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Monday, November 16, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Graphic Artist Wanted
That title ought to get some Google hits.Seriously, though, if you're a graphic artist who wants to help shove Alinsky's fifth rule up Obama's ass, and the asses of every other Democrat, you need to email me (see my sidebar for "vibrate my CrackBerry").Because we have mutual interests.Hey ... all I'm getting is smart ass answers from the artists I know, which means they're telling me to go fuck myself. I don't settle for that kind of shit. I promise to make you a big star, so you too can tell everyone to go fuck themselves,...
Saturday, November 14, 2009
What Veteran Can't Get Behind This?
As a proud veteran, I have one requirement to complete before the U.S. Army sends my honorary badge of courage, and that is the purchase of my first Harley-Davidson. My dad's owned them since I was a tyke (and I'm grateful for all of the magazines that featured Harley-Davidson and its models long enough to shape my childhood and my absurd expectations for the women I'd be pursing during my young adulthood). My brother just drove away from an unnamed Harley dealer with his first bike. So, I guess I'm next.I'll leave it to Marisa...
Hope(less) Change One Year Later
While I'm away on my break from the insanity, sulking in my moodiness (actually, I'm making fishy and nefarious and diabolical plans for the future ... Mmuuhahahahahaha!), I'm going to honor my link exchange offer for the blogaversy of this sadistic little place, starting with One Ticked Chick:It’s been a year since the rock star campaign appearances, swooning fans, and telepromptered oratory all culminated in the election...
Thursday, November 12, 2009
All Hail Barack, Our Savior
I found this poem by Sam Adams today over at ResistNet.com. It's a bit long, but so is our list of grievances against Zero, not to mention the number of calendar days until 1/20/2013.(Maybe we'll get lucky, and his next magic trick will be to make himself disappear: He'll close his eyes and tap his heals together three times and say there's no place like Kenya, there's no place like Kenya, there' no place like ...)Sorry.I was starting to think it could actually happen and got carried away. Anyway, you can listen to the song...
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Our National "Healer"
Via MoonbatteryIowahawk has a post over his way rounding up the headlines the MSM wished they could have run about the moonbat jihadi murderer of 13 and shooter of 29 others last week at Ft. Hood.(Per my promise to the dead, I'm not going to defile their memory with mention of the bastard's name in the same universe as them, but I'm really glad he's alive; maybe he'll get beheaded and crucified in public as a result....
Monday, November 9, 2009
Project Valour IT -- Give to Those Who Gave For Us
Today's warfare leaves thousands of men and women who serve America seriously wounded for life.Project Valour IT can provide these troops with voice-activated laptops and other high-tech gear. Please take some time to learn about this project, then make a donation via the widget at the very bottom of the post.From Villainous Company:Project Valour-IT began when Captain Charles "Chuck" Ziegenfuss was wounded by an IED...
Sunday, November 8, 2009
I Can't Help It If You Come Here With Baggage
This is a place for three things: Laughter and rants and mockery. I'm still not ready to laugh after witnessing 12 hours of yesterday's horror ... and I'm not ready to rant, either.But I can always lay down a little mockery: If you're new here and you come in with baggage and you misread something and take offense, I can't help you. See the Frank J. Fleming quote in the upper right quadrant of my sidebar.Now. For my...
Saturday, November 7, 2009
I Just Hired a Bail Bondsman
...because my kids want to go to prison.Guest post by Mrs. ADHDI made a tiny error today. I was in a hurry and give Wild Thing #2 some buttered bread for lunch. I planned to add other things to her plate but hadn't gotten to it yet.She complained, of course, so I told her that she should pretend she was in prison. I said haven't you ever heard of how prisoners only get bread and water to eat? Wild Thing #1 came running into the kitchen, "Really, they only get bread and water?!"Well, I explained, actually they eat much better...
Friday, November 6, 2009
A Grumpy Old Twat Sighting
He was here. HERE! I saw him. Right in the comments. First one, too, pithy as fuck, as always.Four days ago he cryptically said "That Is All" and disappeared, insinuating that said post was, indeed, all we're going to hear from him. Let's hope he just needs some time away from the madness, from Gordoom and his Labourious band of idiots, that it's only for a holiday, because the world would be one dark and ugly place without wonderful satire like this (set to my favorite version of "My Way," too):My Wayby GrumpyOldT...
