"A Bill Can Be Bipartisan without Bipartisan Votes"

All hail the wisdom of The Wicked Witch of Congress. They've had plenty of opportunity to make their voices heard. Bipartisanship is a two-way street. A bill can be bipartisan without bipartisan votes. Republicans have left their imprint.She'll get you, my pretty. Ah hahahahahah...

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"A Bill Can Be Bipartisan without Bipartisan Votes"

Hard Times At The Olympic Village: A Moment Of Truth

In our frantic world there are dire emergencies every day. We are overwhelmed by disasters.Port Au Prince is still in shambles from a 7.0 earthquake that killed hundreds of thousands.Chile is reeling from a 8.8 earthquake that killed hundreds.First the eastern seaboard and now the Northeast US buried in record breaking snow fall.Floods and mudslides kill scores on Maderia Island, Portugal.A minaret collapses during prayers...

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Hard Times At The Olympic Village: A Moment Of Truth

UPDATE: (Now With The Music Video!) Barack Obama: "We Can't Control Nature"

Take it to the bank. Obama admits "global warming" is a hoax. What will he say next, that doctors know more about health care than he does?h/t: Weasel ZippersUPDATE: And, now, the music video! Via iOwnTheWorldUPDATE II: Wow! Al Gore surfaces; it seems "global warming" lives!It would be an enormous relief if the recent attacks on the science of global warming actually indicated that we do not face an unimaginable calamity requiring large-scale, preventive measures to protect human civilization as we know ...

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UPDATE: (Now With The Music Video!) Barack Obama: "We Can't Control Nature"

Obama Proposes False Teeth Exchange in Healthcare Proposal

Thanks to a somewhat Regressive friend for playing along and doing this fine Photochoppage for me.DISTRICT OF CRIMINALS -- Seeking to continue momentum on his stunning victory this week over Republicans at the Blair House Healthcare Summit, pResident Joker proposed a radical new way to pay for his $1 trillion healthcare bill:"There will be a Republican retirement check in every American's pocket and a relative's false...

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Obama Proposes False Teeth Exchange in Healthcare Proposal

Al Gore's 30 Pieces of Silver

The wheels are finally coming off the Global Warming bus. Revelations that the data proving the "hockey stick" warming disappeared fom Dr. Jones sock drawer and manipulated temperature readings from across the globe have rocked the AGW movement. Scientists are either scrambling for excuses or have climbed into Maxwell Smart's "Cone of Silence." Al Gore is among the latter, he ain't saying squat as people throw the AGW...

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Al Gore's 30 Pieces of Silver

Who's Being Served?

What is a servant? This is a perfectly good question that should have a simple answer; except when it comes to politics. The word "servant" is from an Old French noun meaning to attend or wait upon. A trusted servant was (and still is) a valuable commodity. Servants ran the household, reared children and in many instances preserved the fortune of the family. Because of the position of trust they enjoyed, some were treated...

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Who's Being Served?

Canadian Women's Hockey Team Has Orgy at Center Ice

At least you'd think that were the case, the way the media is behaving about these ecstatic women knocking back a few swigs and puffing on cigars (I no longer use the term MSM since it's pretty obvious the paid media aren't even close to being mainstream).The problem is that Marie Philip Poulin was among those photographed with alcohol and she is one month shy of her 19th birthday, which is the legal drinking age in...

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Canadian Women's Hockey Team Has Orgy at Center Ice

Liars, Theives, and Clowns #3

Posted on behalf of JamieMymood Ahminajihad says that he wants nukes for nuclear power… coincidentally, so does Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, mmm, mmm)… Do you believe either one?No matter how deep the evidence is stacked, Nancy Pelosi continues to lie about being briefed by CIA about EIT’s…Poor Zero. He forgot to learn in school that listening requires keeping his mouth sh...

