Poetry Break: Wallace Stevens

Politics has been a bit of a drain on my psyche these past 10 days, and I just so happen to have come across a great Walt Whitman post over at Bungalow Bill's tonight that has inspired me, so I ask your forgiveness if I digress somewhat into a more deft and gentlemanly world for a post or two.The Emperor of Ice-Cream Call the roller of big cigars, The muscular one, and bid him whip In kitchen cups concupiscent curds. Let the wenches dawdle in such dress As they are used...

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Poetry Break: Wallace Stevens

Zombama Halloween Mask

Gee, I hope the kiddies start wearing these new Halloween masks to school so they don't have to keep singing anthems to Dear Leader. Hell, the visage is so realistic, one might even be able to sneak into the White House while wearing one.Wait...on second thought, better not try it. Obama's never really been seen at the White House. Security might actually not know who you are.UPDATE: In fact, if you DO show up at the...

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Zombama Halloween Mask

I Feel Safer Already

ReutersPresident Barack Obama tells fellow golfers on Sunday not to disclose that he's letting a third of the detainees at Gitmo go free ... so they can continue to seek out Americans for enlightened discourse on religion and ideology and the latest in bomb belts and cave dwelling and the exquisite taste of goat milk.Oops! I guess Obama wasn't too successful.But when, since January 20, 2009, has he be...

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I Feel Safer Already

The Bullshit Is Marching On...

You won't catch my kids doing this crap, though you may hear them singing "Barack the King of the Moonbats lived off Daddy's money..."School kids taught to praise Obama from alteredbeat on Vimeo.Filmed during June 2009 at the B. Bernice Young Elementary School in Burlington, NJ.via Dru...

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The Bullshit Is Marching On...

Piss on Anthropogenic Global Warming

Greenie whackos who run around claiming the sky is falling, there's too much carbon dioxide, and global warming is going to consume the world aren't really Chicken Little.They're Chicken Fucking Dumb.Humans couldn't possibly destroy Mother Nature; she's far more powerful than we are.That's why I haven't been around lately. That bi-atch dropped 16 inches of rain around my house over 7 days, 5 inches alone yesterday. Starting Sunday, little rivers literally flowed through my basement. I shop vacuumed. I broomed. I remained vigilant,...

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Piss on Anthropogenic Global Warming

If a President Makes the Rounds on 5 Talk Shows and No One Watches

Will he go the fuck away?One can only hope.TROLL DISCLAIMER: That's not meant to be funny at a...

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If a President Makes the Rounds on 5 Talk Shows and No One Watches

I'm Feeling Amazonian Tonight

You know, Amazon Women on the Moon.WHAT? Never heard of it? What a sheltered life you lead.If you don't click below, you'll miss the best thing Arsenio Hall's ever done on screen... Woof! Woof! Wo...

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I'm Feeling Amazonian Tonight

Bondage Belts and Other Mobama Horrors

Image via hereMore incivility from Dr. Drama's man cave:A new first lady fashion style was born yesterday, bondage belts (so named by Drudge). Can you imagine the thoughts running through Kathleen Sebelius's mind at that moment?Did she just rub her nipples against me?So this is what being in a nutcracker feels like.I saw that skirt on a hooker once.No, Mo...I'm not really into autoerotic asphyxiation.Why do I feel something...

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Bondage Belts and Other Mobama Horrors

Bush Was Black; Left Is Racist!

WASHINGTON -- In a stunning development, several sources revealed yesterday that former President George W. Bush has been wearing theatrical gloves and a mask all these years -- to hide the fact that he is actually black.The sources, all key members of the Democratic Caucus, also indicated that leftists have known all along of Bush’s real skin color but chose not to reveal the shocker in order to continue protesting...

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Bush Was Black; Left Is Racist!

Is Your Cat Racist?

These days, it's a fair question to a...

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Is Your Cat Racist?

The Big Thrill

With apologies to blackandgoldfan ...Obugger: You Iz Under My Powerz.Biden: Over Under Says I'm Prez in 2 Years.Pelosi: I Wonder When We'll Get the Threesome ...

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The Big Thrill

Your Baby Is a Stone-cold Racist

With its "See Baby Discriminate" article, Newsweek joins the long list of moonbat media regurgitating the latest DNC talking point:You're either with Obama, or you're with the racists. Even your baby.The evidence? DEFINITIVE PROOF! from the Children's Research Lab at the University of Texas, where kids were asked to answer these questions:How many White people are nice?(Almost all) (A lot) (Some) (Not many) (None) How many Black people are nice?(Almost all) (A lot) (Some) (Not many) (None) During...

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Your Baby Is a Stone-cold Racist

Great Moments in Race Relations … by Democrats

With all this talk of racist marches on Washington and racist comments made during presidential speeches and racist outcry over the pResident’s policies, we really should look at the facts. We all know that the Democratic Party has a long history of racism its members want you to forget. Jimmy Carter’s rant to CNN yesterday is one way they try to pretend that we’re the racists.What if they said what they really thought? Here's what it might look like:Charlie Rangel: I forgot to report that I once refused to let white folks rent...

