Tuesday, February 9, 2010

TOTUS Is TOAST


TELEPROMPTER
FAIL!!

In an unprecedented incident, both of the President's primary teleprompters (TOTUS1 and TOTUS2) failed to come online this afternoon.

The President's troubles did not end there. Also failing to operate were the President's Main Backup Teleprompter (MBKUPTOTUS), the Mini-Mobile Remote Teleprompter (TOTUS R2-D2), and the high earth-orbit Sat Tel Star Teleprompter (GODTOTUS).

Due to scheduling conflicts there was no other choice for White House officials but to use the simplest means of reminding the President of his priorities during today's impromptu White House press conference.

11 comments:

Teresa Rice said...

Both TOTUS and POTUS in their gayness hare having technical difficulties. BRAIN DEAD

Bunni said...

It's a wonder the POS can dress himself without his handlers helping him.
They have alot of nerve mocking Sarah for a few little words....when he
can't even recite his many names without TWO teleprompters helping him.
Asshat!

Most Rev. Archbishop Gregori said...

BUNNI said: "It's a wonder the POS can dress himself without his handlers helping him. ..."

Perhaps they do help him. Personally I don't think he is capable of cleaning his own butt.

silverfiddle said...

Ha ha! He misspelled "sects"

MK said...

Oh this must be the 'rare' press conference i heard about, the great orator without his electronic aids, rare indeed.

Don said...

ROFLMAO!! The Doctor of Snarkology stirkes again!

Ex-parrot said...

Godtotus! Lol!

labcat said...

it should have said "hot man secks"
too funny sig. i've got to find a vid for this.

Snarky Basterd said...

Sorry, Don, I'd like to take credit, but this post is by sig94.

Woodsterman said...

So, he likes that girl on girl ....

Snarky Basterd said...

Man...that's awesome (the pic, that is).

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