You have WAY TOO much time on your hands. Oh, so do I, because I found myself going around in circles between this post and news of your posts ... I'm dizzy. (or was I dizzy before and that's why I followed your lead ?????)
Bungalow Bill on November 7, 2009 at 10:06 AM
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I about died when I discovered people actually look for pictures of Nancy Pelosi's knockers. I wouldn't even want to think about laying that let alone seeing it naked. I hate to say it, that's one the top search terms that get people to my site.
How's 'bout this one? http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS260US261&q=free+fuck+story+of+my+daughter+fucked+with+neighbor+&aq=f&oq=&aqi=
I guess I'm only at #3, but what the hell.....
Sadly the surfer who found me that way didn't hang around long enough to read anything. I guess he was really after the pictures....
Marmalade_man on November 7, 2009 at 11:30 AM
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Good stuff and very funny, Dr. Dave! One can also get lots of hits using words like: NO Porn here, NO XXX, NO Teen Porn, NO FREE Sex Cams, NO Kitty Porn (for cats ;) etc. as many times as possible on a page. But I am most proud of being number one in Google since 1996, for a search for Math Tricks without quotes. As an adult diagnosed with ADHD, at least I accomplished that and have taught millions of people simple tricks they really should teach in school.
I get a lot of weird hits on my blog too. When your blog's name has "Domination" in the title, all the pervs come out with searches for "mother domination" etc. One of my blog titles was "Seismic Squirrel Farts" so all the freaks looking for "farting domination" come my way.
I did a post once mentioning Octopus Porn, and be damned if I don't get 3 hits a day on that one post.
I get lots of hits on "Damitol", and certain pictures I've done get hits galore.
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I cannot deny your claim. Congrats on your coronation and teh google king!
King of Google Stupidity, yes. That's about it, man...
You were dizzy before... :^)
You have WAY TOO much time on your hands. Oh, so do I, because I found myself going around in circles between this post and news of your posts ... I'm dizzy. (or was I dizzy before and that's why I followed your lead ?????)
I about died when I discovered people actually look for pictures of Nancy Pelosi's knockers. I wouldn't even want to think about laying that let alone seeing it naked. I hate to say it, that's one the top search terms that get people to my site.
How's 'bout this one? http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS260US261&q=free+fuck+story+of+my+daughter+fucked+with+neighbor+&aq=f&oq=&aqi=
I guess I'm only at #3, but what the hell.....
Sadly the surfer who found me that way didn't hang around long enough to read anything. I guess he was really after the pictures....
Good stuff and very funny, Dr. Dave! One can also get lots of hits using words like: NO Porn here, NO XXX, NO Teen Porn, NO FREE Sex Cams, NO Kitty Porn (for cats ;) etc. as many times as possible on a page. But I am most proud of being number one in Google since 1996, for a search for Math Tricks without quotes. As an adult diagnosed with ADHD, at least I accomplished that and have taught millions of people simple tricks they really should teach in school.
TAGS RULE!!!11!!1
I get a lot of weird hits on my blog too. When your blog's name has "Domination" in the title, all the pervs come out with searches for "mother domination" etc. One of my blog titles was "Seismic Squirrel Farts" so all the freaks looking for "farting domination" come my way.
I did a post once mentioning Octopus Porn, and be damned if I don't get 3 hits a day on that one post.
I get lots of hits on "Damitol", and certain pictures I've done get hits galore.
Er...um Doc, how come those Google search hits have German translations? Do you have a secret Eurotard training facility we don't know about?
Definitely can't beat that Dave.
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