Just a guess here, but I'm thinking SnarkandBoobs would really appreciate this shirt.Via Twit...
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
And the Country Lived Happily Ever After
Cop #1: Ok, buddy. We caught ya red handed.Cop #2: Book 'em, Danno, for violating the Constitution, theft of private property, excessive taxation, ignorant foreign policy, lying to 62 million voters, and selling his country's soul without permission for his own glorification.Obamacriminal: Gee. I hope they put me in the same cell as someone from ACORN. Joe! Hey, Joe! It's all yours, now!Joe Biden (offstage): Hey, Mr....
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Full Text of Pelosi's Healthcare Bill
It's only 1,990 bloody pages, costs a meager $1 trillion, and turns all old people into Soylent Green upon passage! Sounds like another outstanding bill to pass from the anus of the Land of Misfit Representatives, who are completely unaware that everyone outside Beltway wants to lobotomize them.Happy reading (see below widget).P.S. Here's a delicious little nugget I found over at Nice Deb's place. She notes The Washington Times reports:Democrats repeatedly touted the openness of the development of their health care bill, which...
Wild Thing #1 Files
And now for something completely different...Apparently there's another writer in the house. Thing #1, the original wild thing who makes Maurice Sendak's character seem about as hyper as Joe Lieberman on thorazine. I should probably prepare him for a life of poverty, in which he'll be forced to combat moonbat zombie colleagues and suffer the stupidity of people who can't read and work in conditions that make sweat shops seem appealing.I'd hoped for an engineer (so he could become rich and I could retire in comfort), but math...
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
The Proper Response to Solicitation from the RNC
I guess the devil doesn't want to come down to Georgia. At least Dede Scozzafava's man-bitch doesn't think it's worthy of her:"Her positions on a lot of issues are reflective of the electorate here," said Matt Burns, a Scozzafava spokesman. "If the idea is that every Republican that runs for office needs [to be] someone who fits in Georgia, then it's going to be very, very difficult for Republicans to gain a majority...
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
MOM! FOX News Is Touching Me!
Via Ben Sley's Facebook page and Old HippieOf course, childish things are nothing new for our Dear Zero.Via FreeRepublicIt is, after all, piggy flu season. He must be a little feverish.Then again, he's always been a little freaky over criticism, even from birth.If only he could return to happier days, when all of Hollywierd loved him and brainwashing people and pretending he knew what he talked about was so much easier...
Obama's America
If little piggy flu is a "national emergency," you have to wonder if Chairman Zero has gone off his rocker. After all, piggy flu isn't even as deadly as the seasonal flu. You have a bigger chance of dying from over exposure to a Zero address to a joint session of Congress than you do from piggy flu.Good luck finding the vaccine, by the way. And the Zombiecrats want us all to believe government health care will be all cookies and cream.No, I'm thinking that, since Zero's become the Appeasement President, more interested in building...
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Top 10 Kevin Jennings Pick Up Lines
10. Is that a condom in your pocket, or are you just happy I’m with NAMBLA?9. Come with me to the janitor’s closet, son; I want to show you my tool.8. You remind me of a dreamy 15-year-old I once knew.7. Are you 16? You look so delicious I’d swear you were 15.6. Bring a condom. I’ll show you how safe your school can be.5. Did I ever tell you how interesting it is to be queerly raised from kindergarten?4. I’d like to...
We're Just Doing What We're Told
The other day, Chairman Zero read an eloquent speech (despite some Ebonics) from TOTUS that labeled the Democratic Party as being something akin to the party of the American Thinker (my extreme apologies to an excellent website for such an odious analogy).That is, according to the words Zero read from his teleprompter, Democrats are free thinkers, and, as such, their free thinkery is the only reason an overwhelming majority in both parts of the legislative branch of the federal government can’t come to a decision over the brewing...
