And now that the Mid-Atlantic states are sweltering under several feet of Global Warming Flakes™ with more on the way, I think Al should make himself available to calm the affected populations and, oooooooh, who knows, lend a shovel.
Has anybody heeeeeeeere seen my old friend Al?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He screwed alot of people,
Some of them died so young...
Since the emails, he's been gone.
Some pretty special "people" really, really miss Mr. Al.