Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Our National "Healer"


Iowahawk has a post over his way rounding up the headlines the MSM wished they could have run about the moonbat jihadi murderer of 13 and shooter of 29 others last week at Ft. Hood.

(Per my promise to the dead, I'm not going to defile their memory with mention of the bastard's name in the same universe as them, but I'm really glad he's alive; maybe he'll get beheaded and crucified in public as a result. Probably not, though. The murderer's lawyer is already trotting out the issue of "mental responsibility.")

Naturally, in keeping with MSM tradition -- that is, shamelessly making us satirists look brilliant -- reality imitated art this morning when the AP came out with this beauty, "Obama pressed into role of healer, inevitably," as the pResident was heading off to Ft. Hood today for the memorial honoring those killed and wounded. (It's my position that the best thing Zero could do for Ft. Hood, really, is to stay home, but the White House ... strangely ... continues to ignore my counsel.)

Now, I don't know about you, but "healer" isn't an attribute I'd ever put alongside The Joker's name.

But I can think of a few others:

National Stealer

National Squealer

National Reeler

National Wheeler and Dealer

I'd even go so far as to make the claim, in my best impersonation of an illegal Mexican immigrant, that he's the National Keeelller for still not deciding on a policy for the war in Afghanistan.

And, with apologies for breaking the rhythm of the rhyme, he can always be called the National Attacker for spanking any news organization that dares to report anything truthful. Just ask FOX News.

But, to bring this back around to the other mooslem in the news, you really can't expect the MSM to get down to the bare and cold and painful reality of an issue, not when ABC is saying things about the Ft. Hood 72-virgin-seeker like: "I wish his name was Smith."

After all, as I noted elsewhere yesterday, ABC undoubtedly would be a better news organization if it were named Aljazeera. As would 99.9 percent of its colleagues.

P.P.S. May they rest in peace...


Via Ace

P.P.S. Wow ... just wow. ... Click to embiggen and read, then click for this response.




29 comments:

Bungalow Bill on November 10, 2009 at 11:18 AM said...

Obama the healer? Healer must be the new definition for pacifist of the wisdom that Islam is capable of such crimes.

Woodsterman (Odie) on November 10, 2009 at 11:31 AM said...

Capt. ZERO as the "healer". It has a certain ring to it. If he's true to form though, he'll be visiting the killer too. He'll probably spend more time with him.

labcat on November 10, 2009 at 11:35 AM said...

"smith"? isn't that being un-PC as in profiling? racists!

innominatus on November 10, 2009 at 11:38 AM said...

20 bucks says Obama turns it into another "me! me!" session and actually makes things worse.

Teresa on November 10, 2009 at 12:37 PM said...

Obama is no healer. He is the worst thing to happen to this country. He is the destructor of everything that is good in this country.

Silverfiddle on November 10, 2009 at 12:48 PM said...

Islam is a religion of peace! Stop mocking it or we'll keeel yooooo!!!!!!!!

So Obama he going to heal this situation the way he healed the rabid political partisanship in Washington? The way he healed the deficit?

I feel for the Ft Hood military community. Today they must entertain an egotistical interloper who shares none of their values, and they must give him the respect due the President of the United States. They will be nameless walk-on actors, a mere backdrop for the rock star that is Obama.

God bless our military for putting up with crap like this...

LSP on November 10, 2009 at 12:56 PM said...

Yes - God bless our armed forces and, of course, Texas.

Logistics Monster on November 10, 2009 at 1:45 PM said...

Waiting until Tuesday allows this to be turned into a photo op with a stage.

National Whiner!

TexasFred on November 10, 2009 at 1:50 PM said...

I don't give a DAMN if his name is Lebowitz, Smith, Smythe, Chavez or any other name that may indicate a nationality.

The son of a bitch is a fucking terrorist, he killed Americans and did it in the name of Islam! "Allahu Akbar" was the 1st indication for me.

Call it common sense, call it racial profiling, call it anything you like, Hasan has supporters and apologists, and they can ALL go to hell together.

Listen To Me on November 10, 2009 at 1:51 PM said...

Amen and Thank you.

blackandgoldfan on November 10, 2009 at 3:27 PM said...

"Healer" in the style of Dr. Kevorkian maybe.

