I take that back...there was at least one bid for this item... you can enbiggen for the full effect:
I would have looked into this issue sooner, but buying Obama's crap hasn't been very high on my agenda, as most of you know. So here's a just a little sampling of stuff out there that no one else is buying...which, I'm guessing, means they're not buying the crap he's selling from the White House anymore, either.
Now, naturally...I wouldn't want a John McCain gargoyle either...principally because this one looks like The Grinch.
But a Barrack Obama gargoyle? Man, it's not even realistic...for instance, where are the horns and tail and forked tongue?
Speaking of shit that's untrue: who in their right mind would buy a button that says this?
I mean, one can take only so much bullshit.
And, really, you want bigger bullshit? Channel Martin Luther King, a lifelong Republican by the way, about this image below, and I'll bet you'll tap into a string of expletives ending with a resounding denunciation of Oprah's false Epiphany: "The muther just ain't 'The One.'"
After finding something like the above collectible, well, everything has to go downhill from here (the narrative line simply must track that way, you see). So let's start with these...which are especially useful for running the country into the ground, I'm told:
Then there are a million commemorative plates out there bearing the president's visage. I think the only thing I'd buy one for is to smash on the stoop of a new home...to ward off the ghosts of plummeting property values and higher real estate taxes and impending stagflation.
Now, if you ask me, the only good reason to buy an Obama doll is to see if you can turn it into a voodoo doll to...um...inflict...um...your will on at least one arm of the federal government.
But...alas...the real McCoy is no longer available (and, I apologize, but you WILL have to enbiggen this one yourself):
The funny thing is...the more rocks you turn over, the more likely you are to find something entirely unexpected, thanks to this fellow.
Well...I'm glad we can at least put that issue to rest, aren't you?
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Looking at the Obama commemorative plate is a real appetite killer...it might just be the perfect gift for that porky relative that needs to go on a diet but lacks motivation.
Wow, cool site you've got here. How would you like to be some distributor holding scads of this Obama crap? My guess is this junk will be turning up in landfills everywhere. Kind of a fitting place for, dontcha think? Johnnymac.
I know of a good use for the running shoes: Find the spots where Obama and his family walks their dog, step in the dog's mess, let the stuff dry out and get hard, then throw the shoes at Obama! Unlike George Bush, he'll be slow to react, and get smacked by the shoes!
Now that's CLASS right there!
I bet you can find the Obama "Change Has Come" commemorative plate on Ebay someplace too. Thing is, it's not microwave safe-- it'll throw sparks if you try to heat up leftovers, I found out. :-)
Yes, class, the low-rent kind, is my best attribute.
But DAMN, Karen. I think the bigger issue is: What on earth were you doing with an Obugger commemorative plate in your microwave?
@Mitchell77006...anything with Obugger's face on it kills my appetite.
@Anonymous...well thank you, sir! I think anyone who was looking to make big bucks off Obugger started discounting their stuff the minute he rammed through Porkulus, without anyone having it read it. Once cap-and-slave went through, with, apparently, only John Boehner having read it, well, I'm betting all of the merchandise hounds are giving this crap away at flea markets all over the country.
@Moonbat slayer...I like your way of thinking, my friend.
All of that Obama memorabilia crap just goes to show the depth of depravity of the majority of American people (probably caused by all that weed and LSD that was consumed in the 1960's & 70's. I think those Obama plates would make great targets for skeet shooting.
There are some things you need to know about the shoes...
1. You need the permission of three different federal agencies to purchase them. After all, they have to make sure you need them.
2. You need to take a federally mandated safety course to make sure that you know how to use them correctly.
3. By wearing them, you automatically consent to work for ACORN to sign up 50 fraudulent voter registrations a day (shhhhhhhhh)for a year.
4. You have to fill out 150 forms, and do an environmental impact study before you dispose of them.
How ya likin that change?
I'm kinda disappointed to see that the Birth Certificate debate has been put to rest. I really thought we had the bugger on that one.
Lord Almighty, that's a horrible collection of crap.
Just about the only pic you're missing is one of the Obama chia pet POS.
I admire your stamina in putting that post together, Dr. Dave...
This reminds me of Colbert Report episode...
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You know what I enjoy the most? Obama dartboards sold by people oblivious of the fact such a present could be used in a less then polite spirit...
Geez Dr Dave, is that blood splats on the King vs Obama portrait? Just curious! Hmm and why is Martin Luther looking the other way, like he wants to be anywhere but there?
"....who in their right mind would buy a button that says this?"
A lot of dumb leftists Dave, there's one born every minute.
I'd park some serious coin down on that birth certificate...for all we know, it probably is THE REAL ONE!
I came on here to welcome you to our blog and laughed so hard I nearly had to change pants. Anyways, welcome to KOOK's manifesto. I am Andrew33. We are on a crusade (not making muslims happy using that word) to bring about the end of reproduction and eventual extinction of the SHEEPLE. As I'm sure you know, one a sheeple opens it's eyes, the chromosomes that shrink it's brain unravel ad a normal person emerges. It is a beautiful sight that I have witnessed firsthand. I wil have it known that I seriously have post concussion disorder which is just like ADD. Maybe that's why I find your site so entertaining. anyways, welcome to our blog and please feel free to lay out opinions there anytime whether you agree or not. Welove a good debate. By the way my pet Asian Leopard tried to get your grinch. (no kidding)
You know, Bishop, I can hear it now..."PULL!"
@Matt...That could be why no one wants them!
@Nickie...it had to end sometime, so now maybe we can focus on impeaching him for ruining the country.
@Track-a-'Crat...I'm saving the chia pet for a future post about him growing marijuana in the oval office.
@Ramblings...yeah, Colbert did this a few months ago...I just wanted to put the ebay spin on it (thanks to The American Thinker).
@Friggin Loon...precisely!
@MK...they're actually NOT buying the crap, or most of it, which is a wonderful sign he's lost his luster.
@Belle...I'm betting it IS the real one.
@Andrew33...Welcome! I came across your place last night and enjoyed it, and I'm glad you enjoyed your visit here. Stop by again soon!
The ofisshal birth certificate had me laughing so loud The Sea Hag came out of her room to see what the hell was going on! BTW, Dr. Dave, check the right sidebar over at The Daily Retard, links to your posts are showing up there...
I just wanna know who´s the precog who made Obama in the likeness of a gargoyle (useful for the spewing of unwanted and unnecessary waste from its mouth) with a Jimmy Carter smile.
The polar opposite of MLK, Jr. The continued comparisons disgust me. "Look ya'll. He's black just like MLK, Jr. That means he has so much in common." Congratulating themselves for electing a 'black' man because of course that's what Dr. King was all about. Do these folks (leftist commie kool-aid drinking apologists) not read or study history? Bleech! Good post Doc.
Went to ebay myself - Palin is catching up with Bush now. Looks like the crap collection is truly something that bridges both sides of the aisle.
Where's the friggin bobble-heads Doc.
At least they accurately reflect his mental prowess--and his iron resolve.
Hi Dr. Dave! When I saw that fly, I laughed so hard! Is that a real e-bay post? I ask because if it was, some bho worshipper would probably buy it.
I wouldn't want any of that crap if you paid me to take it.
And, just like the Rev. said, I agree the only good use for that dross would be target practice. Now, if they put his ugly mug on paper targets you buy at the range, some entrenpreneur could make ALOT of cash selling those, I'll bet ;-)
But it will all be worth a lot when someone shoots him.
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