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Great Moments in Race Relations … by Democrats

More Evidence of Obama's Healing Powers

In Obama's America, dissent is now the highest form of racism.How else can the words "you lie" transmogrify into a historic reprimand and a moonbat outburst from a marginalized peanut farmer who becomes more insane the older he ge...

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More Evidence of Obama's Healing Powers

How to Get Past the NY Slimes Prediction that "It'll Be Hard to Avoid Obugger Sunday"

The NY Slimes opines:It’s going to be awfully hard to avoid President Obama on television this Sunday.This, of course, does not take into account the majority of us who will put God and football before him.Including pre-game, and I do add into the mix pre-mass or church reflection, that's a good 14 or 15 hours of Obama-free time. Factor in Sunday morning breakfast with the ADHDs, reading the paper (or what remains of it), and tucking the little ADHDs in later that night, and...I'd say it's pretty easy to avoid seeing Obugger...

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How to Get Past the NY Slimes Prediction that "It'll Be Hard to Avoid Obugger Sunday"

Cool Words You Can Use in the House of NON-Representatives

pResident Barack Obama is something hated, something oppressive, who runs a bunch of thugs who pass themselves off as our half-baked nitwits handling foreign affairs, using legislative or judicial pork to become a disgrace to the country.Really. It says so right here.Sounds about right to me.h/t: Solo...

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Cool Words You Can Use in the House of NON-Representatives

Black Kids Beat White Kid, Cheer

Obama's election sure did bring on a post-racial era.Read here.See it he...

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Black Kids Beat White Kid, Cheer

Putting Lipstick on a Pig

Hopefully I'll be posting something of significance and visiting my blogger friends' acreage within the innerwebz sometime tonight or tomorrow.In the meantime, I'm busy in the real world (my day job), writing about the dreaded scourge, the deadly dilemma, the one and only media frenzy (other than health care legislation and tea parties and continued coverage of Joe Wilson's "racism"): Swine flu.Let's see if I get any...

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Putting Lipstick on a Pig

Mobsters Are Just Too Clean

After: 9/12 "Tea baggers"After: 1/20 ObamamoronsVia Six Meat Buf...

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Mobsters Are Just Too Clean

Classic Mob Sign for All Occasions

Because it's absolutely true...Via Always on Wa...

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Classic Mob Sign for All Occasions

I'm An Ugly American...

Along with all the other people depicted below.Sooooo....fuck you Obama, Pelosi, Reid, your 3 dozen czars, and everyone else you pay for, pay off, and pay to rub your ugly moles.Your mob enemies are here:Click the avatar collage for some shocking images of evil incarnate.Then click the legend to smell how huge, oh so huge, these ugly Americans are.From BigFurhat and the conveniently irresponsible and delicously irreverent...

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I'm An Ugly American...

BREAKING IN 2011: Implantable Microchip Backfires, Kills New Health Care Plan

Sometime in the not too distant future in a land right beneath your feet….WASHINGTON -- Amazing reports are coming in from all over the country today indicating that President Barack Obama’s new national health care plan is a fiasco -- but not for any of the reasons conservative protesters had predicted.Shocking details reveal that a microchip implanted in all Americans receiving national health care, in accordance with text starting on page 1,000 of H.R. 3200, has turned all recipients immediately into conservatives.“This is...

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BREAKING IN 2011: Implantable Microchip Backfires, Kills New Health Care Plan

9/11 Remembrance -- Andrew Alameno -- Project 2996

The memorial pages dedicated to the victims of September 11, 2001, speak to the lives of the 2,996 people who died that day, but mostly they speak to their loss and to what they are not here to witness today.One of the memorial pages for Andrew Alameno, 37, who worked as a trader in the North Tower of the World Trade Center, certainly is like that:Andy you are missed and I think about you often. God Bless your family.Andy,...

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9/11 Remembrance -- Andrew Alameno -- Project 2996

9/11 Remembrance -- James Walsh -- Project 2996

Back when life was a lot more simple and my view of the world was a lot less clear, September 11th happened.Then everything changed, for obvious reasons.Eight years later I still don't have the words to describe what that day was like, how I felt then, or what it means now.I do know I am not the same....On the one year anniversary of that day, the university I then worked at asked employees to plant an American flag on the lawn of the Cathedral of Learning, one for each of the nearly 3,000 people who died that day.I picked the...

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9/11 Remembrance -- James Walsh -- Project 2996

Poor, Whiny Zombiecrats

They can dish it, but they sure can't take it.Need some diapers Rahmbo, Pinky (Harry Reid's childhood nickname), Joey, or Wicked Witch of Congress? I'll bet Al has some extras.And for the little trolls...I know the image is Shopped; did you know this one w...

