Mugshots Now Hide Man Boobs? What a World!

H/T: JammieWearingFoolHas it really come to this ... this ... this travesty of political correctness? What kind of a crazy, mixed-up world is it when your mugshot doesn't reveal how you really look? The audacity!For murder suspect Eduardo Ibarra Perez gets to save face. He might have a violent past and may have been arrested for shooting his wife in the head, but at least the world doesn't get to see his man boobs, in...

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Mugshots Now Hide Man Boobs? What a World!

Memorial Day: They Die For You

Normal Rockwell's Four FreedomsTo my brothers and sisters who have died in the service of our nation, I thank you for my freedom. See more real Memorial Day monuments he...

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Memorial Day: They Die For You

Your Nation's Past: Will You Reclaim It?

There once was a land far away, in which principled men established a civilization like no other seen before it, and no other seen since.It was a civilization in which the rule of law allowed for human beings, endowed by their creator, to set forth on their own journeys, to pursue their own interests, to hone their own talents and succeed by the comforting sweat of their own brows and the rewarding agony of their own...

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Your Nation's Past: Will You Reclaim It?

Obama: "Breezing Through Lousiana So I Can Take Vacation Is My Responsibility"

This is a morph image I made of Mobama and Obama at this site, which I found over here. I just love the donkey ears and lopsided eyes and protruding mouth.Barack Obama, our angry pResident, today brusquely shot down insinuations his Memorial Day vacation was planned by staffers."I take responsibility. It is my job to make sure that even when the sky really is falling I get a great photo op in Louisiana, then take a long,...

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Obama: "Breezing Through Lousiana So I Can Take Vacation Is My Responsibility"

Finally, Obama Plugs His Hole

Image via Rev. RightOn one hand, I Thank God.On the other, I've just realized the rest of his term will be strangely quiet. I just can't bear going on not hearing him tell yet another lie, like fake stories about his children asking him, "Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?"Especially when he hasn't fuck-all to do with it.Maybe we can fill the void with daily feeds of his most famous recorded statements, like (to paraphrase...

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Finally, Obama Plugs His Hole

Good News: Census Bureau Hassles Homeschool Families

Some of you may recall my response to the Census Bureau selecting, ordering me to participate in the American Community Survey and the 2010 Census (so that, IMAO, pResident Zero can find out just how many of us teabaggers out here he really has to conquer and divide).Funny thing is, Census workers haven't come around to find out what I really have to say. But they sure don't have a problem with badgering large homeschool...

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Good News: Census Bureau Hassles Homeschool Families

The National Bank of Obama ... I Told You So

With passage of the Senate version of financial "reform," the Obama Regime is now poised to take over 60 percent of our economy (when combined with Obamacare), once the bill is reconciled with financial "reform" the House passed in December.I always wanted the government to monitor my credit card habits, anyway, and give banks unfettered access to the Monopoly money they don't have at the Treasury.I hate to be have been...

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The National Bank of Obama ... I Told You So

There's Only One Little Problem With Tom Friedman's Argument

The dead from the massacre at Tienanmen Square, China, in 1989, what "one day" of being China in America could look like.Me.And millions, tens of millions, maybe more, like me.You know, rich white teabagging racist elitist nazi rednecks from flyover country (yes, it doesn't make any sense, but then they're all names leftist clowns always fall back on in place of genuine argument) like me who would get in the way.Allow...

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There's Only One Little Problem With Tom Friedman's Argument

Obama's Lazy Tribute to Daniel Pearl

Obama is so brilliant, the smartest pResident ever, it's been said (by loony leftists without an ounce of proof), that he marked the occasion of a journalist slain on camera in the most flitting and ridiculous of ways.Read Mark Steyn's piercing essay on just how galling our lazy Teleprompter in Chief really is:Barack Obama's remarkable powers of oratory are well known: In support of Chicago's Olympic bid, he flew into...

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Obama's Lazy Tribute to Daniel Pearl

UPDATED: Illegal Immigrants Trash Sonora Desert, Outside Tucson, AZ

This revealing note, with sickening photographs, is making the email and message board rounds this week. I don't know the source, but after my uncle-in-law (who lives in Tucson) sent the email version to us, I found the message here and here (and, no, that last one isn't brought to you by striPPers ... but by strIpers, as in fisherdoods).It's about the degradation of Arizona soil (and yours will be next) by thousands,...

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UPDATED: Illegal Immigrants Trash Sonora Desert, Outside Tucson, AZ

Republican Wins Special Election for Congress in Zero's Home District

This, of course, is no referendum on our dear pResident.Republican Charles Djou emerged victorious tonight in the special election to fill Hawaii's vacancy in Congress, giving Hawaii its first GOP member of Congress in 20 years.I'll bet Zero wets his pants every time he hears the results of another election going against him. And, just think, he didn't even have to campaign for the losing Democrat this time. That should...

