Some guy with baseball cap that I guess I'm supposed to know: I pledge.
Stringy-haired Manson girl with creepy gray eyes: I pledge.
Demi Moore: Too-ooo-oo smile more.
Eva Longoria: To laugh more!
Can't quite place her, but think I maybe saw her on a cosmetics commercial once: [intense glare] to LOVE more.
Black Eyed Peas guy: I pledge.
Evita Lopez or Chiquita Gonzalez or something like that: To help children battle with serious illnesses -- by standing here on the far right side of the frame.
Beats the hell outta me: Or here, on the left side of the frame.
Cameron Diaz: Me plemdge.
Nicole Richie: To give up food all together.
Possibly that red-haired chick from Spiderman: To be a great mother.
Some d-bag from that emo band, "Fallout Charlotte" or something, that my daughter was into when she was 11: To be a great father.
Demi Moore: To hire only the best nannies... because all of our children deserve a good nanny.
Lucy Liu: To continue working to support raising awareness as a voice for UNICEF and their international nanny awareness programs.
That witch show chick that used to be on the Tony Danza sitcom: To volunteer my voice coach to give a voice to those who have no voice, so they can have a voice.
I pledge...to eat bullets and glass for the next 4 years...so I can toughen up to pay this lady's mortgage: