Obama: ‘Don’t Want the Folks Who Created the Mess to Do a Lot of Talking’

"I'm the President. I'm Der Führer. It's Bush's fault. So sit down, STFU, and let me wipe your bottom until it's no longer useful for society. Then I'll throw your sorry ass on top of the garbage dump."

Isn't that what you were really thinking, Mr. pResident?

BTW: I'm going to report myself just so you break the law one way or another. Will you call yourself "responsible" for that?