New York Mayor Mikey Bloomberg picked the perfect couple to drop the ball at Times Square tonight: Bill and Hill Clinton.
They’ve been dropping the ball for a long time. And it's amazing that, on the eve of 2009, they're still around.
The Clintoons dropped the ball on health care reform. We’re still talking about it. Need I say more?
The Clintoons dropped the ball on the 1993 World Trade Center bombing. Al Qaeda (and Osama bin Laden) are still alive and well (no thanks to W. and crew), and the WTC is gone.
The Clintoons dropped the ball on Israel, having pushed for Palestinian sovereignty over Gaza, the West Bank, and the Israeli settlements. That went real well, didn’t it?
The Clintoons dropped the ball on America, after promising the most ethical administration ever. Umm…Vincent Foster, Ron Brown, Marc Rich, Monica Lewinsky, Kathleen Willy and a few hundred thousand others (both dead and alive) might have something to say about that.
The Clintoons dropped the ball on the dictionary. Otherwise, we would have a clearer definition of what the meaning of “is” is.
The Clintoons dropped the ball on all lawyer jokes. A disbarred ex-president can’t be topped.
The Clintoons dropped the ball on the White House. They took souvenirs on the way out the door: presidential seals, silverware…it’s still surprising they didn’t take a limo.
You know the score…it’s neverending.
Happy New Year, America. Let’s hope, while they’re dropping the ball, it falls on them.