Hell Just Froze Over
The Earth split in two.Pigs are flying.And monkeys are too ... from Obama's ass.Why, you ask?Because the MSM just called Obama on his insensitivity toward the people, and their families, who were murdered yesterday at Ft. Hood by a moonbat jihadi yelling "Allahu Akhbar."But instead of a somber chief executive offering reassuring words and expressions of sympathy and compassion, viewers saw a wildly disconnected and inappropriately...
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Fellow Soldiers Were Murdered Today
Along with civilians.I'm keeping what I have to say about what happened at Ft. Hood today unusually close. I may have more to say later, although this pit of mockery isn't really the place. As a veteran, I will say this was not the way you're supposed to go.I also don't want to mention the murderer's name in the same galaxy as this post. My anger for him and his ideology and his actions would dishonor the dead. Since he survived, there will be plenty of time to explore his evilness.May the dead sleep in peace.P.S. ...Just because...
Nurse Wretched
Via The Truth Will Set You FreeNurse Wretched: If Mr. Tea-bagger doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way.McMurphy: And they say, the Republicans have no health care plan. I hope you know there's nothing in the Constitution giving you the authority for yours.Nurse Wretched: Are you serious? Are you serious?McMurphy: I'm a goddamn marvel of modern politics,...
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Last Night Was the End of the Beginning
Don't think: WTF? Just go read this.“This is not the end; it is not even the beginning of the end, but it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.” -- William Churchill (Shamelessly stolen from TexasFred's Facebook page)P.S. From Doug Hoffman's web site: "Only 365 days until election day 2010." via Right KlickP.P.S. And in other news, Sir Leg Tingles Alot, wasn't too happy about this. Maybe he should have shut up when radio host Mark Williams was trying to spe...
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Abandon All Hope and ... Obama Will Disappear
Not reallllly, but, according to this...It's often better to just resign yourself to how awful things are rather than raging against your situation and hoping desperately that it will get better. [via Obnoxio the Clown]Gee. If we'd done that, Van Jones would still be saying we're all assholes on behalf of The Joker and Doug Hoffman wouldn't be getting most of Scuzzyface's votes this evening and voting on the Senate wealth...
Streaming Snark #1
Via King ObamaRandom blips of illogic and unimportance…Global cooling awakened Godzira today, and he took it out on some Japanese fishermen. If we pile a mound of fish on the White House lawn, maybe he’ll take it out on Obama.Obama has shed 15 pounds in an amazing new weight-loss plan: the Lobotomy Diet.Al Gore announced he’s a greedy polluting asshole out to make a profit. His anti-capitalist followers turned out their...
Monday, November 2, 2009
My First Anniversary
From the insanely irreverent Grumpy Old TwatI've been putting this off, so now I just need to get it over with and move on. A week ago, this blog turned one year old. Judging from how I started out, it's a miracle it made it to one month. But along the way we got stuck with America's biggest fan and, well, I had to go on. I've had some ups and downs. Along about June I was getting ready to hang it up, perhaps for lack...
Sunday, November 1, 2009
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Friday, October 30, 2009
And the Country Lived Happily Ever After
Cop #1: Ok, buddy. We caught ya red handed.Cop #2: Book 'em, Danno, for violating the Constitution, theft of private property, excessive taxation, ignorant foreign policy, lying to 62 million voters, and selling his country's soul without permission for his own glorification.Obamacriminal: Gee. I hope they put me in the same cell as someone from ACORN. Joe! Hey, Joe! It's all yours, now!Joe Biden (offstage): Hey, Mr....
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Full Text of Pelosi's Healthcare Bill
It's only 1,990 bloody pages, costs a meager $1 trillion, and turns all old people into Soylent Green upon passage! Sounds like another outstanding bill to pass from the anus of the Land of Misfit Representatives, who are completely unaware that everyone outside Beltway wants to lobotomize them.Happy reading (see below widget).P.S. Here's a delicious little nugget I found over at Nice Deb's place. She notes The Washington Times reports:Democrats repeatedly touted the openness of the development of their health care bill, which...
