Old Nigerian Dude Caught With Huge Smoke Stash

In honor of April Fool's day, I'm posting only real news today (what a friggin' concept).

Maybe smoking pot is why he's 114...it certainly explains him claiming to be that old...

"Dude...how old am I? Umm...114...I think...uhhhuhhuhhuh..."

LAGOS (Reuters) - Nigeria's anti-narcotics agency confiscated 6.5 tones of marijuana Tuesday from the home of a man who claimed to be 114 years old.

The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) said it had found 254 sacks of cannabis at the home of Sulaiman Adebayo in Ogun state, north of the commercial capital Lagos.

"The quantity of drugs suggests a large scale involvement ... There is more to the case than Pa Sulaiman," NDLEA chairman Ahmadu Giade said in a statement.

Adebayo, who said he had been a farmer all his life, told police he thought the sacks contained rice.