Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Snarky Jabs at Democrats

A Photochop by Jamie

The Community Organizer in Chief should nominate a “Corpse-man” Czar. He’ll need one after most of the Congresscrats get killed at the polls in November.

That’s why every Democrat should write these four words on their hand: I’m going to lose.

Then again, it would be a lot easier for the nation if Obama just bought every Democrat in Congress a Toyota.

BTW, did you notice the four words written on Obama’s hand during his “rare” news conference yesterday? “I enjoy acting stupidly.”

On the other hand, he’d written: "I love Larry Sinclair."

Speaking of hands, I wonder if the Democrats will do a hand count of the number of kids shoveling snow and guys earning overtime plowing it these past few days and tell us next month that they saved or created a million jobs in February.

If they do, they’ll be able to narrow that pesky gap between jobs lost in the private sector and jobs gained at the government trough.

If the population of moose is dwindling in Minnesota, it's not because of global warming, especially since their numbers are growing in other states. I'm pretty sure they're just leaving to get away from all the Democrats.

I’m no longer going to question Obama’s faith or citizenship; it's clear he puts his faith in government and that he’s a citizen of the New World Order.

Maybe Obama's just a big joker. He can't really believe that shoving socialism down your peasant throat is bipartisanship, while trying to stop insanity makes you a member of the party of “no.”

I think Mobama’s right: her fat ass is a threat to national security.

Obama is backing off having weeks ago called Wall Street execs obscene and the height of irresponsibility and shameful and outrageous for accepting bonuses, probably because Congress raising the debt limit to $1.9 trillion makes Wall Street look like a 5-year-old's lemonade stand.


My other site said...

Will they count kids shoveling snow?

Not only will they, but they'll try to see if they can be taxed as well.

Brooke said...

Oops, that last one was me.

Snarky Basterd said...

I thought that was you, Brooke.

innominatus said...

If I were barry, I'd sleep in a separate room. Mobama's ample ass has enough gravity to bring satellites crashing out of orbit.

innominatus said...

If I were barry, I'd sleep in a separate room. Mobama's ample ass has enough gravity to bring satellites crashing out of orbit.

Snarky Basterd said...

She might have terrify him with her stick and barrys, too.

Teresa Rice said...

Gee... Irresponsible, shameful, and outrageous sounds like a good description of Obama and his cronies. Luv the pic!

Snarky Basterd said...

Along with thieves and liars and assholes.

Eric Pearson said...

Our Democratic Party representatives in Washington are no longer bothering with letting sound arguments and good reasoning rule the day when they can steal from others to finance their own success, and never mind the truth when our political elite can gain power by lying and manipulation. Pushing and pulling data just like the Republicans; these Democratic Party hucksters press their agenda of fear all the same to their own desired outcomes as well.

Many of us are now ashamed to be Democrats. More than that, we have come to fear our own Democratic Party. Hatred and corruption - the roots of socialism - are on the march as they have never been before, and leading this march is our Democratic Party. Increasingly, mainstream Democrats are uncomfortable with what they are seeing in our party. All the more, we know it is dangerous.

We as Democrats are marching in a parade with people Harry Truman or even Jack Kennedy would not recognize - socialist (also know as progressives) who think that Western civilization began in 1969. Strangely, without meaning to, we the mainstream Democrats find ourselves representing this "socialist movement." However, for the "socialist" within our Democratic Party, there is nothing so strange about it. Socialist have always sought to leverage corruption for the sake of power.

As a result, our Democratic Party has already lost the equivalent of every member we have acquired over the past seven years or more, and many of them are now supporting the tea party. More importantly, a recent Newsweek cover declared, "We are all socialists now."

Meanwhile our middle-class families are looking for more than empty promises. They want to go back to work. And they want our Democratic Party representatives who run Washington to stop pursuing a big government, big spending agenda that includes a government takeover of health care, stimulus bills, a new national energy tax and taxpayer-funded bailouts.

In spite of everything our Democratic Party representatives in Washington will borrow $1.6 trillion this year, or about $15,000 for every household in the country. Over the next 10 years our federal government is expected to borrow an additional $8.5 trillion, and this is on top of the 12 trillion we currently owe. These figures are beyond being enormous, especially since we already pay one in seven dollars in interest.

Thank you, and God bless America

Eric Pearson, Democratic Party candidate for US Congress in the 5th district, Tennessee.