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Liars, Theives, and Clowns #3

Obama: America's Marxist Fruitcake

Remember the fruitcake your mother's second cousin mailed to the house every Christmas? It sat there moldering in the tin on the dining room table until well after New Year's Day had come and gone. Maybe one or two small pieces were cut out with a chainsaw by the more adventurous of your friends and relatives. It always disappeared before the Superbowl or as soon as Dad figured he could get away with trashing it. Obozo...

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Obama: America's Marxist Fruitcake

UPDATED: Obama Shows His Ass

Calling Republican solutions to health care problems "talking points" and telling John McCain "the election's over" for pointing out the stupidity of Obamacare, the pResident gets right down to brass tacks about what the Blair House health care "summit" was really all about: politics.Zero the hero never fails to disappoint when he's off TOTUS.Via Noisy RoomOf course, Yahoo saw it as Zero trying to rebuff McCain's "attack."UPDATE:...

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UPDATED: Obama Shows His Ass

"Police Arrest Everyone on February 22nd" and Other Headline Gaffes

Were they working for Obama?I used to write for the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, back in the '90s, right around the time they started interleague play in Major League Baseball. The Cleveland Indians were in town to play the Pirates, and their pitcher, Bartolo Colon (pronounced cologne), pitched a two-hitter. Our Sports department used the following headline as the sports lead the next day: The Sweet Smell of Colon.I wish...

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"Police Arrest Everyone on February 22nd" and Other Headline Gaffes

Comrade Stalin, Pick Up On Line One

We keep getting glimpses of the Obama mindset, the Chicago Thugocracy if you please, represented by off hand remarks made by the President as well as those close to him. The insight generated by these remarks is not comforting at all.Obama and his supporters have a problem with people who oppose their proposals. The Soviets had the same problem and addressed it in their own way.Funny thing, the Soviets and the Nazis...

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Comrade Stalin, Pick Up On Line One

Return to Community Organizer in Chief, Part 2

The other day I mentioned the Obama administration had a special duty for me:I was selected ordered to participate in the American Community Survey (ACS). Never heard of it? Neither did I, until the edict arrived in the mail from the Community Organizer in Chief, via one of his many bootlicking lackeys, Robert M. Groves, director of the United States Department of Commerce.I'll receive the survey in a few days, the edict...

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Return to Community Organizer in Chief, Part 2

Eric Holder Must Be an Honorary Member of Al Queda

Why else would the Justice Department contain nine ... yes, nine ... appointees that once either represented or advocated for Guantanamo detainees? That's about as brilliant as posting online the Cliff Notes of a trillion-dollar wealth share bill you know you don't have enough votes for, just before you put on a sham puppet show in the name of "bipartisanship," not that I'm crying or anything. The surprising admission...

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Eric Holder Must Be an Honorary Member of Al Queda

Obama's Healthcare Trap

Posted on behalf of Jamie.Now that The One we’ve been waiting for has put out His own healthcare talking points, you have to wonder why the Republicans are bothering to go to the White House on Thursday… Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, mmm, mmm) only wants to discuss what’s in His plan. So much for the free exchange of ideas… It’s just more of Him focusing like a laser on jobs, jobs, jobs (which isn’t His responsibility ...

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Obama's Healthcare Trap

Something's In The Air

QUESTION: When is a shitstorm not a shitstorm?ANSWER: When it is brewing right under the nose of the MSM.Oh yes. There is something nasty in the air. It leaves a greasy tang inside your nostrils if you walk through the foul mist emanating from the White House. Maybe Obama's gotta cut back on Michelle's sewer-enriched collard greens.From Jeffrey Lord in the American Spectator:A bombshell has just exploded in the 2010...

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Something's In The Air

UPDATED ... They're Going to Starve the Beast

That's right. And regressives think Obamacare is about them.Hardly.It's about throttling the health insurance industry to the point where no one can get coverage for treatment of even a hangnail, causing enough of us middle class morons to scream to the top of Capitol Hill for a government net to save us, in the form of a public option, so they can shove us unceremoniously into the stew among the welfare and social security...

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UPDATED ... They're Going to Starve the Beast

The "TEA Party Is Going Nowhere"?

