The Infamous "I'm a Democrat" Post Published in Temerity

Stop by Temerity magazine on Issuu, and you'll find the infamous I'm a Democrat piece on pp. 30-31.For those who don't know, I say infamous because I pitched a pretty big fit around here earlier this week when I found out a blogger over at sodahead had found the piece, unattributed in her email, and embellished it. (Luckily she pulled her post after I soiled my panties, and as a result I pulled my hissy fit here.)Maybe I should have chosen Dr. Drama for my pseudonym.Anyway, click over to Grizzly Groundswell creator Chad Everson's...

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The Infamous "I'm a Democrat" Post Published in Temerity

Lightning Sucks

Did I ever tell you how much I friggin' HATE living in Georgia?Right after we bought this POS house in 2007, we had a heavy downpour with lightning. The garage (basement) flooded, my HDTV got zapped, and the new garage door opener I installed turned into a little ball of melted plastic, which I had to extricate from the ceiling with a jackhammer. Not really, but the line fit the story, so...Last year, a power surge during a T-storm with 742,999,874 strikes of lightning in the metro Atlanta area took out my cable modem, my VOIP...

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Lightning Sucks

We're All Crazy -- Thank Friggin' God

P.J. O'Rourke, the snarkiest of us snarkers, absolutely skewers the Washington Post's Sunday coverage of regular Americans cornering their so-called representatives in Congress like lions chasing down sick zebras.Here's a little taste of his most recent Weekly Standard piece:And I can't help the Washington Post. Why is the paper intimidated by dissent that's tame even by Adlai Stevenson standards? Not that the Post has ever been exactly a "profile in courage." (A little joke there about the propensity to endorse anything with...

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We're All Crazy -- Thank Friggin' God

B'bye, Teddy

Since I don't want to look like this, I'll always remember you for inspiring me...to go on a diet and lose the 40 pounds I've gained during your last 20 years in the Senate.BTW: Drop me a line, willya? I'm very interested in what Old Scratch thinks about Obugger.UPDATE: And from your last-place nightly news commenter/Democratic party shill, Chris "Thrill up my Leg" Matthews, we have this: Obugger is the last Kennedy...

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B'bye, Teddy

BHO Pet Peeves From Today's Twitterverse

Every once in a while someone comes up with a good "twitter game," a copycat train with a term like bhopetpeeves preceeded by a hash tag and some snarky comment. Naturally, when it's good, the twitterverse joins in (at least, the conservative twits, that is).Today was one of those good days. Here's my contribution, such as it is:Flies that swat him #bhopetpeevesPaying for date night #bhopetpeevesNot being able to flag his neighbor #bhopetpeevesAnything that comes out of Joe Biden’s mouth #bhopetpeevesMobacca saying: Barry, STFU...

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BHO Pet Peeves From Today's Twitterverse

The New Obama Nation

Michael Jackson only wishes his Thriller video could look so real. But then again, Obugger is the king of the zombie moonbats (according to my kids), so this incredible video is only appropriate:From Hopespringseternal, aka Dazed and Confus...

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The New Obama Nation

Man, I'm So Glad I'm Not a Public Official

That stuff the German girl made me do way back in my formative years with those other women would really come back to haunt me.What? You have something against dancing at an Oktoberfest in lederhosen?(All I can say is, it's good not to be the gubernator or not to live in Cauli-for-nia or not to have a clown for your feckless leader. But at least he can speak Japanese and use chop sticks.)h/t: Boo...

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Man, I'm So Glad I'm Not a Public Official

I Just Love Obugger's Priorities

Just like when he was gazing at some young girl's behind, Obugger's head just isn't in the game. August, traditionally a very quiet month in politics, is turning out to be his Waterloo. And he's out walking the beach, on our dime.Loose the public, Obugger, especially the senior public, and you lose the war.Enjoy that vacation. You're going to wish you were retired (and you soon may be).Click to scratch and sniff.h/t:...

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I Just Love Obugger's Priorities

Nah...There Ain't No Death Panels Here

From the lips of Obugger to Jewish rabbis, says Klavan:According to Ben Smith over at Politico, President Barack Obama gave some theological weight to his health care plan during a phone call to a group of Rabbis the other day. Referring to the belief that God decides during the Jewish New Year “who shall live and who shall die,” Obama told the rebs, “We are God’s partners in matters of life and death.”Take note, ladies and gentlemen. A sitting U.S. pResident, who denies his health care bill provides death counseling, just...

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Nah...There Ain't No Death Panels Here

Gibbsy's "Wee Weed Up" Response

Rumbling stumbling bumbling Press Secretary Robert "Ahhh" Gibbs tried to explain today what Obugger meant by his "wee weed up" comment from Thursday: "It's a phrase I use,'' White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said today, hesitating at his press briefing to offer a physical demonstration of the phraseology. "Let's do this in a way that's family friendly,'' Gibbs said. "I think 'wee-weed up' is when people get all...

