Smoke 'em if You Got 'em -- at Your Desk

In honor of April Fool's day, I'm posting only real news today (what a friggin' concept).

Now you can smoke from your desk! The healthier, smokeless, geekier way to smoke!

Need a nicotine fix but can't leave your cube? No problem! Puff on a Health E-Cigarette from Thanko! Identical to pretty much every other electronic cigarette out there, the $30 device "uses a heating element to vaporize a nicotine solution to supposedly give you a purer smoking experience," which is just fancy marketing jargon for, "short-circuit and burn your office to the ground." Trust me folks, I hold a Master's in Marketing.

Problem: It still won't help defray the cost of that .62 cent federal tax on every pack that went into effect today.