Marc Lamont Hill: A Black Taskmaster for the Democratic Party

I think this country needs to relish the days when a black man recognized the significance of the Republican Party, when real black men like Martin Luther King and Jackie Robinson recognized that the party of Lyndon Baines Johnson intended to enslave them for the next 100 years.

Because the black man of the 21st Century who identifies himself as a Democrat is nothing more than a sycophant, a willing shill for the Master, the Democratic Machine, provided he gets, in the common parlance of the ghetto -- no matter what color you are -- "paid."

Nowhere else is this more evidenced than by Fox News black poster child, aka Columbia University associate professor Marc Lamont Hill, who dishonestly asks, "Why do white Republican candidates hate poor people?"

Yet put him to the task to back up his sweeping generalities -- his, dare I be racist and say, "stereotyping" of "white people" (since Republicans are all, you know, white people) -- Marc Lamont Hill is as silent as every black woman who ever rode in the back of a bus before Rosa Parks. But not because he's scared; it's because he's a liberal professor with a cushy job who doesn't have the time of day to talk to people who don't share his skin color, unlike Mitt Romney.

I'll be the first to say that Mittens is not my candidate; I'll be the first to say there isn't ONE Republican in the 2012 field who is my candidate. I'm growing to be a grumpy old man before my time, middle-aged, stagnant in his profession, and tired of seeing the lesser of two evils as the path to prosperity for America. But I'm a realist, and anybody but Obama put to the grindstone by a Republican Senate and House in 2013 looks better than King I'll-Do-It-With-Or-Without-Congress, be it Mittens or Newt or the ghost of Ronald Reagan.

But when you ask a man to own up to his statements, when you tell a man who questions the integrity of Republican candidates -- and therefore Republican voters -- to own up to what he says, and he hasn't the time of day to respond, you start to wonder.

I mean it's not too unreasonable to respond to this: "Hey Doc, I don't have enough human digits to count the poor conservatives I know. How's your thesis now?" It does, after all, put him on the spot: I'm not black, I'm poor, and I'm conservative. Just how in the world could I be so damned wrong?

Moreover, if Mr. Hill is going to call into question the credibility of Republican candidates, he's more than open game for someone calling his credibility into question: "Don't you think that grand, sweeping, untruthful statements about 'cons hating the poor' are disingenuous?'"

But that's the point. He doesn't have to respond to questions about what he says. He's a black man; there's a black man in the White House. How on earth could he go wrong? Nevermind that the "black man" in the White House just shut down a major opportunity for Americans to have jobs (which has his precious labor unions so pissed they want to storm the White House) in an economic climate where the "unemployment rate" is dropping simply because people -- black, brown, green, orange, white, yellow -- have given up looking for jobs. It's Hill's stump, and he's a swashbuckling liberal New York professor with a fast-talking mouth ... and a brain the size of a peanut.

And I dont' fault him. It's a Brave New World. Why the Democrats have just proposed to establish a Reasonable Profits Board. Wesley Mouch would be proud. (If you're uninitiated, the Mouch reference is from Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged -- and you're living it.) But if Marc Lamont Hill were honest -- really honest -- he'd tell you that the next time you see a black liberal castigating Republicans of any sort on TV, it's only because his media fame pays him better in the long run than his day job. In other words, Marc Lamont Hill hates you, Whitey. In fact, just read his Twitter feed to see how racist he really is. He is, after all, cop-killer Mumia Abu-Jamal's publisher.

Cross-posted at PatDollard.com.

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Marc Lamont Hill: A Black Taskmaster for the Democratic Party

Limbaugh Dropped from Rams Group; Will Run for President Instead; Letterman, Meanwhile, Apologizes for Olbermann Rape Comments

ST. LOUIS -- Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh today was booted from a group seeking to buy the St. Louis Rams because fabricated Wikiquotes now constitute rock solid evidence on which the MSM can base race card smear campaigns.

Limbaugh, meanwhile, said on his radio show that he'll take his $450 billion personal war chest -- earned exclusively by the increasingly anachronistic expression "sweat of his own brow" -- and launch a bid for the Republican presidential nomination against Democrat pResident Barack Obama in 2012.

"Folks, I don't even know if he plans to run for a second term; I don't even know if he cares. But I assure you, it would be impossible for a man of such hubris, such incredible narcissism, to park his Cadillac and avoid being president for 4 more years and not make even worse mistakes than he's done during his first year. Folks, I'm here to tell you that, no matter what, ElRusshhhbo is going to put a stop to him, once and for all."

CBS' David Letterman, meanwhile, applauded Limbaugh for his fortitude.