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Gibbsy's "Wee Weed Up" Response

The Doctor Is Finally Friggin' In...

Now then...grab your boys and cough. I need to see if this place herniated during my absence.Really, though, this blog might actually be bloody better off if I just stay away. It's a sad state of affairs when the guests are cooler and get more comments than the host's stale retreads (though I knew all along they would and thusly invited the fellows to hang about for a bit because of their talents).Alas, however, contrary to the popular refrain from Cheech and Chong, Dave is indeed here, man.It was a perilous journey up into...

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The Doctor Is Finally Friggin' In...

What color is the sky in their world?

White, gun toting, racist, would be assassins that are really black;abandoning the abandonment of the "abandoned" public-option;no, we weren´t not collecting data!Is this the flailing of the Obama machine Andrew Breitbart was writing about? Hope so, because I´m about to go scalp...

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What color is the sky in their world?

Dr. Dave returning soon?

The original agreement called for us guest bloggers to try to look busy until the 20th, and in exchange we'd get some not-quite-stale Hostess pastries. Well, today's the 20th, and Dr. Dave hasn't broken radio silence for a couple days. I'm not sure what to make of that. Is he getting back tonight? Tomorrow? Is he in a FEMA camp scrawling his escape plans in the dirt with a sharp stick? Will he be all rested and relaxed when he gets back, leading to lots of posts about kittens and rainbows? Or has this car trip left him...

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Dr. Dave returning soon?

RESPOST: Welcome to My Obama Bunker (SHHHH!)

Stay the HELL away from my loo!Welcome to my Obama bunker. I’ve been stocking this thing…oh… for about 2 years, ever since b. Hussein entered the race. We all knew it was coming to this…even if no one wanted to say it aloud…and I just had to make sure I was ready for whatever comes my way.Watch your step. It’s a little cluttered down here. I have so many supplies I can barely get back to the Reliance Luggable Loo (So...

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RESPOST: Welcome to My Obama Bunker (SHHHH!)

Tastes Like Burning

John Mackey, CEO of Whole Foods:a guy that believes "businesses that focus strictly on profits will be voted out," so pays himself a dollar a year (!) and donates his stock profits to charity.a guy that, in a debate with Milton Friedman (!), stated:[H]uman nature isn't just about self-interest. It also includes sympathy, empathy, friendship, love, and the desire for social approval. As motives for human behavior, these are at least as important as self-interest. For many people, they are more important. When we are small children...

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Tastes Like Burning

Somali Pirates Kidnap Obama’s Teleprompter (Revisited)

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Four Somali pirates sneaked into the White House this morning and kidnapped President b. Hussein’s teleprompter, slinking away down to the Potomac River, where they escaped in an oarless crew boat and drifted toward the Chesapeake Bay.Within minutes, the president pulled all three warships tracking another boatload of pirates holding a U.S. ship's captain hostage off the Somali coast and sent them racing toward the Suez Canal. They are expected to join at least a dozen ships mustered from U.S. naval ports...

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Somali Pirates Kidnap Obama’s Teleprompter (Revisited)

This guy brings out the worst in me

I saw over at Hot Air that our licksphincter of a president is offering up our money to Petrobras, the Brazilian oil company, to help develop a big offshore oil field. $2 billion, billion with a "b." It is outrageous, especially coming from a guy who's so against domestic drilling and petroleum use. But for whatever reason, the issue just didn't piss me off the way it should have. 'Spose I'm just getting used to...

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This guy brings out the worst in me

"Death Panel" controversy

Heh. I think I just came up with a name for my gun collection. The Death Pan...

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"Death Panel" controversy

REPOST: Yo. I Am Bo...and I Friggin' Hate It Here

Roscoe KarnsYes, asshole. I have flowers around my neck. Take the friggin' pic already, willya?My name is Bo. I’m not sure why I’m here. They brought me over a few weeks ago from that puppy training place in Virginia to “get acquainted,” whatever that means. Immediately, I couldn’t stand the place. First they had that wild staring lunatic who’s missing part of a finger follow me around with a hydraulic pooper scooper...

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REPOST: Yo. I Am Bo...and I Friggin' Hate It Here

Education: Our Greatest Challenge?

Here's a older post from the Conservative Hideout.This is an article that I had commented on for another site some time ago. I thought that given the current climate of “change,” it might be a good idea to re-visit it. The article is eight years old, however, it seems to echo what is going on today. From the August 2001 Idaho Observer: Why Our Schools Teach Socialism By Joe Larson Congratulations America: Today there are over 10,000 openly marxist professors and thousands of humanist professors controlling the universities...

