“There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the slippery slope between right and wrong, between good and evil, and it lies between the heights of man’s hopes and the depths of his depravity. This is the dimension of rhetoric and hatred. It is an area which we call the Liberal Zone.”
In the Liberal Zone, things are NEVER what they seem. The smiling face you see on the television ALWAYS has a hidden agenda. Sometimes, they are honest about it. Case in point, the Liberal Zone indoctrination program, Sezlikeme Street.
messiah: Hello children!
Children: All hail the messiah!!!
messiah: Thank you children. I’m here today to talk to you about lying.
Children: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
messiah: Children, have you even wanted to lie to your parents, and you just didn’t know how?
Children: YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!
messiah: Well children, even the messiah needs to lie in fact, the messiah lies all the time. You just need to know how. Do you want to know how too?
Children: YEEEEESSSSS!!!
messiah: Well, here’s how… you deny that your going to do something, but then you do it anyway.
Small boy raises his hand.
Child: But messiah, won’t you get caught?
messiah: No, no, young man. You see, all you have to do is call it something else! The sheeple often don’t pay close attention anyway, so as long as you call it something other than what it is, they won’t catch you.
Children: Hooray for the messiah!!!! Call it something else!!!
messiah: That’s right children. If I want to nationalize the banking industry, and I don’t want the people to protest, what do I do?
Children: CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
messiah: If I want to accuse regular citizens of doing what my goons do?
Children: CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
messiah: If I want an single payer plan that will kill off granny and ration care?
Children: CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
messiah: If I want to pass a porkulus, which I did, heh-heh, and I don’t want the people to see that it’s just to pay off my supporters?
Children: CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
messiah: If the economy is still going down, and unemployment is still going up?
Children: CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
messiah: You have learned well children. Here, have some ACORN tee-shirts!
This episode of Sezlikeme Street is brought to you by the letter “F,” for F**K You! Next week, we’ll learn how to manipulate the lapdog media into vilifying your enemies.
As you can see, my friends, the deeper one gets into the Liberal Zone, the less truth you see.
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