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Republican Wins Special Election for Congress in Zero's Home District

Arizona Employs New Secret Weapon Against Immigration

Arizona has apparently employed a new secret weapon to rid the state of its illegal immigration problem.According to anonymous sources, a new security force, dubbed Operation First Lady, will spread out, hip to hip, across Arizona's 150-mile border and scare off potential illegal crossers. Each member of the security force will be cloned from First Lady Michelle Obama and will wear this uniform:Another, even more secret...

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Arizona Employs New Secret Weapon Against Immigration

Draw Mohammed Day: Muslims Can Still Kiss My Ass

Since I couldn't draw to save my life, even if a Muslim held a sword to my neck and screamed "Draw, infidel, or I'll cut off your head ... Allahu Akbar," rather than try to submit some half-assed Photochop for my official Draw Mohammed Day post I'll instead reconfigure something I put together last year and honor the religion of pieces in the most fitting way I know.……………………………………………………………………………………………………..Time and time...

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Draw Mohammed Day: Muslims Can Still Kiss My Ass

That's Right, China, America Does Have a Discrimination Problem

While the Apology Tour continues to circumnavigate the world, spreading a volcanic cloud of toxic Obama Regime propaganda, the latest incident an admission to the shining example of human dignity China of our “discrimination” problem here at home, I'd like to take a moment to bring up, “early and often,” the real “troubling trend in our society.”It is true that America has a discrimination problem, an incredibly dangerous and insidious and, frankly, “transparent” discrimination problem. America (or rather, the Regime running...

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That's Right, China, America Does Have a Discrimination Problem

I Must Be Racist ...

... since I seem to own the lion's share of Google links containing the words "ADHD" and "racism."P.S. Don't forget to check out the video of the pResident playing with toys on your dime in the post bel...

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I Must Be Racist ...

You Will Levitate

Who needs to focus on creating jobs when being pResident affords you the opportunity to play with toys?Of course, he had his friend from the New York Slimes ride it first. After all, he doesn't need any mechanical assistance to levita...

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You Will Levitate

That Awful Jan Brewer

I mean, really! There's no reason at all for Arizona to ban ethnic studies. They're a lovely tradition, full of sugar and spice and everything nice. They teach unity. They teach democracy. They teach equality.Yeah. And Eric Holder knows how to read before he opens his big mouth.Click to embiggenize (image via Weasel Zippers)I'm getting closer to loading up my F-150 and heading to Arizona every day because here's what...

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That Awful Jan Brewer

Elena Kagan's Thesis

Hmmmm....! I wonder what a thesis titled "To The Final Conflict: Socialism in New York City, 1900-1933" is all about.Read it for yourself...Elana Kagan's undergraduate thesis Via Weasel Zippers, uncovered for us lying teabaggers by Erick Erickson at Red State.UPDATE: She asked why the “greatness” of socialism was not reemerging as a major political...

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Elena Kagan's Thesis

Nonsubliminal Messages: I Need a Freakin' Job ... and ... I Hate L.A.

Buffalo area residents send a message to our pResident.Meanwhile, Arizona sends one to L...

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Nonsubliminal Messages: I Need a Freakin' Job ... and ... I Hate L.A.

Mullah Omar Captured, Named to Supreme Court

Taking advantage of one of his few political wins since being elected, Afghan Taliban chief Mullah Omar's irrevocable invitation to visit the White House, pResident Barack Obama immediately named one of the most sought after men in the world as his nominee for the U.S. Supreme Court.In doing so, Obama withdrew his initial nomination for Chaz Bono, citing concerns over questions about the law degree Bono earned from a...

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Mullah Omar Captured, Named to Supreme Court

Obama Date Night at Kommie Restaurant

At least they probably felt welcome.UPDATE: Welcome Photoshop sleuths, but, you see, that's why those little words "satire" and "snark" in the tags above, oh, and the link to the original image, should have given you more than enough clues to save you from wasting all that time trying to prove this obviously doctored image was, well, doctored. Hope you had fun, thou...

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Obama Date Night at Kommie Restaurant

Snarky Link Dump

No comment necessary.Because I never do this ... and because I've been up much of the night with Wild Thing #1, who either has a rotovirus or food poisoning, and as such this is all you're gonna get from me today.A "warning label" on the Constitution -- Cato smokes out a moonbat publisher everyone should avoid.Jan Brewer gives pResident Zero the finger: The Wisdom of SolomanF***wad Charles Johnson extends the American...

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Snarky Link Dump