The press has made an outlandish deal about Michelle "Guns" Hussein's agenda:
- She's chosen a Chicagoland hairstylist.
- She's on the college commencement hot air tour.
- She's being honored by the fashion industry for that bedspread she wore for her husband's balls after the inauguration. (To be honest, it would have made me sleep on the couch.)
La de friggin' da. Supposedly she has the most unorthodox First Lady agenda since...since...well...since she became Second to The One.
She even helped break ground on the BIG TIME NEVER BEFORE SEEN! organic garden on the South Lawn of the White House. (The ChangeChangeChange! in the White House kitchen is even subject to none other than...an entire blog.)
Hmm...does that mean she can shovel shit just as well as her husband?