Monday, April 5, 2010

Eephus in Chief

It was big and bloated and backdoor and embarrassing ... and I'm not even talking about Obama's WealthShare plan.

Like Obama's regime, the eephus pitch in baseball is junk. It's designed to catch you off guard. It's deceptive and wasteful and low rent and un-presidential.

Which is precisely why it fit Zero so well when he threw out the first pitch at today's Washington Nationals game.

I just have one lingering question: Why no mom jeans, girly man?

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