SILENCE! The Takeover Continues...Bloggers Beware!

Now that the next gold rush...I mean, free-for-all for government cash (that doesn't exist) is on to expand the welfare class again, thanks to b. Hussein's pompous signature of GoFrigYourselfus today, next on the evil Zombies' agenda is the Fairness Doctrine...the outright silencing of talk radio in America.

But...HARK!

The evil plot has many tentacles (the leathery sound of Zombies rubbing their hands together maniacally should be filling your ears right about now...gee...I hope their fingers don't fall off).

Not only will you soon cease to hear your favorite voices (rather than join the legal battles sure to follow or struggle to find any "progressive voices" people will listen to -- and advertisers will sponsor -- in order to "balance" their airwaves), many radio stations will choose alternative formatting...like the Adventures of the Thin Man, The Green Hornet, and daytime soaps...which will soon fizzle out on TV anyway.

It gets even better....

If Henry Waxman, the odious Creature from the Black Lagoon in the flesh, has his way...this is what you'll read here on these pages at some point in the future....
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...because WaxMonkey (he does kinda look like a little bald monkey, doesn't he?) has it in for bloggers, too. (Some of you probably might like me to shut up anyway...and, I have to admit, it would be nice to put my ADHD to better use...like trying to find a baseball player who hasn't done steroids for my kid to idolize.)

As yesterday's American Spectator article quotes a House staffer saying, WaxMonkey wants to stick his claws into the Internet and find out:

Does one heavily trafficked Internet site present one side of an issue and not link to sites that present alternative views?

Umm...gee...WaxMonkey....I don't claim to be "heavily trafficked," but I sure as shit claim to present one friggin' side of an issue. Why the hell should I present the other side when I don't believe it, or believe in it? Besides, what's the old radio adage? "If you don't like the station, turn the dial."

Does this mean that WaxMonkey and the FCC would have places like Ace of Spades, Newsbusters, Atlas Shrugs, Iowahawk, and other popular "one-sided" sites shut down if they don't adhere to the rulings of "advisory boards" that would act as watchdogs to ensure "community needs and opinions" are given fair treatment?

Will we soon be required to file a license with the FCC, or these local "advisory boards," in order to blog? Will the Huffington Post (yeah...right!)?

Does this not alarm you?

It should.

But no...I'm just some little right-wing wacko who sees DANGER! WILL ROBINSON! DANGER! in the encroaching (liberal) federal power grab. (You mean like the FCC being able to adopt new rules that put a lid on the First Amendment without having to run them through Congress or the President? You friggin' BETCHA! That's why the Zombies are ALSO looking to put a lid on the defender of all the Amendments.)

And besides, all D.C. really has to do is say: Google...you have an agenda...so do we. So let's have Quid pro quo...now!

Then...

SILENCE!

Follows.

UPDATE: Shit...why am I worried about my ability to spew idiocy when REPUBLICANS are talking about helping b. Hussein nationalize the banks!?! That's it. I'm pulling my market accounts and investing in gold...and pre-Obama stamp ammo.

UPDATE II: Well...I'll be damned. b. Hussein doesn't like the Fairness Doctrine. That doesn't mean I believe him.