Feed Your ADHD: Iowahawk for Car Czar

Like this doesn't come as a surprise, FFS. Rattner's toast; Iowahawk's stock has never been higher. Obugger, you listening? Do something smart for a change.

I nominate Iowahawk for Car Czar.

Start the Groundswell

Most Irreverent Comments (Sometimes Excellent, Sometimes Really Friggin' Dumb)

Another important reason this crap can't pass: Because I don’t want a man who says “oh, just take a pill” to be in charge of my Epidural decisions. And I do NOT trust the Government with a speculum. -- SnarkandBoobs

Keep up the great work Patriots....or Dr. Dave will come over there and fuck you up! Amusing Bunni

I love your blog -- it makes me laugh through this frikin crap. You totally rock -- Stay ADHD. -- Suzan B. (via email)

What accomplishments has he made, well let me share with you. 1) He appointed a heterophobic NAMBLA loving Moonbat to keep our schools safe. Phew!!! 2) Van Jones anyone. I mean that guy was GOLD! He sure told whitey what's what. 3) His wife... FINALLY PROUD. And he did that for her, how wonderful. 4) APORN anyone? 5) He's given all those poor little tax cheats jobs on his cabinet. See he takes care of the more fortunate. 6) He's driven Israel to finally admitting peace will never happen. 'Bout time. 7) He voted present. A lot. 8) He threw a million dollar luau for the wonderful members of congress. On the taxpayer dime. 9) HE WON! 10) Helloooooooo, the guy TRIPLED THE DEFICIT IN 6 MONTHS. That is some accomplishment. 11) He hangs out with cool domestic terrorists like Billy Ayers. In fact his friends are all so awesome he deserves an award just for them....I mean who can forget Pfleger. 12) And he wants to spread the wealth. Crack whores need love too kids. -- Jenn of the Jungle

I think I just threw up in my mouth, a little bit. You're a sick puppy, Dr. Dave... -- Solomon

How about a warning on posts like this? I read it over dinner and choked twice. -- Nickie Goomba

You magnificent bastard. I save your posts for last in the reading order because it keeps me from breaking into my ammo stash. You polish your own gold?????? I use homeless children. -- The Liberty Pen

I'm getting chills! You know, down my spine - not the ghey little leg tingles that Chrissy M gets. All 'cuz I had no idea the growing crowds of outraged citizens were so carefully orchestrated, and I am privy to the inner workings! I feel a surge of power like Gordon Gekko must feel when he pulls off an insider trade! -- innominatus

Why must you publish the inner workings of the Right Wing Conspiracy? This can only hurt the cause. Being a white male, I too am branded a swastika-wearing crypto-nazi by liberals. Nevermind that my Eastern European grandparents were dragged to nazi Germany, pressed into slave labor and thank God they got out alive and immigrated to America. I'm glad no one besides us angry right-wingers engage in stereotyping. -- foutsc

Could you stop it please? The kids want to know why I'm snorting my coffee out my nose instead of stepping and fetching for them. -- powdergirl

All I can say is: Hey, if any of you dip wad liberals read this, see if you can get my email address. If you do, send me an email and I will forward you my home address. That way you can stop by so that I could run my bishop's staff up your hind quarters; that way you can attend your next Liberal get-together as a Popsicle. -- Most Rev. Gregori

I gotta say your Update reply comments are the BEST & funniest things I have ever read, I have to do a guest post of them one of these days, You are my comedic IDOL! -- Amusing Bunni

Christ! Those Daily Kos tossers are a barrel of laughs. Not. They must have had their sense of humour surgically removed by a scythe wielding inbred when they were about 6 months old. FFS don't they know satire when they read it! -- Grumpy Old Twat

That's the best snark I've read in quite a while, doc! And an excellent and deserving target - or should I say, targets. -- Steamboat Magoo

You should keep me here...I'm an easy target, you have fun calling me a pussy and I enjoy calling you out on your racist rants! Win, win! -- Steve B. [DR. DAVE: Sure, you can stay, Steve B., as long as you don't mind me, and everyone else here, telling you, as my British friends say, to fuck the fuck off, now and then.]

Quick question: Do you--or other conservatives--actually believe that diaper & bunny-ears photo is real? It's a photo-shop job, with a joke that does not resonate. I realize most of your other shots here are photo-shopped, but the bunny-ear one is often presented (at places like FreeRepublic) as though it is genuine. Just wondering. -- James L. Greenlee

Fear not fellow capitalist, the tree of liberty from time to time needs blood to nourish. Our generation has been blessed by those that have gone before us. Our time is now; we are bigger, stronger, and smarter than those wishing to enslave us. Freedom and truth will again prevail; the most unlikely will join us willingly not by force. The cards are stacked in our favor. One more thing: fuck the bastards. -- Richard Mortimer

"Love, Love, Love it!!! I saw in a follow-up, you mentioned some complaints you received....It's not good satire unless you tick someone off." -- Leslie H.

"Nice knowing you! BTW, what's the mailing address for Gitmo? I'll try to mail you some beer or something like that." -- Ross

"Calling President Obama 'Hussein' shows you have deep-seated racial issues against African-Americans to work out. I will pray for you." -- Anonymous

"Your site's content is brilliantly sardonic... :) Dare I say inspirational and definitely insightful? I added you to my blog list at NoisyRoom.net/blog. Your blog is great." -- via Facebook

Jimmy_C "@feedyouradhd will be picked up by men in black suits someday. Until then, if you are a liberal, you will be offended;) http://ow.ly/8UGb" -- via Twitter

Sometimes, you scare me. LMAO -- Kate

Just so I'm known as fair, I rejected a comment from "Anonymous" this morning, because the person (and I use that term loosely) outed my real name without having the decency to leave their own. The text of the comment (without my name) is as follows: "Anonymous said..._______ liked it much better when we had a president who enjoyed sacrificing American lives for foreign ones. I forgot he's such a patriot. Come on people, you realize that you are reading the blog of someone who will most likely end up in some cabin in Montana. _______ is one step away from t kazinsky. :)" -- Anonymong and Me