. Hussein asking people to email him about whether or not he should legalize smoke, but, with Gibbs, it's always difficult to tell what the hell's going on....

And just where the hell are Cheech and Chong in these difficult times of humorless reality TV/Internet, anyway?

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