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Education: Our Greatest Challenge?

The one thing you can count on from the Obama White House:

The failure notice:Yep, I finally clear my schedule enough so that I have a little time to report some "fishy" activity, and what do you know; another notice of failure. At least this time it wasn´t something quite as devastating as ruining the economy or running up a national deficit of historic proportions.Nope. This time it was just a standard notice from the Spammer-in-Chief that the flag@whitehouse.gov email has been unplugged. It read:The email address you just sent a message to is no longer in service.We are now accepting...

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The one thing you can count on from the Obama White House:

Nostalgic Repost Time!!!

Here's one from a few months ago I think you'll like. It was written back before BarryO had made his transformation from bumbling idiot to predatory marxist.Barry greatest 100 days everPresident Obama is getting dressed for a TV interview regarding his first 100 days in office.[Obama, to himself] "Hmmm. 100 days already. By my calculations, my first year in office is already 27.4% passed. Dang! That means my first term is already almost 7% passed! Where did the time go?!? At this rate, my 10 years in office are already almost...

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Nostalgic Repost Time!!!

The Official Democratic Party Blow-Up Doll (REDUX)

This hermaphroditic devil (for you adventurous types) comes complete with K-Y and a copy of the Kama Sutra. Get yours FREE! with your stimulus check he...

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The Official Democratic Party Blow-Up Doll (REDUX)

Those Pesky Death Panels

Ah, the death panels...You know, that little part of the ObamaCare plan that, in a blatant case of CALLING IT SOMETHING ELSE, get's to off granny? You know, take the pain pill instead of getting the expensive procedure? You know, the ones that the libs insisted were ABSOLUTELY NOT in the legislation? They were so ABSOLUTELY NOT in the legislation that the Dems had to take them out!Well, let's take a look at a similar plan, which ABSOLUTELY DOESN'T kill off granny!I'm glad that this ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT happen, aren't you?H/T...

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Those Pesky Death Panels

Score a Win for Palin

It´s not hard to see how she pulled it off when you actually read some of the thousand odd pages."SEC. 1233. ADVANCE CARE PLANNING CONSULTATION. (a) Medicare. — (1) IN GENERAL. — Section 1861 of the Social Security Act (42 U.S.C. 1395x) is amended — (A) in subsection (s)(2) — (i) by striking 'die, grandma, die!' at the end of subparagraph (DD); (ii) by adding 'just trust me' at the end of subparagraph (EE); and (iii) adding at the end the following new subparagraph: '(FF) advance care planning consultation death panels (as defined...

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Score a Win for Palin

REPOST: Obama Flu Pandemic Continues to Spread

World Health Organization (WHO) officials were ready today to declare an international pandemic disaster, as a new strain of flu continued to sweep the world.Called Obama flu, the virus – in all cases – is fatal. So far, the illness has already infected 62 million Americans, all now having become the walking undead. Symptoms include delusional exchange of freedom for comfort, theft from the rich to entitle the poor, eco-madness (a related condition in which the power of Mother Earth sucks all brain matter from the affected),...

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REPOST: Obama Flu Pandemic Continues to Spread

Weary President Wraps up Town Hall Tour

FYADHD Field Correspondent innominatus reporting. All right (wings) reserved.A visibly beleaguered President Obama completed his whirlwind tour in promotion of healthcare refrom legislation yesterday. After the meeting in Montana, where he was confronted by an unfriendly crowd of NRA members, the President chose to head back to Martha's Vineyard to enjoy a much needed vacation at a luxury farm the first family has...

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Weary President Wraps up Town Hall Tour

Ten Reasons Would Medicare for All Will Be AWESOME!

This is a repost from June 2009, and I'm well aware that Medicare for all isn't even on the table. But I believe there are items here that cross-populate with Obbugercare, that we all need to keep in mind:From medicareforall.net: “MEDICARE FOR ALL would be like sunshine and a beautiful sky, a grassy field, people relaxing and children playing…like a sunny breezy day.”Oh, you silly, silly conservatives, pouting and moaning and shouting from your pulpits about the dangers of socialized medicine. You just need to come back down...

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Ten Reasons Would Medicare for All Will Be AWESOME!

The Parents and the Children

I’m certain that I’m not the only person that has noticed that the liberals tend to act like petulant children when they “don’t get their way.” One has to look no further than the recent happenings in the NY State Legislature to see how far we have fallen.So what’s going on? Why has does the left descend into tantrums when reality intervenes and ruins their plans? Why do they deny others the right to speak by shouting them down? Why do so many adults abandon reason and self-control when life throws a wrench into their works?...

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The Parents and the Children