Text What You Think of @BarackObama to 62262

As if the sentence "please donate $3 or more" shouldn't already be removed from the English language, Barack Obama is stooping to new lows.

It's not enough to spam me with upwards of 3-4 emails a day, the latest coming from serial free contraception slut Sandra Fluke. Ironically, my email account is intuitive enough lately to identify Obama 2012 emails as spam, and that's just where I found Fluke's this morning. (Sorry, Sandra my inbox isn't nearly as accessible as yours.)

Now you can text credit card donations to President Douchebag. The campaign wants you to include the word "GIVE" in your text. But I have a better idea: Text the campaign and tell Obama what you think of him.

Being such a thoughtful and sensitive guy, I told the president he could pleasure himself ... in so many words. You might have something more interesting to say.

It's easy:

• Open a new message on your phone and type 62262, numbers that correspond to the letters O-B-A-M-A. (Surprisingly he spelled his own name correctly, unlike O-I-H-O.)
• Then add your message and press send. 
• You'll receive the following text in return: "Welcome to Obama for America mobile. Reply with your 5 digit ZIP for local info."
• Instead, reply with STOP, and you'll receive another message telling you will not receive messages or charges from Obama Contributions.

So let President Teleprompter and his campaign know what you think. It's juvenile, but, hey, at least you won't be accusing him of murder.

h/t: Jammie Wearing Fool

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Text What You Think of @BarackObama to 62262

Desperado: The Official Obama 2012 Campaign Song

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out campaigning for so long now
Oh, you're a weak one
Though we know you think you're Jesus
This money you beg for
You won't find it somehow

Don't you invoke executive privilege, boy
We'll beat you if we're able
You know hiding the truth is always your worst bet

Now it seems to me, the easy way
Was handed to you by default
But you only want the money you can't get

Desperado, oh, your campaign ain't gettin' easier
Your blame and plunder, they're drivin' us mad
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just something you ignore
Your prison is waiting when we toss you out the door

Don't your feet get cold when the polls go south?
Your lies get bigger when you open your mouth
It's hard to tell the ignorant from the insane
You're losin' all your party base
Ain't it funny how the voters go away?

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Stop begging for money, forget that November date
It may be rainin', but there's no  rainbow above you
You better quit while you're behind, before it's too late

UPDATE: Linked by IMAO. THANKS!

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Desperado: The Official Obama 2012 Campaign Song