Thursday, April 30, 2009

Spreading (Fear of) the Disease

Shortly after breakfast this morning, and before his second six pack of the day, Vice President Joe "Asshat" Biden, our nation's newest health expert, contributed his mindless nonsense to the hysteria over "swine flu," telling people in the U.S. TO AVOID THE SUBWAY AND PLANES!President b. Hussein is scary in his reach and ambition and audacity and general disregard for our nation's past and the principles of the Founders...but "President" Joe Biden is just outright terrifying.He reminds me of "President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain...
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

100 Days, 100 Mistakes

Now...if only the rest of the MSM were handling today this w...
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U.S. Economy Shrinks at 6.1 Percent in Q1

I think that pretty much sums up the success of b. Hussein's first 100 da...
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Sphincter Joins His Zombie Buddies

Even though this helps b. Hussein, good friggin' riddance.UPDATE: Of course, Sphincter, as always, said his decision wasn't about party. Sure it wasn't, Arlen. And you're not an assclown of the highest order.UPDATE II: Naturally, we should remember how Sphincter, in his own words, was so gung-ho to help the Maine RINOs, Collins and Snow, jump sides so b. Hussein could ram Porkulus down our throats.Or you can just read...
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Obama Flu Pandemic Continues to Spread

World Health Organization (WHO) officials were ready today to declare an international pandemic disaster, as a new strain of flu continued to sweep the world.Called Obama flu, the virus – in all cases – is fatal. So far, the illness has already infected 62 million Americans, all now having become the walking undead. Symptoms include delusional exchange of freedom for comfort, theft from the rich to entitle the poor,...
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Monday, April 27, 2009

DUELING AHHHHS! Napolitano vs. Gibbs

Janet and Gibbsy. LIVE! In Concert!Earlier, Hannity played these press briefings from today over top of one another, and the results were hysterical (in a sad kind of way), so many ahhhs together it sounded almost like a duet, a dummy duet.I can't do it any justice, and I don't have the shorter clips, but you'll get the gist from watching these videos.Our brightest and finest in action, once again....First, Janet:And now...the master....Gibb...
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"I Just Noticed I Jumped the Gun Here"

Ya, think?I wish I could go just one week without having to mention b. Hussein's reliance on TOTUS, but, well, if the speech delay fits... (and now he talks to TOTU...
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Sunday, April 26, 2009

BREAKING: Obama Authorizes New Torture Directives!

Startling details emerged this morning, indicating that president b. Hussein plans to round up conservatives nationwide as political prisoners and implement new torture directives.A transcript of a meeting the president held earlier this week in the White House with key members of his administration follows, once again thanks to conservative implant Bo:(With apologies to IMAO)Eahaldfjajadjs;fj….ahhh…Gentlemen. And Janet....
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