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Poor, Whiny Zombiecrats

"You Lie"

That's right, Joe Wilson, he is a liar.UPDATE: Again, and again, and again.After all, doesn't Obugger sound like a dad scolding a bunch of kids who just did as he does and not as he said to do? And did you catch Nancy Pelosi's look? It's almost as if she just heard a recording of herself calling the American people Nazis.Bugger off, Obugger. You do lie....you broken record sinking into irrelevancy fake high-IQ whiny asshole with terrible poll numbers whose only claim to fame is getting passed a Porkulus bill that hasn't done...

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"You Lie"

LEAKED! Tonight's BRAND SPANKIN' NEW, Never Before Been Uttered in 92 Previous Speeches, Health Care Message from Obama

.................Make your own at I Can Has Cheezburg...

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LEAKED! Tonight's BRAND SPANKIN' NEW, Never Before Been Uttered in 92 Previous Speeches, Health Care Message from Obama

All Your Hand Washes Are Belong to Us

Image via JEFFHEAD.COM"Kids, wash your hands." More great expert advice from the king of the moonbat zombies.Should they also stop breathing, Dr. Evil? I'm betting that would be great for your spiraling deficit and your need to have national health care passed.UPDATE: And will Democrats investigate the production of Obugger's speech to the kiddies... like they did when HW talked to kiddies in 1991?Probably not; they're...

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All Your Hand Washes Are Belong to Us

Cult of Dickheadery

I used to love this song. Back in the '80s I was a bit less political than today's 40-plus version of me.Why should I be political? I was just out of high school; I was single; I was drinking premium German beer at the age of 19 in the streets of Frankfurt, friggin' legally; and I had a girlfriend who got a boob job at the expense of the government (yeah, that's right, national health care gave me a few pleasant nights).What the Hell did I know?Nothing....Man, we were in a band. I was the singer. I was slim and virile and stupid...

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Cult of Dickheadery

Obama Initiates Cash for Czars Program

WASHINGTON -- In a striking move aimed at both shoring up his failing agenda and hoping to stop his administration from hemorrhaging into the worst since Jimmy Peanut-brained Carter’s, pResident Barack Obama today unveiled a bold new Cash for Czars program.“Van Jones was an environmentally-conscious Communist dedicated to outlandish statements, un-concealable past indiscretions, and irrepressible acts of irresponsibility,” Obama said during an impromptu news conference in the Rose Garden Sunday, attended by only a few remaining...

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Obama Initiates Cash for Czars Program

I Guess Being Racism Czar Was Too Much for Him

Van Gogogogogos.Dear Van...I'm sorry that I published "lies" about you by linking to your actual statements and actions.I have just one question: Will you later claim your resignation doesn't represent your views because you signed it without reading ...

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I Guess Being Racism Czar Was Too Much for Him

I Pledge...to Give Obugger the Middle Finger

Like this video does...

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I Pledge...to Give Obugger the Middle Finger

Van Jones Named Racism Czar

WASHINGTON -- Breaking new ground in race relations, President Barack Obama today gave controversial Green Jobs czar Van Jones another role at the White House: the nation’s first Racism czar.“I unveiled only the tip of the iceberg when I said the Cambridge police acted stupidly and subsequently complained about the history of racial profiling in this country,” Obama said during a press conference in the Blue Room at the White House, Jones standing nearby wearing a Kanye Was Right t-shirt. “With Van Jones as the point man on...

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Van Jones Named Racism Czar

DANGEROUS Finger Biting Moonbat at Large!

Authorities are looking for a Democrat with beady eyes, flesh peeling from his body, an incredibly shrinking brain, and the victim's blood still encrusted on his lips.He will walk in a herky-jerky manner indicative of someone with rigor mortis.If you see or know this zombie dressed in black...Click to enlarge...please call the Ventura County police at the number in this link (really).We wouldn't want the spread of the...

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DANGEROUS Finger Biting Moonbat at Large!

BREAKING! Secret Death Panel Orders Democrats to Take the Blue Pill

WASHINGTON -- Rather than continuing to fund expensive health care for foundering politicians, particularly when the president brags he’s “got a doctor who follows me everywhere,” a secret panel of bureaucrats has ordered Democrats to take the blue pill.The decision comes as President Barack Obama’s agenda continues to crumble, evidenced by a cap and tax bill going nowhere in the Senate and a contentious health care...

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BREAKING! Secret Death Panel Orders Democrats to Take the Blue Pill

Ted Kennedy Announces Candidacy for President of Hell

With gracious thanks to BigFurHat over at iowntheworld.com for creating a fantastic image to go with this piece.Hell, Circle 8.5 -- Just a week after his death, the greatest grafter of all time, former Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy, announced today that he was running for president of the netherworld.“This place is a disgrace,” Kennedy said, while bathing in boiling resin and drinking a fifth of Bushmills and getting...

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Ted Kennedy Announces Candidacy for President of Hell