Via King ObamaRandom blips of illogic and unimportance…
Global cooling awakened Godzira today, and he took it out on some Japanese fishermen. If we pile a mound of fish on the White House lawn, maybe he’ll take it out on Obama.
Obama has shed 15 pounds in an amazing new weight-loss plan: the Lobotomy Diet.
Al Gore announced he’s a greedy polluting asshole out to make a profit. His anti-capitalist followers turned out their lights … and bought more stock.
Today’s episode of The Sopranos: Corzine’s Gang Bangers:
Howard Fineman’s “of course Obama is much smarter than us” makes Chris Matthews’ “thrill up my leg” seem like an amateur man crush.
What do Gordon Brown, Barack Obama and Hamid Karzai have in common? They all could have started their political careers in Chicago.
Somehow I don’t foresee a beer summit with Hannity. I do, however, foresee Obama giving Hannity a blanket loaded with smallpox.
Seven black lawmakers are under investigation by the House ethics committee for being thieving assholes. Nancy Pelosi will hold a press conference later today to announce the committee is racist.
In fact, click below to find out just how racist you are:
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