Since I don't want to look like this, I'll always remember you for inspiring me...to go on a diet and lose the 40 pounds I've gained during your last 20 years in the Senate.
BTW: Drop me a line, willya? I'm very interested in what Old Scratch thinks about Obugger.
UPDATE: And from your last-place nightly news commenter/Democratic party shill, Chris "Thrill up my Leg" Matthews, we have this: Obugger is the last Kennedy brother:
The comedy train just rolls on and on.