What if they said what they really thought? Here's what it might look like:
Charlie Rangel: I forgot to report that I once refused to let white folks rent my Harlem brownstone.Okay, so the Biden quote is real, and all of the other's except Carter's were based on real quotes. Drop them into Google and you’ll find their equally outrageous origins.
Nancy Pelosi: God bless Barack Obama, bless his heart, president of the United States -- a total failure, losing all credibility, lying to the American people about the economy, health care, energy, you name the subject.
Harry Reid: Today’s minorities blithely cannibalize their children because they have a right to get as much “free” stuff as the political system will permit them to extract.
Robert Byrd: There are black honkies. I’ve seen a lot of black honkies in my time. That’s why I wear my KKK hood when President Obama speaks on TV.
Barack Obama: I don’t have all the facts, but I think the white kid deserved to be beaten.
Jimmy Carter: You have to admit, Joe Wilson was right. I mean, Obama was standing there acting all uppity and defiant, like he was talking to a cop. Oh…. Darn…. Was the camera rolling when I said that?
Sonya Sotomayor: We all know that judges don’t make up laws from the bench just to turn white people into second class citizens. Nudge. Nudge. Wink. Wink.
Joe Biden: I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.
In fact, instead of putting words in their mouths (like they seem to like doing to us), I should just let the Democrats speak for themselves with these REAL racist quotes they've made over the years:
Joe Biden: You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.That should level the playing field for a while.
Jimmy Carter: I'm not going to use the federal government's authority deliberately to circumvent the natural inclination of people to live in ethnically homogeneous neighborhoods. . . . I have nothing against a community that's made up of people who are Polish or Czechoslovakian or French-Canadian or blacks who are trying to maintain the ethnic purity of their neighborhoods.
Hillary Clinton: Mahatma Gandhi ran a gas station down in St. Louis.
Robert F. Kennedy: I did not lie awake at night worrying about the problems of Negroes.
Christopher Dodd: I do not think it is an exaggeration at all to say to my friend from West Virginia [Robert Byrd] that he would have been a great senator at any moment. . . . He would have been right during the great conflict of civil war in this nation.
Jesse Jackson: Hymies. Hymietown.
Al Sharpton: White folks was in caves while we was building empires.... We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it
Lyndon B. Johnson: These Negroes, they're getting pretty uppity these days and that's a problem for us since they've got something now they never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we've got to do something about this, we've got to give them a little something, just enough to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference. For if we don't move at all, then their allies will line up against us and there'll be no way of stopping them, we'll lose the filibuster and there'll be no way of putting a brake on all sorts of wild legislation. It'll be Reconstruction all over again.
Lyndon B. Johnson: I’ll have those n***ers voting Democratic for the next 200 years.
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UPDATE: And how could I ever forget ... that Jimmy Carter called Obama "this black boy"?
And here's a little more interesting version.