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Shit I Said Somewhere (Most of It Stupid) That You Might Have Missed (And I Bet You Can’t WAIT to Read)
To be honest, I have a high pressure job that demands, I say demands, diversion. After all, Dr. Drama can’t be cool all 1 percent of his time, mind you: He needs to entertain (himself).I used to write this shit down in one of those little shirt-pocket notebooks -- until I realized I looked like a pencil-necked geek. Now I just look like a geek, without a notebook in his shirt pocket, because I post this stuff on Twitter, Facebook, and the sites of other bloggers.Why not? It’s not like anyone’s paying me per word, or paying attention.So...
Friday, October 23, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
A Quick Observation for Today
Time ... I need to win the lottery, and end the daily treadmill, because I have none. LOTS of future posts swimming through my ADHD-addled brain.But. Time?I got none.So here's just a little thought that occurred to me today. I'm pretty sure it's a mutual feeling among many, so I decided to share:If it's appropriate for the White House to label FOX "not a news organization," it's equally appropriate to label those in the White House "not real government."P.S. Isn't it cool when your stuff gets posted elsewhere without attrib...
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
And Now, Back to the Funny Pages
RANTING!<off>I haven't been around to snark anyone's pages, let alone these, for a few days for a variety of reasons, many having to do with evil minions of Chairman Zero and my recent rants.Let's just say I must be shit because I sure do attract a lot of flies.Then there's always the crazy fun I'm blessed with in my professional life, where I'm a mild mannered closet right-wing racist health care something or...
Monday, October 19, 2009
My Health Care Solution? Kill All the Lawyers, Pass Tort Reform, and Open the Insurance Borders
In which I use gmail to educate a liberal friend, and, in the meantime, cure the health care “crisis” …October 18:We don't need the system "overhauled," for chrissake. Do your homework. That's a code word straight from Obugger himself. Obugger is nothing more than a snake oil salesman selling you poison. Shame on you.There are only about 12 million people who are uninsured. Look it up. Obama's figures are whacked...because he's a fucking liar, and Joe Wilson is awesome for saying it. I see that fuck, I'm screaming it until my...
Saturday, October 17, 2009
The Health Care Risks of Fat Fucking Congressmen Who Want National Health Care For You
The other day a story came out in the Washington Post indicating that Senate plans for “health reform” could very much end up coming down to this: Get healthy or get fucking taxed to death, with the emphasis on dying sooner so you can get the hell out of the way.So, in the interest of clarity, let’s break down an April 2009 report by Politico, when the debate over national health takeover was just beginning so soon after...
My Infatuation with the English Innerwebz and a Few Humble Contributions
Just because Ron Russell never knows what to expect when he clicks in here (take a look at the keywords, by the way, Ron), I've got this for you all today:Some outstanding bloggers spread their excellence across the pond from Britain, and I sneak over for a peak, now and then, just because how they snark is so incredibly different than the way Americans approach the genre. There's a certain cadence to their craft that...
Friday, October 16, 2009
UPDATED: Proof Balloon Boy Was a Hoax?
Via FoxmulderOf course, there's the obligatory family denial.But then what about this home video?Above two links via AllahpunditP.S. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A "BIG ANNOUNCEMENT"; OR, MAYBE NOT. FIRST WE'D LIKE TO DRAG OUT THIS STORY AND KEEP OUR NAMES IN THE LIMELIGHT JUST A LITTLE WHILE LONGER. CARE TO SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS?!?!What a big friggin' circus. Richard Henne is certainly playing this one for all it's worth. Here...
How Pittsburgh Steelers Fans Teach Religion
Email today from my favorite homeschool mom, Mrs. ADHD: We've been reviewing the 10 Commandments and were on "Thou shall not kill." Thing 1 explained what the commandment means and added that we are not to hate people, but we may hate their actions. He paused, thinking about what he had just said, then asked, "Does this mean we're not allowed to hate the Cleveland Browns?"Response from Mr. ADHD:Tell him God gives us a pass on that one because God hates the Cleveland Browns t...
Thursday, October 15, 2009
“Why Do People Hate You?”
Guest post by Barack Hussein Obama, POTUS, LOTUS, and BOTUS*Since Dr. Dave planted this kid today to ask me that question during a town hall meeting I spoke at in New Orleans, I had Anita Dunn commandeer this dumbass web site so I could post my official response. So I could be clear. Or clearer than I was when I told that kid in public:I think that you've got to take it with a grain of salt. Some of it is just what's called politics where, you know, once one party wins, then the other party kind of gets -- feels like it needs...
