Monday, February 8, 2010

John Murtha - R.I.P. (in Hell)


HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) - U.S. Rep. John Murtha, an influential critic of the Iraq War whose congressional career was shadowed by questions about his ethics, died Monday. He was 77.

The Pennsylvania Democrat had been suffering complications from gallbladder surgery. He died at Virginia Hospital Center in Arlington, Va., spokesman Matthew Mazonkey said.

I believe that the dead should be left alone. It speaks rather badly to those who would attack a man's memory when he can no longer defend himself.
He now rests far beyond our power to indict or bless.
He now answers to God and God alone.
With that thought in mind, I am organizing a mass urination on his grave to celebrate his life.

Murtha's critics recall the Abscam corruption probe, in which the FBI caught him on videotape in a 1980 sting operation turning down a $50,000 bribe offer while holding out the possibility that he might take money in the future.

"We do business for a while, maybe I'll be interested and maybe I won't," Murtha said on the tape.

Six congressmen and one senator were convicted in that case. Murtha was not charged, but the government named him as an unindicted co-conspirator and he testified against two other congressmen. [emph. mine~sig94]

Last year, Congress stalled in naming a subcommittee to investigate his involvement with the PMA Group which donated $1,7 million to his campaign as well as Kuchera Defense Systems Inc, good for another $100 large, for kickbacks to other defense contractors. And the list of earmarks for political donations goes on.

He was indeed a maggot among men. This is a photograph of Murtha eating lunch with his fellow corrupt Congressmen.

For an interactive swim through the maggot infested waters of John Murtha's Congressional pool, go to You Don't Know Jack.


(CNN) [...] The Democratic congressman recently underwent scheduled laparoscopic surgery at National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland, to remove his gallbladder. The procedure was "routine minimally invasive surgery," but doctors "hit his intestines," a source close to the late congressman told CNN.

Apparently Jack died after swimming in his own shit.


Teresa Rice said...

He was definitely a maggot among men. Well said, Sig. Murtha will have to answer to God for his actions. I honestly have nothing nice to say about the man, so I better say nothing else. Maybe, we can elect a moral person to represent the district now?

Snarky Basterd said...

As a former resident of the district he called "racist" and "redneck" back in 2008, I sure do hope Murtha rests ... in pieces .. in hell, with Ted Kennedy.

powdergirl said...

C'mon, man. I'm squeamish, over here. Gag.

Bunni said...

He was a jerk and a maggot, and he'll be roasting w/ teddy boy.
I don't like speaking ill of the dead, but considering all the ill speaking
he did of our great American Hero's, he deserves it!

PS: SB, the blog is looking great and you have COMMENT THINGY!
Yipee, now I can leave neat pictures, don't you love it?
Happy Monday.

sig94 said...

If only half the Murtha investigations pan out, they'll be able to bury him in subpeonas and indictments with enough left over to keep a perpetual flame going over his grave like they did for JFK.

Oops, my bad. He already is in Perpetual Flames.

Most Rev. Archbishop Gregori said...

Murtha was a corrupt s.o.b. and I am glad he is one less stink in the House of Representatives, although I would rather he have been voted out instead of dying.

Snarky Basterd said...

By natural death or by vote, just as long as they go, Abouna.

Velcro said...

Good Riddance!!! Perfect pic too.

MK said...

"With that thought in mind, I am organizing a mass urination on his grave to celebrate his life."

Well, I don't have anything nice to say about him either, so i'll just be quiet and leave you folks to your celebrations. :)

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