A new series on stupid things people say that clearly show they have no friggin' clue:
Apparently those of us with protrusions that classify us as a planet unto ourselves (your stupid narrator included) are now to blame for global warming.
Who will the "scientists" blame next. Cats? Dead people? Fence posts?
I know...IT'S BUSH'S FAULT!
They claim, since we eat more, the production of OUR food releases more CO2, heating up the planet, melting the polar ice caps, and making Al Friggin' Whore more illegitimate money so he too can eat more and get fatter.
Hey...come here, Mr. Scientist...just a little closer...pull my finger...I've got some global warming for you.
SHUT YOUR FRIGGIN' YAP!
UPDATE: Of course, if we're going to focus on trimming some fat, we might as well start with our bloated Congress (and I don't mean cutting the budget).