Ahhhhh...Ahhhhh...Robert Gibbs Moment o' the Day

A new series on the daily press briefings of b. Hussein's rumbling, bumbling, fumbling, stumbling Press Secretary Robert "Ahhhhh" Gibbs....

Is this guy for real? Or did he toke up before this press conference about the issue of legalizing marijuana?

I'm thinking he's talking about b. Hussein asking people to email him about whether or not he should legalize smoke, but, with Gibbs, it's always difficult to tell what the hell's going on....

And just where the hell are Cheech and Chong in these difficult times of humorless reality TV/Internet, anyway?

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Ahhhhh...Ahhhhh...Robert Gibbs Moment o' the Day

The Greatest Swimmer... Ftfthfthfthftfhfth... Cough!... Cough!... in the World

TV Ad Pitchman: "To be the greatest swimmer in the world, Michael Phelps doesn’t just train every day, he smokes…"

Michael Phelps: "Hawaii Maui Waui, skunk red hair, Thai stick, and purple haze…"

Ad man: "And smokes…"

Phelps: "Hash, free base, tons of angel dust…"

Ad man: "And smokes…"

Phelps: "Seriously -- smoking around the clock…"

Ad man: "Anything he can stuff in his bong…"

Phelps: "Citrus buds, California bud, Afghani. I was told I was supposed to smoke like 10,000 to 12,000 grams a day. That’s impossible. (But I sure do try…I’m a regular Tommy Chong…I even smoke dog shit!)."

Ad man: "The Michael Phelps three-month suspension…showing nowhere."

UPDATE: And...no...I don't care if he smokes...or if it's illegal. I'm just making fun of his golden-boy image. We all fall. Some just more publicly.

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The Greatest Swimmer... Ftfthfthfthftfhfth... Cough!... Cough!... in the World

OMG! Obama Meets with that Mexican Dude!

"In a time honored tradition!" (yeah, man, TIME HONORED!), president-elect Barack Obama had lunch today with Mexican President Felipe Calderon.

With two ongoing wars in the Middle East, one in Afghanistan, and a worldwide recession that has world leaders frantic, the first big-time leader Obama meets is...Calderon.

That's...really...EXCITING!

You can only imagine what they talked about...amnesty for illegals...the baja surf...and probably where Obama can score some good smoke, wholesale.

They also sang a rendition of this classic:

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights they like flowers and music and white girls named Debby, too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and Chima have a son in law named Jeff.

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take Spanish and get a B.

Mexican Americans love their Nanas and their Nonos and their Ninas and their Ninos, nananononinanino, no no.

Mexican Americans don't like to go to movies where the dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.

That's awesome, Barack. The Cheech and Chong president doth take office in just about 7 days.

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OMG! Obama Meets with that Mexican Dude!