Friday, October 30, 2009

And the Country Lived Happily Ever After


Cop #1: Ok, buddy. We caught ya red handed.

Cop #2: Book 'em, Danno, for violating the Constitution, theft of private property, excessive taxation, ignorant foreign policy, lying to 62 million voters, and selling his country's soul without permission for his own glorification.

Obamacriminal: Gee. I hope they put me in the same cell as someone from ACORN. Joe! Hey, Joe! It's all yours, now!

Joe Biden (offstage): Hey, Mr. President ... um ... Barack? Can I keep the Nobel Prize? And can you take Mobama with you? I watched her walk Yogi Berra to the mound for the first pitch of the World Series the other night, and I swear her hips touched first and third simultaneously.

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21 comments:

innominatus said...

Heh.
Barry's brain: way off base
Michelle's azz: on all bases at once

TexasFred said...

On my top 10 list of things I want to see before I die, this is #1...

Amusing Bunni said...

Beautiful! THis is right up there with me winning the Mega Lotto this weekend and living happily ever after....winning mega cash does that to me!

I love the Pic, Dave...hope it's prophetic

Gigits said...

I bet that will actually happen one day. Probably very soon!

Barking Spider said...

I would pay good money to see that happen for real!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Book'em Danno ...

foutsc said...

If we could really haul someone off on the charges you mention, Capitol Hill would be empty.

We can dream...

Most Rev. Gregori said...

Oh how I wish it was true (the picture I mean).

Ron Russell said...

That image is way too much Dr Dave. I would actually pay to watch such a thing. Maybe when it happens it will be on pay-for-view. Certainly will not be on the MSM, I can see Chris Matthews now crying and Keith O. Please Lord make my day.

Matt said...

You know, the reaction from the MSM would be even more hilarious than the actual event. Their verbal contortions to defend him would have to end up violating some physical laws.

The_Kid said...

I don't listen to Rush much, but heard a half minute the other day coming back from lunch.

Madoff is nothing compared to pelosi and reid and obama and the others. They are stealing trillions from the American people. Many of whom aren't even born yet.

By any true sense of the law, they should all be arrested and locked away.

I absolutely agree.

Velcro said...

I see in the "photo" that his secret service agents are nowhere to be found! :-) Did they lose when they drew straws?

The Daily Retard said...

So how do we make it happen, buddy? Because the charges are ALL true....

Obabmoron and the rest of those asshats have GOT to go.....

Teresa said...

I'd like to see the MSM's heads spinning after this happened. This needs to happen in a jiffy before our freedom and liberty is thrown away like garbage. How about us throwing out the actual garbage? It would be one hell of a haul, and worth it to save our country.

The Right Look said...

New caption:
"You can't arrest me! I'm the Second Coming! Didn't you know that? I have a mandate from the people! You two are racists! Don't wrinkle the suit!
Joe! Michelle! Revdum Jackson! Revdum Sharpton! It's a fair cop."

PLEASE throw away the key.

-j-

Anonymous said...

I'd be smiling for the rest of my life.

Always On Watch said...

If only!

powdergirl said...

I think prison life would suit your Muslim in Chief just exactly perfectly.

The near masturbatory sycophantism of his worshipful follower drones will have been just the foreplay required to prepare him for the more tactile and real love he'd encounter in a small, concrete cell.

Although not generally a proponent of prison rape, his fucking self congratulatory speech about the careful consideration he'll put in before placing any more of your soldiers 'in harms way' made me sick to my stomach. And meanwhile your men and ours are dying everyday with no back-up in sight.

Revolting. Arrest him by all means.

Anonymous said...

A dream in the making. Don't they say you have visualize your dreams to make them come true?

G.O.T. said...

". . . and I swear her hips touched first and third simultaneously."

Stick the kebab gut bucketing sleazebag Jacqui Smith in there with her and they'd score a home run without even leaving the plate ;-)

They say that everything in the USA comes to the UK, eventually, so really looking forward to Gordon 'Global Gonad Gobbler' Brown being hauled away by a couple of Bobbies.

One can but dream . . .

wv:tnucamabo ;-)

MK said...

"I swear her hips touched first and third simultaneously."

LOL Oh that's so unkind, but deserved.