The Community Organizer in Chief should nominate a “Corpse-man” Czar. He’ll need one after most of the Congresscrats get killed at the polls in November.
That’s why every Democrat should write these four words on their hand: I’m going to lose.
Then again, it would be a lot easier for the nation if Obama just bought every Democrat in Congress a Toyota.
BTW, did you notice the four words written on Obama’s hand during his “rare” news conference yesterday? “I enjoy acting stupidly.”
On the other hand, he’d written: "I love Larry Sinclair."
Speaking of hands, I wonder if the Democrats will do a hand count of the number of kids shoveling snow and guys earning overtime plowing it these past few days and tell us next month that they saved or created a million jobs in February.
If they do, they’ll be able to narrow that pesky gap between jobs lost in the private sector and jobs gained at the government trough.
If the population of moose is dwindling in Minnesota, it's not because of global warming, especially since their numbers are growing in other states. I'm pretty sure they're just leaving to get away from all the Democrats.
I’m no longer going to question Obama’s faith or citizenship; it's clear he puts his faith in government and that he’s a citizen of the New World Order.
Maybe Obama's just a big joker. He can't really believe that shoving socialism down your peasant throat is bipartisanship, while trying to stop insanity makes you a member of the party of “no.”
I think Mobama’s right: her fat ass is a threat to national security.
Obama is backing off having weeks ago called Wall Street execs obscene and the height of irresponsibility and shameful and outrageous for accepting bonuses, probably because Congress raising the debt limit to $1.9 trillion makes Wall Street look like a 5-year-old's lemonade stand.