WTF Is Wrong With First Lady Boobs?

For once I'm jealous of the French. If there's one thing going for them, it's boobs, and who better to represent than Carla Bruni?

Frankly, I don't see what the scandal is all about (via Fistful of Donuts):

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy left little to the imagination when she arrived at a state dinner without a bra in a figure-hugging dress.

The French first lady apparently exposed her lack of underwear in a tight floor-length Roland Mouret gown as she graced the Elysee Palace in Paris.

Those poor bastards. They must equate having beauty to being retarded (that's a direct quote from Rahm Emanuel, by the way).

Obviously, they haven't had to look at this:


Or, for gawd's sake, this?

This problem calls for radical change. Hope and change, if you will.

I just think as a nation we must re-consider our priorities. Since we haven't necessarily been happy with at least three of the past four presidents (ok, 3 and 3/4s, since the first 2 or 3 years of that W. administration were pretty awesome), it's time we stop electing presidents on the basis of voters.

We need to incorporate some sort of weighted score based on the hawtness of the potential first lady, the lack of boob belt, or the need for boob haltering, the better.