b. Hussein's iPod Gaffe with Queen Liz

In honor of April Fool's day, I'm posting only real news today (what a friggin' concept).

I knew I couldn't go an entire day without posting something specifically about b. Hussein. At least it's real news, not fool news. Then again, it IS about a fool:

Barack Obama met the Queen at Buckingham Palace today and gave her a gift of an iPod loaded with video footage and photographs of her 2007 United States visit to Richmond, Jamestown and Williamsburg in Virginia. In return, the Queen gave the President a silver framed signed photograph of herself and the Duke of Edinburgh - apparently a standard present for visiting dignitaries.

It is believed the Queen already has an iPod, a 6GB silver Mini version she is said to have bought in 2005 at the suggestion of Prince Andrew.

The guy says he'll allow time for us to view legislation on the Internet, then signs the biggest spending bill in history hours after it hits his desk. He says he'll go through every bill, line by line, and won't sign it if there's pork, yet he signed Porkulus and then Omnibusporkulus, itself having nearly 9,000 bits of pork. He gives Gordon Cyclops Brown DVDs that won't work in England.

Does this guy do ANYTHING that doesn't wind up being fucked?