This little "talk" he gave today is probably the kickoff of the "Obama Apology Tour 2."

POSOTUS--Piece of Shit of the United States

Ron Russell on November 10, 2009 at 5:58 PM said...

I still mention the shooters name but will NOT give him his army title anymore. The MSM will continue to bend over backward to avoid using the word "terrorist" to describe this f**king jihadist. Sick in the mind, hell yes they are all sick!

Matt on November 10, 2009 at 6:22 PM said...

POSOTUS has a certain ring to it. :D

Steve: The Lightning Man on November 10, 2009 at 6:33 PM said...

I wouldn't trust him to put a bandaid on without buggering it up.

And that creature with the unmentionable name? He won't last 2 hours in any prison, military or civilian.

And that Twitter thing? Just freakin' WOW.

kingshamus on November 10, 2009 at 6:53 PM said...

The thing about being a 'healer' is that you have to feel something for the people you're trying to heal, even if it's just a Dr. House-like need to solve a medical riddle.

Obama has proven that he has almost no feeling for the men and women of the armed forces. Ergo, it's gonna be tough for him to heal the troops when he couldn't really give a shit what happens to them.

This whole Fort Hood tragedy thing (or incident or man-caused interruption...whatever) puts a big dent on Obama's social calendar. That's the vibe I get from illustrious President. What a shame he can't figure out just how lame he is in comparison to Americans who have actually sacrificed something for their country.

One Ticked Chick on November 10, 2009 at 6:53 PM said...

National healer? Hardly. National disgrace is more like it.

Nickie Goomba on November 10, 2009 at 6:56 PM said...

I suggest slowly sawing the murderer's head off.

Conservative Scalawag on November 10, 2009 at 7:08 PM said...

I salute and pray for these soldiers and their families.

As to Obama, the only thing he has healed, is well...not a dang thing.

Amusing Bunni on November 10, 2009 at 9:19 PM said...

If I was one of the family members of the dear departed or injured, I would walk up and spit in that posers ugly mug. He is defiling the dead and making a complete joke of the memorial service. He should just stay home...that is his home back in kenya, indonesia, or whatever rock he crawled under!

I loved those tweets from Gorby, priceless, DD

Logistics Monster on November 10, 2009 at 9:41 PM said...

Let me add this in reference to the national healer. Donald Young, Lt. Quarles Harris, Stephanie Tubbs-Jones, Bill Gwatney....I am sure there are some I have missed.

Karen Howes on November 10, 2009 at 10:11 PM said...

Ugh... I'm so sick of this @#$!'s face. Must I see it every day until '12? Perish the thought.

Anyway, he's a complete megalomaniac. He probably thinks he CAN heal people, like Jesus.

Of course, Jesus was crucified...

WomanHonorThyself on November 11, 2009 at 1:08 AM said...

o yea my friend..he's a heal alright...or is that heel?..what a fine mess wer'e in SB!

Velcro on November 11, 2009 at 2:11 AM said...

I was hoping healer would be as in, Queensland. That way he could be somebody's bitch!

he just sickens me.

Always On Watch on November 11, 2009 at 8:43 AM said...

I have a few other nicknames for BHO. I'll be a lady and not type them in here.

I see this morning that MSNBC is trying to say that BHO is mourning the deaths at Fort Hood. I don't see any grief on his face or in his eyes.

Candle on November 11, 2009 at 10:58 AM said...

Al Jazeera - hehe. That lawyer's name is Mud.

G.O.T. on November 11, 2009 at 5:54 PM said...

Lovin' the new pseudonym, you Snarky Basterd ;-)

Barking Spider on November 12, 2009 at 12:07 AM said...

Snarky Basterd - I like it - gets right to the point!

BTW, if the shooter's name WAS Smith, it would be highly unlikely, what with him having had a good Christian upbringing in the Smith household, that Mr Smith would ever have felt the need to go out and shoot thirteen people in the first place!

I'm with Nickie - saw the fucker's head off!

MK on November 12, 2009 at 12:21 AM said...

Healer! Bah! more like socialist scumbag.

Ex-parrot said...

Hah, the AP pulled the article on obama being healer...though it may have just expired.  But I like to think they did it on purpose! bastards (potentially...).

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