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Limbaugh Dropped from Rams Group; Will Run for President Instead; Letterman, Meanwhile, Apologizes for Olbermann Rape Comments
ST. LOUIS -- Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh today was booted from a group seeking to buy the St. Louis Rams because fabricated Wikiquotes now constitute rock solid evidence on which the MSM can base race card smear campaigns.Limbaugh, meanwhile, said on his radio show that he'll take his $450 billion personal war chest -- earned exclusively by the increasingly anachronistic expression "sweat of his own brow" -- and launch a bid for the Republican presidential nomination against Democrat pResident Barack Obama...
Now ... That's More Like It
When I first saw the new Michelle Obama doll this morning, I was frankly disturbed by the depiction. Like the usual description of her fashion sense, it seemed absent of a few important details, such as reality, particularly in matters of waistline and belt placement.Luckily, I found a more lifelike version over here this afternoon.Now I can rest easier tonight, knowing that proportionality has been restored to the craft...
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
"Why Are You Are Republican?"
You know, my first blog post was a piece of garbage, but at least I wrote a coherent sentence.Michael Steele, head buffoon of the RNC and buddy of such great defenders of your liberty and your wallet as Olympia Snowe and Lindsey Graham and John McCain?Not so much.No wonder health care lives on .... Oh, and to answer the question: I'm not anymore. You know the ever popular expression: "I didn't leave the Republican Party...."What Up? For God's sake, man: Certainly not you.h/t: Hot Air, Pinkelephantpun...
Monday, October 12, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Obama Wins 2010 Miss Universe Title
UPDATE:Via King Shamus and Protein WisdomCNN’S WOLF BLITZER: In surprising news, we've just learned this morning that President mmm-mmm-mmm Barack Hussein Obama has been awarded the title of Miss Universe for 2010. Sources indicate his girly pitch at Major League Baseball’s All-Star game this past summer was so stunningly feminine it put him far beyond the talents and beauty of next year’s potential competition, and...
Friday, October 9, 2009
The Sad New Criteria for the Nobel Peace Prize
Sit for 20 years in the pew of a church with a pastor that says "God Damn America" and deny you ever knew about his dangerous and subversive hate speech.Ignore the man you picked to lead a "war of necessity" and endlessly debate whether to unleash a surge of troops or pull out, while the troops who volunteered to defend your way of life die.Release 78 terrorists from Gitmo, where they couldn't hurt anyone, into the wild so they can turn around and plot evil schemes to kill you and the people you purport to lead.Give millions...
Thursday, October 8, 2009
"Nancy Pelosi in Bathing Suit"
That's the search term some slob plugged into dogpile and subsequently hit this on my site tonight, the connection between travel agencies and swimwear still jamming the electrical impulses in my axons.I feel terribly slimy just coming across such analytics, like I've been standing two feet away from the president during a health care infomercial before a joint session of Congress and still need to wipe clean all the lies he's spit on me.Nancy Pelosi in bathing suit.Nancy.Pelosi.In.Bathing.Suit.What kind of sick and twisted...
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Call the Asshole Weasel Republicans Now ...
... and tell them you have their next election in your hands. Because they're about to cave on health care.And if they do ... I'm betting 9/12 will be the last time we assemble "peaceably."Don't think it will happen? Perhaps you've forgotten about the 8 asshole Republicans who helped cap and trade pass the House.Find your weasel, your least favorite weasel, or a fucking weasel who particularly needs to hear an angry...
The New Malaise
Obama's aura is no longer adored.He's become a ghoulish specter, an incarnation of dread that haunts our prospects for progress, infects our anxiety when we balance our checkbooks, clouds our ideal of the future.After 9 months in office, all he's accomplished is pain ... or ... as my friend Amusing Bunni commented here the other day ... he's "destroyed the economy, sucked up to our terrorist enemies, demoralized the...
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