Man, I'm So Glad I'm Not a Public Official

That stuff the German girl made me do way back in my formative years with those other women would really come back to haunt me.

What? You have something against dancing at an Oktoberfest in lederhosen?

(All I can say is, it's good not to be the gubernator or not to live in Cauli-for-nia or not to have a clown for your feckless leader. But at least he can speak Japanese and use chop sticks.)



h/t: Boortz