With two ongoing wars in the Middle East, one in Afghanistan, and a worldwide recession that has world leaders frantic, the first big-time leader Obama meets is...Calderon.
You can only imagine what they talked about...amnesty for illegals...the baja surf...and probably where Obama can score some good smoke, wholesale.
They also sang a rendition of this classic:
Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights they like flowers and music and white girls named Debby, too.
Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and Chima have a son in law named Jeff.
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do it real slow.
Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take Spanish and get a B.
Mexican Americans love their Nanas and their Nonos and their Ninas and their Ninos, nananononinanino, no no.
Mexican Americans don't like to go to movies where the dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.
That's awesome, Barack. The Cheech and Chong president doth take office in just about 7 days.