Georgia Opens Roadkill Cafe

I'm so blessed to live in Georgia. While I CAN'T carry a concealed weapon in government buildings and churches (where these days, unfortunately, more people need them), at least I get to bag my roadkill:According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, Georgia is one of the top 10 states in the country in deer-related auto accidents. Now, drivers can get some just desserts – or dinner.The Senate gave final...

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Georgia Opens Roadkill Cafe

No Country For Brave Men?

Image courtesy of Woody's Place.All the loser Alinsky-ite cockroaches are skittering from their cracks in the walls over the Arizona immigration law.From the Racist in Chief to the cities of San Francisco and Los Angeles, both of which hold the appeal of a romp in the sack with a booze-addled homeless woman wearing newspaper for underwear, they're gorging on the race card like contestants hammering Kobayashi in a hotdog...

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No Country For Brave Men?

Snarky Tips for Regressives

Image courtesy of The People's Cube (Via Moonbattery)If kids in New Jersey are so upset over budget cuts, they should drop out, get jobs, and protest themselves for not paying enough taxes to support government-subsidized education.They could always go to work for the government. The quickest way to achieve enough power to absolve yourself of any responsibility whatsoever is to never hold a real job.I’ll take the sh***y...

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Snarky Tips for Regressives

I'll Tell You Who Got a Sh***y Deal

I don't know about Goldman Sachs investors, but you can be damned sure America got one big sh***y deal on November 4, 20...

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I'll Tell You Who Got a Sh***y Deal

Kind Words From Our Lovely Friends on the Left

My, how tolerant these folks are of FreedomWorks and us teabaggers. (Please excuse my pseudonews kick this week; I just feel compelled to help expose what wonderful people we share this country with.)STRONG Language warni...

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Kind Words From Our Lovely Friends on the Left

At Least He's Not Giving Up His Citizenship

This is how you fight back against higher taxes, professional lies, and the dismantling of the Constitution by Congresscriminals and rogue regimes.This is how you do not.To quote Al (yet again): "Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or f#$king beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man ... and give some ba...

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At Least He's Not Giving Up His Citizenship

Boobquake 2010: Boobies and Kittens

For the benefit of loony Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi, who said women cause earthquakes. Boobquake just wouldn't be proper without them...

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Boobquake 2010: Boobies and Kittens

Racist In Chief Shows His True "Colors"

Just once I want to be wrong about this clown. Just once I want someone to prove to me beyond a doubt that the president of these United States of America has a sliver of genuine concern for this country, its future, and the well-being of 300 million natural-born, red white and blue citizens. Just once I want to look around and know that the most powerful man in the world has gotten beyond the ridiculous issue of race and is focused on doing what is right.Heh! But I'm just a hate-mongering mobster teabagger.Who needs white male...

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Racist In Chief Shows His True "Colors"

Why Obama Is So Worried About Arizona's New Immigration Law

The Embarrassment in Chief has ordered his Gestapo czar, Eric Holder, to have his DOJ investigate Arizona's new immigration law.Obama said the "recent efforts in Arizona" ....threaten to undermine basic notions of fairness that we cherish as Americans...." What fairness? What is fair for the legal residents of Arizona who can no longer sell their property because illegals stream over their land daily, often leaving behind...

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Why Obama Is So Worried About Arizona's New Immigration Law

Michelle Obama Really Needs To Do Something About Her Package

So much for me trying to remain subtle.Remember when Zero headed to Gropehagen for the free sex? We all knew he was just getting a bit tired of putting up with his hard home life.He probably should think about returning soon. Apparently, Mobama just can't keep that thing caged.Image via iOwnTheWorld.comMeanwhile, in North Carolina, people are debating the latest possible Sasquatch sighting.Coincidence? ASHEVILLE, N.C....

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Michelle Obama Really Needs To Do Something About Her Package

17 Suspicious Similarities Between Obama Club Shanghai and the Regime

Next week entrepreneurs in China will launch a new gentlemen’s club, Obama Club Shanghai. Officials say pResident Barack Obama has no involvement in the club’s operations, but some uncanny similarities to the Obama Regime should give rise to healthy suspicion.Sources indicate that:George Soros is a major investor.Andy Stern is retiring as president of SEIU so he can run the club’s VIP area, The Boardroom. Goldman Sachs...

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17 Suspicious Similarities Between Obama Club Shanghai and the Regime

'Obama' Now a Dirty Word on 'South Park'

Now "South Park" can't even say the words "pResident Obama."After last week's episode of the Comedy Central series sparked a threat (and yes, it was certainly a threat) from District of Criminal extremists, the network cracked down for their own good on creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone during last night's continuation of the show's storyline.For those who missed the drama, the show's 200th episode last week...