To borrow what should be a trademarked expression from Logistics Monster, AYFKM?Gubenator, I know it takes a lot to get intelligence pounded into thickheaded steroid-using misogynist Western European Regressives such as yourself, but I can assure you that if the TEA Party movement were "going nowhere" we wouldn't have seen Republican victories in Virgina and New Jersey and Massachusetts these past few months. We are NOT "just an expression of anger."We are the future, a future, I might add, you do not have.Perhaps, given that...

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The "TEA Party Is Going Nowhere"?

Snarky Photo Reel: Obama's Week in Review #7

Posted on behalf of JamieThings aren’t looking too good for The One at the end of His first year… The only good thing is that He still doesn’t get it as shown by His continued push for gov’t Obamacare.I thought The One we’ve been waiting for was going to shift from healthcare to jobs, jobs, jobs… Note to Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, mmm, mmm): If you read Article 2, Section 2 of the Constitution, you’ll see that neither...

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Snarky Photo Reel: Obama's Week in Review #7

Return to the Community Organizer in Chief

Today I was selected ordered to participate in the American Community Survey (ACS). Never heard of it? Neither did I, until the edict arrived in the mail from the Community Organizer in Chief, via one of his many bootlicking lackeys, Robert M. Groves, director of the United States Department of Commerce. I'll receive the survey in a few days, the edict tells me. The 28-page questoinaire [download a pdf here] is separate...

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Return to the Community Organizer in Chief

UPDATE: What Hero?

I just got through reading the online suicide note of Joseph Stack, the software engineer who flew his single-engine Piper Cherokee into an Austin, TX, office building. Apparently he not only killed himself but took another person's life as well and injured a dozen more. And he missed the IRS office he was aiming at in the first. This was not only suicide but also murder and assault.But before setting foot in the cockpit,...

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UPDATE: What Hero?

Liars, Clowns, and Thieves #2

Posted on behalf of JamieThe One has finally met with the Dalai Lama… Let’s see if the Manchurian Candidate carries out his mission.We wouldn’t want to anger our creditors, the Chinese – put the Dalai Lama out with the garbage.Iran wants nuclear weapons? Go figure? Who wudda thunk? After all, a country with all that fossil fuel would naturally be desperate for nuclear power… and Iran is on track to be a world leader...

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Liars, Clowns, and Thieves #2

Healthcare Protesters Wield Pitchforks, Torches in CT

Tea baggers tea bagged the Connecticut Business and Industry Association this week, menacing the civic organization that provides health insurance to small businesses.Carrying pitchforks and torches, the tea bagging cluster$%^ of labor unions and health care groups marched down Church Street in Hartford Tuesday night to let the state’s largest business lobby know that they want health care reform.I guess these tea bagger...

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Healthcare Protesters Wield Pitchforks, Torches in CT

J'Accuse

The poisonous lying stripper who falsely accused the Duke lacrosse players of rape is now facing charges of arson and attempted murder. From ABC News:The Durham Police Department told ABC News that Crystal Gale Mangum got into an argument with her boyfriend, Milton Walker, shortly after midnight on Thursday. The arrest warrant claims that Mangum, 33, scratched, punched and threw objects at Walker before taking all of his clothes and setting them on fire in a bath tub. Firefighters were sent to the home to extinguish the blaze.Funny...

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J'Accuse

SHOCKING! 5 Muslim Soldiers Arrested for Trying to Poison Ft. Jackson Food Supply

A Photochop by JamieI would have NEVER guessed this sort of thing could happen. Zero is, after all, doing much better than W. at protecting us, so hawkish he's even responsible for the turn around in Iraq. I love good fiction; don't you?And this happened before Christmas, before Fruit of Kaboom. Why are we just hearing about it now?Apparently, it's all about the transparency.UPDATE: Maggie's Notebook and Gateway Pundit...

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SHOCKING! 5 Muslim Soldiers Arrested for Trying to Poison Ft. Jackson Food Supply