Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Demophobia

I live in Upstate New York. It is really a very beautiful state if you don't mind snow.

And corrupt politicians.

We keep losing NYS democrat pols due to various indiscretions:

Gov. Elliot "Spanky Spanky" Spitzer liked to romp with $4,000 dollar a night hookers and was asked to govern elsewhere;

The Lt. Gov. under Elliot Spitzer and current NYS Gov. Dave "Shut Up Bitch" Paterson announced last week that he is not running for reelection after influencing a domestic violence victim to not show up in a case against his top aide, David Johnson -- Paterson may still resign;

Fifteen term NY Congressman Charlie Rangel is stepping down from Chairman of one of the most powerful Congressional committees after - oh you know -- Snarky already tore him a new one;

And now brand new first-term NY Congressman Eric Massa announced today that he is resigning - after ethics complaints were lodged against him for sexually harassing one of his male staffers.

So now I am suffering from demophobia. A fear that if I step outside the house I will be insulted, robbed, beaten or buggered by a democrat politician.


10 comments:

Most Rev. Archbishop Gregori said...

Gosh, you don't have to step outside for that, they will do it all to you in your home, school, or place of employment.

Matt said...

Buggery seems to be the Dem's specialty these days.  You should be afraid.  Do they make kevlar boxers? 

MK said...

From the sounds of it, it's a well placed fear.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Having spent 4 years in Oswego getting a higher education I can appreciate the beauty and the snow.  And, unfortunately the corrupt Democrats.

Woodsterman said...

Are you sure you're not in Illinois ?

sig94 said...

Matt -
I wuz thinking along the lines of
Rhino™ Brief Liners
Zip Loc Tighty Whiteys
Fruit of The Barbed Wire
Butt Chastity Dr Dentons

sig94 said...

My niece attended SUNY Oswego for a year. Oswego itself is a weird city.

sig94 said...

Yep. Ya made me look tho!

sig94 said...

But at least I'll hear them breaking down the door. That will be their last mistake... I am not always armed outside the house.

sig94 said...

The dems are on a collision course with our freedoms. Obozo ain't gonna give up until his rotten stink ass and those of his commie fellow travelers is thrown out of the WH.

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