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'Obama' Now a Dirty Word on 'South Park'

It's Earth Day! Where's Al Gore?

Sources are uncertain of his whereabouts.Some say he may be stuck on an ice floe with a polar bear. Or he may have taken up residence in an igloo. Truth is, he has been known to sneak away from it all, to sample an odoriferous whiff of cow farts. And there's a persistent rumor he's recently developed an interest in inducing a volcano in Knoxville because they burn cleaner than jet fuel.Meanwhile, some say he and Michael...

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It's Earth Day! Where's Al Gore?

FDA To Regulate Amount of Food in Processed Foods

Citing the growing number of foods that people actually enjoy, the Food and Drug Administration today announced plans to regulate just how much food processed foods can contain."It's more than food for thought," said Food Czar Ferdie “Federal” Famiñe. “We certainly think it's appropriate to manage every little morsel the American people eat."The regulations will require food manufacturers to fill every package of processed...

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FDA To Regulate Amount of Food in Processed Foods

UPDATE: Joe Biden Gets Freaky

Via AllahpunditUPDATE: Later in the day, Pluggers took the group to an amusement park (via Blogwonks):But not before he channeled Howard Dean (h/t: Matt, @Conservative Hideout)ORIGINAL POST: Joey Mumbles obviously went nuts today.Vice President Joe Biden exults as he tells female student athletes how inspiring they are to younger girls, during an announcement about action on Title IX that provides equal opportunities...

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UPDATE: Joe Biden Gets Freaky

Dear Left: I Am NOT A Terrorist

A Photochop by JamieJust because, in wild desperation, you link the TEA Party movement to today’s anniversary of the Oklahoma City Federal Building bombing does not make it so, or me a terrorist.I will not blow up a federal building today, or any day. I will not threaten violence upon a politician today, or any day. I will not incite others to break laws to achieve victory in this epic struggle between our desire to...

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Dear Left: I Am NOT A Terrorist

The Only Image of a Racist Tea Partier That I Could Find

Via Logistics MonsterAnd like Slick Willy, he's obviously concerned about us "deeply, deeply troubled people." BTW, here are the people the MSM, I mean the left, keep calling "white racists":Many more he...

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The Only Image of a Racist Tea Partier That I Could Find

HE Is Amused By Us?

For more than a year now we've stood in the rain and the cold and the heat and in hostile circumstances and on street corners and at rural crossroads and outside local and state and federal buildings, protesting a sorry excuse for a president and his merry band of Congresscriminals.First HE had us labeled as domestic terrorists, then HE didn’t know we existed, then HE called us teabaggers, then HE acknowledged his destiny...

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HE Is Amused By Us?

What Idiot Regressive TEA Party Infiltrators Look Like

Do they really think ANYONE would believe these people are real TEA partiers? Regressives are sooooo stupid.More here. Via Jim TreacherBTW ... in case you missed, it, here's today's rallying cry, "And Then HE Turned Water ... into Sulfuric Aci...

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What Idiot Regressive TEA Party Infiltrators Look Like

And Then HE Turned Water into ... Sulfuric Acid

... and made more than half the country drink, so he could have Obamacare, with half the burden.But some people refused to drink.Tight-lipped against his noxious potion but big-mouthed against his ruinous agenda, they assembled, first on February 27, 2009, then again on April 15.And there were many.And lo when they looked around and saw that they were not the only racist tea-bagging leftover mobster malcontents from...

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And Then HE Turned Water into ... Sulfuric Acid

Duck and Cover: the pResident Really IS a "Constitutional" Scholar

I know, I know. You're probably thinking ... his birth certificate has been an issue (as I've said before, that's only because he once used it to roll a number and smoked it), and now his background as a "Constitutional scholar" is the subject of speculation.But I have proof, hard, cold, PROOF, I tell you, that pResident Barack Obama is an expert on constitution. It's right here in his latest stroke of brilliance, his...

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Duck and Cover: the pResident Really IS a "Constitutional" Scholar

Lawmakers Repeal Obamacare Over Coverage Gaffe

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a stunning admission of their own incompetence, first the House of Representatives then the Senate voted unanimously today to repeal Obamacare, following revelations the 2,700-page healthcare bill pResident Barack Obama signed into law in March actually revokes the lawmakers’ current personal health insurance.The repeal bill was surprisingly brief in comparison to the reams and reams of paper 7...

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Lawmakers Repeal Obamacare Over Coverage Gaffe