Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Where is Al Gore?

Where is Al Gore? I have been looking high and low for him since the East Anglia emails were made public and I see neither hide nor hair of the Mighty Gore.

And now that the Mid-Atlantic states are sweltering under several feet of Global Warming Flakes™ with more on the way, I think Al should make himself available to calm the affected populations and, oooooooh, who knows, lend a shovel.



Has anybody heeeeeeeere seen my old friend Al?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He screwed alot of people,
Some of them died so young...
Since the emails, he's been gone.


Some pretty special "people" really, really miss Mr. Al.


15 comments:

Teresa Rice said...

Al Gore the Whore is hiding from the public because his scam has been uncovered. He's probably cooking up another scam on how to screw more people out of their money.

Angel said...

ha snowed under here big time!:)

Matt said...

If he doesn't show up soon, the Gorecalytes will begin ritual suicide. Come to think of it...take a break Al, you deserve it!

sig94 said...

We can only hope that they'll do it en masse, lemming like.

Robbins Mitchell said...

anAL GOREtentive

silverfiddle said...

He should be running like hell out of town covered in tar and feathers like the medicine show charlatan he is.

Most Rev. Archbishop Gregori said...

It is so sad to see that poor polar bear after Gore corrupted its morals. I think Gore is hiding under his bed, which is a place that must be very crowded with all his space cadet friends under there too.

sig94 said...

The only depiction I ever saw of a tar and feathering was in the HBO special "John Adams." It was not pretty. Boiling tar poured on a naked man tied to a rail.... and feathers. I can imagine many men did not survive this form of punishment.

But with Al - I would buy the DVD.

Bunni said...

Al Whore knows his jig is up. This proves it's a big fat flakey LIE....otherwise he'd be out and about continuing to push his global warming lie. Now that he's in hiding, we know he's guilty. I think we should send an amber alert out for him, and when he's found, lock him up and throw away the key! He has corrupted enough polar bears!

dj said...

AL Gore may be seen/heard at the end of the month.
http://www.edurg.org/events/ps/speakers.asp

dj said...

Seems he will not be talking about global warming but education

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/al-gore-to-discuss-future-of-education-at-edurg-conference-2010-83939252.html

King Shamus said...

Could it be possible that Al Gore has been shamed into science?

Nah. He's just too fat to make through his front door.

Maggie M. Thornton said...

Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

I liked Al better when he was trying to steal an election here in south Florida. So many things happened here which failed to make it into national news. 

From what I could tell, both he and the Bush guy did all they could to steal the election. It kinda' balanced things out that way. If only big Al could have brought the other Al in (Frankin) - then he may have won.

Woodsterman said...

He's very busy selling short his carbon shares.

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