Never Go Full Retard, Regressives

NEVER GO FULL RETARD Yes. I'm calling for WAR against lawlessness. Yes. I fear we are stumbling over the edge. Yes. We are being ruled by a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure and 544 other buffoons.  And. Yes. We. Are. Slaves. This comment on my piece from yesterday, posted here and at Conservative Hideout, just proves what I've been saying all along (The quoted lines are from my WAR piece.): “This...

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Never Go Full Retard, Regressives

The Dream Is Over: SCOTUS Says You're No Longer Free

THESE 9 PEOPLE JUST TOLD YOU TO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE This is no longer America. You no longer have the opportunity for the American Dream. You, we, me -- we're all slaves now. The Supreme Court of the United States of America has just made it official. Congress has abandoned you. The executive branch has abandoned you.  SCOTUS has abandoned you. The lapdog media has abandoned you. I had hopes, coming into today,...

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The Dream Is Over: SCOTUS Says You're No Longer Free

Guess What's on the Menu for the Dinner With Barack Contest?

Obama ate a dog. It was in his memoir, so it must be true. And when we found out, the jokes flowed like the river of campaign money he's been spending. Except we didn't run out. They're still coming. That's because, while Demorrhoids keep running away from Obama along with his diminishing campaign funds, Obama's Twitterbot keeps tweeting photos of B.O. and Bo, as if the hilarity of the admission never occurred,...

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Guess What's on the Menu for the Dinner With Barack Contest?

Get Your Free Obama Phone

"Call me; I need campaign money." He never delivered on the Obamamaniac's desires for him to pay for their mortgage and gas, but Barack Obama  can give you a free phone. (Question: Since when does a government program have a .net address?) Predictably, if you're already sucking on the government teat, you automatically qualify for a phone: If you, or members in your household are, receiving the following...

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Get Your Free Obama Phone

UPDATED: Aaron Worthing (Walker) Was Swatted, Tells What Happened

In yet another SWATing event, @aaronworthing (Walker) reported on Twitter tonight that he was swatted: BREAKING NEWS: tonight I was swatted.More details to come. @Liberty_Chick @Patterico @ali @michellemalkin @AoSHQ @Dust92 @rsmccain — Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) June 25, 2012 My wife and I are safe. Will be more details when I can provide it. Wife was very upset dealing with her. — Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing)...

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UPDATED: Aaron Worthing (Walker) Was Swatted, Tells What Happened

Desperado: The Official Obama 2012 Campaign Song

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? You been out campaigning for so long now Oh, you're a weak one Though we know you think you're Jesus This money you beg for You won't find it somehow Don't you invoke executive privilege, boy We'll beat you if we're able You know hiding the truth is always your worst bet Now it seems to me, the easy way Was handed to you by default But you only want the money you can't...

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Desperado: The Official Obama 2012 Campaign Song

Genius Barack Obama: The U.S. Needs "Bottom-up Economics"

I'm sure bottom-up economics (you know, from the 49% percent of the population that doesn't pay taxes) fueling a recovery in Barack Obama's next term will ... drain all swamps. I know, maybe Obama can use eminent domain to confiscate every underwater middle class family home, then turn around and sell them to Mexican drug cartels. Or let's confiscate all of the 50-inch HDTV screens from welfare recipients and...

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Genius Barack Obama: The U.S. Needs "Bottom-up Economics"

It's All Falling Apart for Barack Obama

It's time for Barack Obama to shed some tears. The wheels are coming off his rainbow covered bus. It's all falling apart. Come January, you'll see David Axelrod as a pall bearer, hoisting the coffin of a dead presidency on its way out of the District of Criminals. The lapdog media is getting wise. Democrats are boycotting the DNC, to avoid the train wreck of a failed amateur, looking beyond what they anticipate will...

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It's All Falling Apart for Barack Obama

The President MUST Be Involved in an Issue to Invoke Executive Privilege

By now, you probably know that President Barack Obama invoked executive privilege to stall Congress' attempt to get Attorney General Eric Holder to fork over documents in the Fast and Furious Scandal. You probably also know, by now, that Obama explicitly spoke out against executive privilege before he was president, saying "the American people need to know what's going on," in yet another classic...

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The President MUST Be Involved in an Issue to Invoke Executive Privilege

Mantyhosers: Men in Tights (Because They Want It That Way)

We’re losing a war, men, and I’m not talking about the war for the White House. It’s a war on manhood. First there were bronies, men who watch and worship the TV show My Little Pony. Now, just when you thought you it was safe to pull your mancard out of your wallet and act like a caveman, comes mantyhose. Yes. Pantyhose for men. Control top for your tummy. Fashionable nylon to flash beneath your shorts. Outright insanity...

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Mantyhosers: Men in Tights (Because They Want It That Way)

Hitler Learns Aaron Worthing (Walker) Case Has Been Dismissed

via the original Velvet Revolution Heh. There's no better way to fight a bully like Brett Kimberlin than to pound him and pound him and pound him. And even when he appears to succeed in pissing all over your First Amendment rights, the wheels of justice reality prevails. And the reality is we are all Aaron Worthing (Walker). True to Andrew Breitbart's next to last published words -- "apologize for what?" --...

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Hitler Learns Aaron Worthing (Walker) Case Has Been Dismissed

A Mind Is a Terrible Thing, Leftists

If I were to write a movie script to describe leftists, I'd call it "A Mind Is a Terrible Thing." Yesterday on Twitter, while Barack Obama was giving his same speech, different day explanation of the country's economic situation, before leaving Cleveland smellier than he found it, I joined in a guilty pleasure, hashtag games, where snark is a premium and the closer you are to the truth with your tweet, the more it...

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A Mind Is a Terrible Thing, Leftists

Obama Needs More Bacon

When Barack Obama opens his ample mouth, people make fun of him. You can take anything the man says and turn it against him. It's just too easy. Statements like this make my world go round (about Mitt Romney's 2012 campaign): "You can pretty much put their campaign on, on a tweet and have some characters to spare." (Notice the grammar gaffe, "on, on.") Queue the LOLOLOLOL: While we know from the president's...

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Obama Needs More Bacon

Without the Lapdog Media, Obama Is Doomed

Minister of Disinformation Jay Carney and the rest of Barack Obama's minions are running scared. For the first time in a long time the national press called Obama out yesterday, for his "doing just fine" comment last week on the state of the private sector economy. (Except Juan Williams, who parroted Obama, his central processing unit showing its usual signs of damage.) Carney's response to the press: "you all ought...

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Without the Lapdog Media, Obama Is Doomed