Remember the fruitcake your mother's second cousin mailed to the house every Christmas? It sat there moldering in the tin on the dining room table until well after New Year's Day had come and gone. Maybe one or two small pieces were cut out with a chainsaw by the more adventurous of your friends and relatives. It always disappeared before the Superbowl or as soon as Dad figured he could get away with trashing it.
Obozo is like that. He is here for a season and we will get rid of him as soon as possible without offending the relatives. We're all gagging on the Hope n' Change seasoning that congealed into a slimy coating covering the cake and the &%#ing retarded nuts scattered around in the cake are really obnoxious but, gee, it's Christmas and Cousin Edwina really means well.
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That really does sum up how I feel about the Poser n Chief!!! LOL!!!! :(
Brilliant. I see you fed your ADHD today! That's some good medicine.
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But can we use him as a doorstop?
Fruitcake. Perfect analogy. Not palatable. Embarrassing. White elephant (so to speak). OK, half white. Er, half black. Whatever.
Problem is, I like fruitcake, but I cannot stand Obama. I see him more like those pesky lumbs in Aunt Myrtle's gravy; hard to swallow and funny tasting.
I don't need to wait for the season to end; I'd like to throw him away now, please.
Cake-ist!
I once made the mistake of bringing a mince pie to my future bride parent's house. Luckily the bakery was only a few blocks away and I was able to scramble out of the house with my life and exchange the mince for a blueberry pie. I'll never forget the look on her father's face when I opened the cardbox box and told them what it was. You'd a thunk I had a dead squirrel in it. I like mince pie but am only able to enjoy it maybe once every other decade or so.
Obozo strikes me in much the same way. I wish there was a way to scramble back to the electoral college, cardboard box in hand, put a squirrel in the box ,and deliver it to the WH. Let it scamper up the drapes and crap on the rugs - it would be better than what we have.
Obama is, indeed, a Marxist. Overwhelming proof here: http://www.commieblaster.com
We on the right are told we have stooped to new lows. We have called a socialist a "socialist" ... guilty !
Nice one Sig, and many of us are hoping he's tossed out with the trash sooner rather than later.
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