Eric Pearson said...

I'm a Democrat of the Democratic Party, and I do not agree with our Democratic Party representatives in Washington.

Our Democratic Party has abandoned many of its older principles and ideals, and we as Democrats are extremely dissatisfied with the 'Change We Can Believe In' politicians and their obsession with making our Nation more like the Europe our founding fathers had left behind.

Most Democrats already know their pleas to the Democratic Party are only being answered by repeated insult and injury. Many of our elected officials are no longer thinking of themselves as being our representatives, but instead refer to themselves as leaders in the true form of tyrants.

To all intents and purposes our elected representatives within the Democratic Party are no longer following in the time-honored footsteps laid down by the founding fathers of our great Nation. In fact, we as democrats see our elected representatives within the Democratic Party abandoning the principles and values as set forth within the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States.

Without doubt a large majority of our Democratic Party representatives in Washington are tainted by corruption, and the liberals among us are supporting the ideologies of progressives with their agendas based on moving our Nation deeper into a socialist form of government. This is a real threat to everything we hold sacred in America, and they are gaining evermore control over our Democratic Party, our Nation, and the American people.

Despite this, we as Democrats can restore control of the Democratic Party back to the party members. All we need to do is cut off donations to the national headquarters of the Democratic Party, and make sure donations are made directly to patriotic and honorable Democratic Party candidates that are not corrupt or socialists.

Furthermore, we must encourage and support our Democratic Party conservative constitutionalist candidates to run for office in their State Primaries. Too many of us do not vote in our state primary elections, and this is the principal reason why we don't have patriotic and honorable candidates being elected into government office.

So please help spread the message to every one of our fellow Democrats. Also, do not forget to contact and request the Unions and other outside contributors to follow our lead as patriotic Americans.

Thank you, and God Bless America.

Eric Pearson, Democratic Party candidate for US Congress in the 5th district, Tennessee.


Snarky Basterd said...

You sound like one of those "bluedog Democrats" I keep hearing about, the so-called conservative Democrats who never seem to appear in real life because they keep voting with the socialists. My advice is to leave the Democratic Party, because the moonbat zombies, funded by Soros and SEIU, have taken over and they're never giving it back. Become independents if you don't think the Republican Party suits your political values (although I bet it does for about 95 percent of what you believe). You can go with the TEA Party folks if you want but don't ever think of them, or should I say US, as a third party; we're just trying to make Washington be more honest. The Republicans are listening to us ... and most of us will be voting for them come November, not TEA Party candidates.

Snarky Basterd said...

Oh, and just so we're clear ... "we" are not Democrats here. We are Conservatives and Independents and Libertarians. You won't be getting any recruits from the readers of this site. Believe me.

Ron Russell said...

You are right the Dems will need a "corpse man" after Nov. This guy just can't get anything right, but for the most part the MSM still gives him a pass! Has you link in wrong, but got it right now! Sit tight buddy, no more muscial chairs!

Jamie said...

Jeez... You must be running for congress... a little long winded, eh? I heard that brevity is the soul of wit. You'll fit right in, especially once you check those non-democrat ideas at the door. You can't really believe all that stuff and still be a democrat. You are shining on someone - either your potential constituents, or the party...

Snarky Basterd said...

I know. I feel like a yo yo ... or a hula hoop boob belt spinning around Mobama's girth. If this place doesn't work out, I think I'm going to start scribbling my rantings on parchment paper.

Snarky Basterd said...

He's just using the times to get himself elected. Believe me ... he'll check all that "conservative" talk at the door and put on his liberal suit and get to rammin' whatever the head liberals tell him to ram down our throats.

Snarky Basterd said...

Oh, I don't think he really believes even one word of what he's saying. He's just using the times to get himself elected. Believe me ... he'll check all that "conservative" talk at the door and put on his liberal suit and get to rammin' whatever the head liberals tell him to ram down our throats.

Bunni said...

Well Said SB: I hope he takes your advice!

Bunni said...

This was great SB: You hit on the latest crazy things out of obummer and his clown show. He should write on his hand! "I must Jump in the lake".
I wish he was a corpse, man!

labcat said...

eric pearson and his copy and paste fellow spammers are COMPLETELY wasting their time. there is no way a democrat is going to be elected this year in this state.

nice snarkiness, basterd and great photochop jamie

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