Wild Thing #1 Files
And now for something completely different...Apparently there's another writer in the house. Thing #1, the original wild thing who makes Maurice Sendak's character seem about as hyper as Joe Lieberman on thorazine. I should probably prepare him for a life of poverty, in which he'll be forced to combat moonbat zombie colleagues and suffer the stupidity of people who can't read and work in conditions that make sweat shops seem appealing.I'd hoped for an engineer (so he could become rich and I could retire in comfort), but math...
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
The Proper Response to Solicitation from the RNC
I guess the devil doesn't want to come down to Georgia. At least Dede Scozzafava's man-bitch doesn't think it's worthy of her:"Her positions on a lot of issues are reflective of the electorate here," said Matt Burns, a Scozzafava spokesman. "If the idea is that every Republican that runs for office needs [to be] someone who fits in Georgia, then it's going to be very, very difficult for Republicans to gain a majority...
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
MOM! FOX News Is Touching Me!
Via Ben Sley's Facebook page and Old HippieOf course, childish things are nothing new for our Dear Zero.Via FreeRepublicIt is, after all, piggy flu season. He must be a little feverish.Then again, he's always been a little freaky over criticism, even from birth.If only he could return to happier days, when all of Hollywierd loved him and brainwashing people and pretending he knew what he talked about was so much easier...
Obama's America
If little piggy flu is a "national emergency," you have to wonder if Chairman Zero has gone off his rocker. After all, piggy flu isn't even as deadly as the seasonal flu. You have a bigger chance of dying from over exposure to a Zero address to a joint session of Congress than you do from piggy flu.Good luck finding the vaccine, by the way. And the Zombiecrats want us all to believe government health care will be all cookies and cream.No, I'm thinking that, since Zero's become the Appeasement President, more interested in building...
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Top 10 Kevin Jennings Pick Up Lines
10. Is that a condom in your pocket, or are you just happy I’m with NAMBLA?9. Come with me to the janitor’s closet, son; I want to show you my tool.8. You remind me of a dreamy 15-year-old I once knew.7. Are you 16? You look so delicious I’d swear you were 15.6. Bring a condom. I’ll show you how safe your school can be.5. Did I ever tell you how interesting it is to be queerly raised from kindergarten?4. I’d like to...
We're Just Doing What We're Told
The other day, Chairman Zero read an eloquent speech (despite some Ebonics) from TOTUS that labeled the Democratic Party as being something akin to the party of the American Thinker (my extreme apologies to an excellent website for such an odious analogy).That is, according to the words Zero read from his teleprompter, Democrats are free thinkers, and, as such, their free thinkery is the only reason an overwhelming majority in both parts of the legislative branch of the federal government can’t come to a decision over the brewing...
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Shit I Said Somewhere (Most of It Stupid) That You Might Have Missed (And I Bet You Can’t WAIT to Read)
To be honest, I have a high pressure job that demands, I say demands, diversion. After all, Dr. Drama can’t be cool all 1 percent of his time, mind you: He needs to entertain (himself).I used to write this shit down in one of those little shirt-pocket notebooks -- until I realized I looked like a pencil-necked geek. Now I just look like a geek, without a notebook in his shirt pocket, because I post this stuff on Twitter, Facebook, and the sites of other bloggers.Why not? It’s not like anyone’s paying me per word, or paying attention.So...
Friday, October 23, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
A Quick Observation for Today
Time ... I need to win the lottery, and end the daily treadmill, because I have none. LOTS of future posts swimming through my ADHD-addled brain.But. Time?I got none.So here's just a little thought that occurred to me today. I'm pretty sure it's a mutual feeling among many, so I decided to share:If it's appropriate for the White House to label FOX "not a news organization," it's equally appropriate to label those in the White House "not real government."P.S. Isn't it cool when your stuff gets posted elsewhere without attrib...
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
And Now, Back to the Funny Pages
RANTING!<off>I haven't been around to snark anyone's pages, let alone these, for a few days for a variety of reasons, many having to do with evil minions of Chairman Zero and my recent rants.Let's just say I must be shit because I sure do attract a lot of flies.Then there's always the crazy fun I'm blessed with in my professional life, where I'm a mild mannered closet right-wing racist health care something or...
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