"He's the only man I know who can lose 90 pounds in 5 months and still carry enough ghostly weight to terrify the begeezus out of people. I mean, it's been said that slavery has its merit."

Letterman's monologue, which has taken on a tone of extreme seriousness since he embarrassed his wife by admitting to having affairs with young female staffers, tonight got even more bizarre.

"You know, I've had my share of troubles recently, and I've made some incredible apologies, but I have to say that apologizing for MSNBC's Keith Olbermann has to be one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. I'm talking about Olbermann's recent comments about Roman Polanski. Here, why don't you listen to this, and you'll know what I mean.

"The exact quote is as follows:

Roman Polanski is being hung in effigy by the fascist Christian right, who claim he is the posterboy for what is wrong with the American left. Polanski's crime was no biggie, and if I were in his shoes, I'd hit that, too. Without hesitation. She looked older and was asking for it.

"If you could hear the rest of the report, folks, you'd not even worry about a source. You don't need one. It sounds like something a cartoonish caricature of Olbermann would say, so he therefore said it.

"And I won't even get into why I think LGF's Charles Johnson hates the Easter Bunny."

P.S. But we can get into totally real and not fake stupid quotes made by Democrats.

P.P.S. And where there are some, there are always more great momments in race relations ... by Democrats.

P.P.P.S. Of course, it would help if anyone could even prove Rush's RACIST! statements were real. Maybe it's because CNN and the rest of the MSM are too busy fact-checking anti-Obama jokes to fact-check their own reporting.

P.P.P.P.S. So let's get down to brass tacks: If Limbaugh is such a racist, why does the MSM need fabricated quotes to prove it?

P.P.P.P.P.S. It figures that a bunch of lawyers probably made up the fake quotes. More here.

P.P.P.P.P.P. S. And then Rush Limbaugh spoke.

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Limbaugh Dropped from Rams Group; Will Run for President Instead; Letterman, Meanwhile, Apologizes for Olbermann Rape Comments

Bush Was Black; Left Is Racist!

WASHINGTON -- In a stunning development, several sources revealed yesterday that former President George W. Bush has been wearing theatrical gloves and a mask all these years -- to hide the fact that he is actually black.

The sources, all key members of the Democratic Caucus, also indicated that leftists have known all along of Bush’s real skin color but chose not to reveal the shocker in order to continue protesting his Gulf War policies and his determined effort to weave Bushisms into the English lexicon.

“I knew it all along! Everyone on the left is racist,” said Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele. “By they’re own admission: If you don’t agree with a president’s policies, you must not like his skin color. They protested Bush! They’re racist! Racist! Racist!”

Howard Dean, head of the Democratic National Committee, refused to comment.

Vice President Joe Biden, however, went out of his way to make himself available, cancelling his planned meetings with Kurdish oil leaders in Iraq and, instead, flew back to the states to appear on all the primetime news programs, releasing this statement beforehand:

“If the president can have all of the Sunday talk shows and Letterman, I can have prime time. More people watch the nighttime shows anyway.”

His first appearance was on Hannity.

“You guys didn’t know? Geez … and you call me a dunce,” a smirking Biden said. “Yeah, we knew it all along. My comment about Barack being the first clean and articulate African-American presidential candidate was a ruse. We would have told the world years ago, but Bush had such a terrible Texas drawl we figured no one would believe us. Hmm…maybe I did mean that clean and articulate comment.”

Asked how this new development changes the controversy stirring up the media demons this week, that people who protested town hall meetings and marched on Washington were just opposed to President Barack Obama because he is black, Biden said:

“Well, duh! It doesn’t. They’re racist. We’re racist. Everyone’s a racist. We just call you guys racist so the media will lick our boots and jump all over it, making you look bad.”

Biden stood from his chair and started gyrating his hips in imitation of Tom Cruise’s Tropic Thunder dance scene and started to sing: “I’m a racist, you’re a racist, he’s a racist, she’s a racist, wouldn’t you like to be a racist too? If you ain’t racist, you’re a communist!”

Informed, once his hips stopped moving, that the Democratic Party was a veritable smorgasbord of communists, Biden scratched his head and paused.

“That’s a new one,” Biden said. “I’ll have to get back to you. I never considered I could be both.”

Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi, The Wicked Witch of Congress, cried when reporters approached her about the startling news.

“I have concerns about some of the language that is being used because I saw ... I saw this myself in 2003 during the Gulf War protests," Pelosi said, choking up, tears forming in her eyes. "This kind of rhetoric is just, is really frightening and it created a climate in which we, violence took place and ... I wish that we would all, again, curb our enthusiasm in some of the statements that are made."

Asked about the scandal and how describing everyone as racists for everything they do and say devalues the meaning of the term, ABC news anchor Charles Gibson said: “I don’t even know about it. You’ve got me at a loss…. Maybe that’s one you just leave to the cables.”

For his part, Bush just grinned in Dallas when reporters crawled out of a sewer to approach him for comment. His only response was this:


UPDATE: Ah, trolls and their absolute lack of humor.

Um...in the parlance of your Dear Leader, since this post was not "clear to you," allow me to explain: You protested something so indelible to our future as fighting militant Islam, and you expect a free pass because, "it was your right to free fucking speech." But when the right -- and read my fucking words, you moonbats, I am NOT a Republican...not by a longshot...because that party no longer represents me insomuch as it now represents your lesser liberal friends -- protests in defense of the fundamental core values of this country and our Constitution and our freedom...that is, personal freedom to choose our own destiny...you have a lot of fucking nerve poking around this site and demeaning what I post here, when, in fact, your originality comes straight from ACORN, Dear Leader, the Dunce National Committee, and your foul fetid assholes.

So, I implore you, if you're going to troll...bring some comments on...so I can eat your liver with a nice Chianti and some favre beans.

UPDATE II: Not one little comment? Anywhere? Feel more comfortable there in the safety of your moonbat zone? Afraid to come out and chance some razor sharp teeth? I'm highly disappointed in you....

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Bush Was Black; Left Is Racist!

Great Moments in Race Relations … by Democrats

With all this talk of racist marches on Washington and racist comments made during presidential speeches and racist outcry over the pResident’s policies, we really should look at the facts. We all know that the Democratic Party has a long history of racism its members want you to forget. Jimmy Carter’s rant to CNN yesterday is one way they try to pretend that we’re the racists.

What if they said what they really thought? Here's what it might look like:

Charlie Rangel: I forgot to report that I once refused to let white folks rent my Harlem brownstone.

Nancy Pelosi: God bless Barack Obama, bless his heart, president of the United States -- a total failure, losing all credibility, lying to the American people about the economy, health care, energy, you name the subject.

Harry Reid: Today’s minorities blithely cannibalize their children because they have a right to get as much “free” stuff as the political system will permit them to extract.

Robert Byrd: There are black honkies. I’ve seen a lot of black honkies in my time. That’s why I wear my KKK hood when President Obama speaks on TV.

Barack Obama: I don’t have all the facts, but I think the white kid deserved to be beaten.

Jimmy Carter: You have to admit, Joe Wilson was right. I mean, Obama was standing there acting all uppity and defiant, like he was talking to a cop. Oh…. Darn…. Was the camera rolling when I said that?

Sonya Sotomayor: We all know that judges don’t make up laws from the bench just to turn white people into second class citizens. Nudge. Nudge. Wink. Wink.

Joe Biden: I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.

Okay, so the Biden quote is real, and all of the other's except Carter's were based on real quotes. Drop them into Google and you’ll find their equally outrageous origins.

In fact, instead of putting words in their mouths (like they seem to like doing to us), I should just let the Democrats speak for themselves with these REAL racist quotes they've made over the years:

Joe Biden: You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.

Jimmy Carter: I'm not going to use the federal government's authority deliberately to circumvent the natural inclination of people to live in ethnically homogeneous neighborhoods. . . . I have nothing against a community that's made up of people who are Polish or Czechoslovakian or French-Canadian or blacks who are trying to maintain the ethnic purity of their neighborhoods.

Hillary Clinton: Mahatma Gandhi ran a gas station down in St. Louis.

Robert F. Kennedy: I did not lie awake at night worrying about the problems of Negroes.

Christopher Dodd: I do not think it is an exaggeration at all to say to my friend from West Virginia [Robert Byrd] that he would have been a great senator at any moment. . . . He would have been right during the great conflict of civil war in this nation.

Jesse Jackson: Hymies. Hymietown.

Al Sharpton: White folks was in caves while we was building empires.... We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it

Lyndon B. Johnson: These Negroes, they're getting pretty uppity these days and that's a problem for us since they've got something now they never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we've got to do something about this, we've got to give them a little something, just enough to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference. For if we don't move at all, then their allies will line up against us and there'll be no way of stopping them, we'll lose the filibuster and there'll be no way of putting a brake on all sorts of wild legislation. It'll be Reconstruction all over again.

Lyndon B. Johnson: I’ll have those n***ers voting Democratic for the next 200 years.

Sources:
Hip Hop Republican

WSJ

That should level the playing field for a while.

UPDATE: And how could I ever forget ... that Jimmy Carter called Obama "this black boy"?

And here's a little more interesting version.

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Great Moments in Race Relations … by Democrats